Sisu van Hell 🇨🇦
@sisuvanhell.bsky.social
Dances with fire and spells for hire. Copywriter for progressive campaigns. Fire & sideshow performer plus fire safety TikToker. Soon to be author. She/her/they. I'm not trapped in Hellberta with the chuds, the chuds are trapped in Hellberta with me.
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Sisu van Hell 🇨🇦
@sisuvanhell.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Hey, Bluesky. I'm a writer, fire performer, & anti-hate shit disturber in Alberta. Let's connect. "This is not a time to be dismayed, this is punk rock time. This is what Joe Strummer trained you for. It is now time to go. You're a good person. That means more now than ever."
- Henry Rollins
- Henry Rollins
Excited to share that my husband and I appeared on CBC News after he went viral on Instagram for his extreme fire eating, twice! 🔥Thank you for coming out to witness and film
his most extreme and controversial stunt yourself, @cathgarrett.bsky.social !
his most extreme and controversial stunt yourself, @cathgarrett.bsky.social !
This was an extremely fun story to shoot. And a new challenge for me, doing a 'nat sound' piece.
Take a watch here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVK...
Take a watch here:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlVK...
Extreme fire breather uses welding torches to light up his act
YouTube video by CBC News Alberta
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October 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Excited to share that my husband and I appeared on CBC News after he went viral on Instagram for his extreme fire eating, twice! 🔥Thank you for coming out to witness and film
his most extreme and controversial stunt yourself, @cathgarrett.bsky.social !
his most extreme and controversial stunt yourself, @cathgarrett.bsky.social !
I've witnessed this in their own comment sections and videos. Claiming "peace and love" doesn't land when your supporters act like this:
Violent threats against government workers and businesses and a shocking physical attack on an elderly neighbour of the farm have highlighted how tensions around a CFIA-ordered cull of hundreds of ostriches have taken a very dark turn.
@jenstden.bsky.social reports. #canpoli
@jenstden.bsky.social reports. #canpoli
How the Ostrich Farm Cull Has Unleashed Threats of Violence | The Tyee
The CFIA union head says members and their families are being threatened.
thetyee.ca
October 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I've witnessed this in their own comment sections and videos. Claiming "peace and love" doesn't land when your supporters act like this:
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The farmers appealed. They also invited every underemployed convoy-curious conspiracy theorist in Canada to come to the farm and/or blow up the story on social media. Here is some background:
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-saga-o...
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-saga-o...
The Saga of the H5N1 Freedom Ostriches
CFIA murder drones, baptisms in bird shit, and poorly attended anti-vax music festivals: what the hell is going on up here in Canada?
rasmussenretorts.substack.com
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The farmers appealed. They also invited every underemployed convoy-curious conspiracy theorist in Canada to come to the farm and/or blow up the story on social media. Here is some background:
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-saga-o...
rasmussenretorts.substack.com/p/the-saga-o...
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5 months ago I was scrolling the hellsite & came across some tweets from @sisuvanhell.bsky.social that was my first exposure to the far-right extremist ostrich convoyers. They accused CFIA of sending "murder drones" to covertly cull their flock of ostriches after a H5N1 outbreak. Curiosity piqued.
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
5 months ago I was scrolling the hellsite & came across some tweets from @sisuvanhell.bsky.social that was my first exposure to the far-right extremist ostrich convoyers. They accused CFIA of sending "murder drones" to covertly cull their flock of ostriches after a H5N1 outbreak. Curiosity piqued.
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As the accursed ostrich situation continues to get simultaneously more stupid and gravely serious, I decided to write up a very long analysis of many of the key issues. Bottom line: so long as this flock lives, it is a threat to Canada's national security. 🧵
open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...
open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...
Last Stand in Bird Flu Ostrich Land
The BC ostrich convoy enters the "find out" stage of FAFO and so have we all
open.substack.com
October 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
As the accursed ostrich situation continues to get simultaneously more stupid and gravely serious, I decided to write up a very long analysis of many of the key issues. Bottom line: so long as this flock lives, it is a threat to Canada's national security. 🧵
open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...
open.substack.com/pub/rasmusse...
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Deana was sentenced to 6 months probation.
July 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Deana was sentenced to 6 months probation.
Breaking: It appears the avian flu infected ostrich farm won in court and were granted another stay of an impending cull. Jim Kerr is live and they're celebrating.
Because fuck trade and biosecurity, right? Sigh.
#avianflu #cull #ostrichfarm
Because fuck trade and biosecurity, right? Sigh.
#avianflu #cull #ostrichfarm
June 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Breaking: It appears the avian flu infected ostrich farm won in court and were granted another stay of an impending cull. Jim Kerr is live and they're celebrating.
Because fuck trade and biosecurity, right? Sigh.
#avianflu #cull #ostrichfarm
Because fuck trade and biosecurity, right? Sigh.
#avianflu #cull #ostrichfarm
Oh look the UCP waited until the last minute to announce a Grande Prairie town hall. #ableg #grandeprairie
June 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh look the UCP waited until the last minute to announce a Grande Prairie town hall. #ableg #grandeprairie
When our local 2SLGBTQIA+ community & allies came together to paint a new rainbow crosswalk in small town Peace River, Alberta. it sadly wasn't long before someone defaced it with tire burnouts. But Devin decided to take inspiration from it & created a #Pride t-shirt just like it:
June 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When our local 2SLGBTQIA+ community & allies came together to paint a new rainbow crosswalk in small town Peace River, Alberta. it sadly wasn't long before someone defaced it with tire burnouts. But Devin decided to take inspiration from it & created a #Pride t-shirt just like it:
The UCP staffers who made the poster misspelled Peavine. Very on brand.
But anyway here's a chance to tell Danielle how you feel in High Prairie on June 19:
#ableg
But anyway here's a chance to tell Danielle how you feel in High Prairie on June 19:
#ableg
June 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The UCP staffers who made the poster misspelled Peavine. Very on brand.
But anyway here's a chance to tell Danielle how you feel in High Prairie on June 19:
#ableg
But anyway here's a chance to tell Danielle how you feel in High Prairie on June 19:
#ableg
Pursuing a nuclear power project in Peace River should be set aside until separation is completely off the table. It's a federally regulated power source for a reason. And indigenous people aren't going to be eager to approve any new projects until separatist talk is quashed.
June 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Pursuing a nuclear power project in Peace River should be set aside until separation is completely off the table. It's a federally regulated power source for a reason. And indigenous people aren't going to be eager to approve any new projects until separatist talk is quashed.
The best news today! 10 months for squeaking a dog toy at literal Nazis. #someofthosethatworkforces
June 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The best news today! 10 months for squeaking a dog toy at literal Nazis. #someofthosethatworkforces
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Canada is on fire.
The national media is focused on building pipelines for national unity.
Oil production is at record levels.
We are back of the pack in the G7 for failing all our environmental goals.
My latest on Canada's oil obsession.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/burn-the-p...
The national media is focused on building pipelines for national unity.
Oil production is at record levels.
We are back of the pack in the G7 for failing all our environmental goals.
My latest on Canada's oil obsession.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/burn-the-p...
Save the County by Burning the Planet
Canada's False National "Unity" Debate
charlieangus.substack.com
June 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Canada is on fire.
The national media is focused on building pipelines for national unity.
Oil production is at record levels.
We are back of the pack in the G7 for failing all our environmental goals.
My latest on Canada's oil obsession.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/burn-the-p...
The national media is focused on building pipelines for national unity.
Oil production is at record levels.
We are back of the pack in the G7 for failing all our environmental goals.
My latest on Canada's oil obsession.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/burn-the-p...
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To the open moorland for today's #SpringStories spotlight, where Merlin pairs share the load. 🦅
The male brings prey for the female to feed their ever-hungry chicks, but once fledged, both parents are on the hunt to meet demand.
The male brings prey for the female to feed their ever-hungry chicks, but once fledged, both parents are on the hunt to meet demand.
May 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
To the open moorland for today's #SpringStories spotlight, where Merlin pairs share the load. 🦅
The male brings prey for the female to feed their ever-hungry chicks, but once fledged, both parents are on the hunt to meet demand.
The male brings prey for the female to feed their ever-hungry chicks, but once fledged, both parents are on the hunt to meet demand.
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During the pandemic, you know who was the second most common patient in ICU beside the older white guy with covid?
Pregnant women. With Covid.
😡
Pregnant women. With Covid.
😡
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
During the pandemic, you know who was the second most common patient in ICU beside the older white guy with covid?
Pregnant women. With Covid.
😡
Pregnant women. With Covid.
😡
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If I can teach one thing to regular folks: Treat supplements with the same caution you treat prescription drugs.
RxSky MedSky
newzsquare.com/rates-of-liv...
RxSky MedSky
newzsquare.com/rates-of-liv...
Rates Of Liver Injuries Rise In The U.S. As Supplements Grow In Popularity
It started with nausea and loss of appetite.
newzsquare.com
May 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If I can teach one thing to regular folks: Treat supplements with the same caution you treat prescription drugs.
RxSky MedSky
newzsquare.com/rates-of-liv...
RxSky MedSky
newzsquare.com/rates-of-liv...
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While the premier's left hand man has been driving the province toward secession, her (former) right hand man is up to his neck in corruption allegations (and sinking).
Makes it impossible for the premier to focus on things Albertans elected get to handle.
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
Makes it impossible for the premier to focus on things Albertans elected get to handle.
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
Former chief of staff to Alberta Premier lived in home owned by Sam Mraiche’s sister
Businessman’s dealings with the provincial health authority are subject to multiple investigations
www.theglobeandmail.com
May 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
While the premier's left hand man has been driving the province toward secession, her (former) right hand man is up to his neck in corruption allegations (and sinking).
Makes it impossible for the premier to focus on things Albertans elected get to handle.
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
Makes it impossible for the premier to focus on things Albertans elected get to handle.
www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/alber...
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Updated #UCPayToPlay scandal-in-a-tweet:
Premier Smith's former chief of staff allegedly pressured health officials to cut half a billion dollars in contracts to a businessman whose sister was his landlord and who bought them all luxury NHL tickets. And they fired the person ready to reveal it.
Premier Smith's former chief of staff allegedly pressured health officials to cut half a billion dollars in contracts to a businessman whose sister was his landlord and who bought them all luxury NHL tickets. And they fired the person ready to reveal it.
Allegedly, Smith's staff pressured health officials to approve over half a billion dollars in private health care contracts to a businessman who bought them seats in NHL luxury boxes in return for the favour. Then Smith fired a CEO who tried to investigate.
May 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Updated #UCPayToPlay scandal-in-a-tweet:
Premier Smith's former chief of staff allegedly pressured health officials to cut half a billion dollars in contracts to a businessman whose sister was his landlord and who bought them all luxury NHL tickets. And they fired the person ready to reveal it.
Premier Smith's former chief of staff allegedly pressured health officials to cut half a billion dollars in contracts to a businessman whose sister was his landlord and who bought them all luxury NHL tickets. And they fired the person ready to reveal it.
Community warning, Wellington St regular and convoyer Matt Venne is in Alberta. He visited Pat King. He was live streaming on a bus to Calgary this morning and says he may hang around downtown until he finds a way back east. #convoywatch
May 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Community warning, Wellington St regular and convoyer Matt Venne is in Alberta. He visited Pat King. He was live streaming on a bus to Calgary this morning and says he may hang around downtown until he finds a way back east. #convoywatch
May 15
Edmonton Alberta
Edmonton Alberta
May 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
May 15
Edmonton Alberta
Edmonton Alberta
Albertans, did you get a call from the Republican Party of Alberta asking if you want to separate?
Lots of money behind this push to divide and conquer Canada.
#survey #ableg #separation
Lots of money behind this push to divide and conquer Canada.
#survey #ableg #separation
May 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Albertans, did you get a call from the Republican Party of Alberta asking if you want to separate?
Lots of money behind this push to divide and conquer Canada.
#survey #ableg #separation
Lots of money behind this push to divide and conquer Canada.
#survey #ableg #separation
Here's the new interim boss, a convoy supporter just like the old boss.
Andrew Scheer stands with Chris Scott, the covid denying diner owner who has helped build the separatist Alberta Prosperity Project.
#convoywatch #canpoli #ableg
Andrew Scheer stands with Chris Scott, the covid denying diner owner who has helped build the separatist Alberta Prosperity Project.
#convoywatch #canpoli #ableg
May 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Here's the new interim boss, a convoy supporter just like the old boss.
Andrew Scheer stands with Chris Scott, the covid denying diner owner who has helped build the separatist Alberta Prosperity Project.
#convoywatch #canpoli #ableg
Andrew Scheer stands with Chris Scott, the covid denying diner owner who has helped build the separatist Alberta Prosperity Project.
#convoywatch #canpoli #ableg
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Alberta’s provincial election will be held by mid-2026.
The UCP will manufacture disagreements with Ottawa and off they’ll go.
That’s what I just heard from Danielle Smith. This wasn’t a Premier’s Televised Address so much as it was a starting gun for @albertaNDP and @nenshi.
The UCP will manufacture disagreements with Ottawa and off they’ll go.
That’s what I just heard from Danielle Smith. This wasn’t a Premier’s Televised Address so much as it was a starting gun for @albertaNDP and @nenshi.
May 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Alberta’s provincial election will be held by mid-2026.
The UCP will manufacture disagreements with Ottawa and off they’ll go.
That’s what I just heard from Danielle Smith. This wasn’t a Premier’s Televised Address so much as it was a starting gun for @albertaNDP and @nenshi.
The UCP will manufacture disagreements with Ottawa and off they’ll go.
That’s what I just heard from Danielle Smith. This wasn’t a Premier’s Televised Address so much as it was a starting gun for @albertaNDP and @nenshi.
The view at Alberta's Legislature right now. Separatists are being counter-protested by First Nations and allies.
Credit dancingd3ath on TikTok live.
#convoywatch #ableg #separatistsmith
#treaty8 #firstnations
Credit dancingd3ath on TikTok live.
#convoywatch #ableg #separatistsmith
#treaty8 #firstnations
May 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The view at Alberta's Legislature right now. Separatists are being counter-protested by First Nations and allies.
Credit dancingd3ath on TikTok live.
#convoywatch #ableg #separatistsmith
#treaty8 #firstnations
Credit dancingd3ath on TikTok live.
#convoywatch #ableg #separatistsmith
#treaty8 #firstnations
Ahem Pierre Poilievre, THIS is what a gracious defeat and taking accountability actually looks like.
#australianelection2025 #canadavotes2025
#australianelection2025 #canadavotes2025
May 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Ahem Pierre Poilievre, THIS is what a gracious defeat and taking accountability actually looks like.
#australianelection2025 #canadavotes2025
#australianelection2025 #canadavotes2025