PTSD Barnum
@sirlolsworthy.bsky.social
Extreme autism and adhd hellfire brain. The box marked 'gender' is empty, singer/songwriter/composer/producer, winner of best 9/11 joke
Lol this is an XS. I don't even know how much (little) I weigh now but it's gotta be less than 47kg and I'm 169cm - got to a max of 172cm from spine relaxing out after being confined to bed for a couple of weeks in hospital one time, the physio measured me. Anyway that's a spicy BMI :/
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Lol this is an XS. I don't even know how much (little) I weigh now but it's gotta be less than 47kg and I'm 169cm - got to a max of 172cm from spine relaxing out after being confined to bed for a couple of weeks in hospital one time, the physio measured me. Anyway that's a spicy BMI :/
Never realised just how long my legs are until I got really skinny (yes unhealthy I know not on purpose). Always had that slim-thick going on which hid it. I look like a ballerina now
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Never realised just how long my legs are until I got really skinny (yes unhealthy I know not on purpose). Always had that slim-thick going on which hid it. I look like a ballerina now
Got back into running for my mental and physical health (I have been SO sick, AGAIN), and it's already paying off after only a week check out those muscles. Also that top is padded they're not that big lol
September 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got back into running for my mental and physical health (I have been SO sick, AGAIN), and it's already paying off after only a week check out those muscles. Also that top is padded they're not that big lol
The face of someone who just scored a bunch of designer gear that's possibly over a grand in resale value (not the coat this is only 130 rrp new and I'm keeping it)
August 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The face of someone who just scored a bunch of designer gear that's possibly over a grand in resale value (not the coat this is only 130 rrp new and I'm keeping it)
Here's my version from before that song was released. To be fair this is much older and I'm far better now
August 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Here's my version from before that song was released. To be fair this is much older and I'm far better now
I've written two songs about being trapped by exactly this feeling (Blood Sample and Mausoleum) but I don't think I wrote about it half so well as my boy Matt Flood because fucking ouch
August 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I've written two songs about being trapped by exactly this feeling (Blood Sample and Mausoleum) but I don't think I wrote about it half so well as my boy Matt Flood because fucking ouch
These are some real 'I'm here to kick your ass' shoes that make me a bit over 5'10 (confirmed standing next to someone who is 6' with an extra inch from their shoes)
July 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
These are some real 'I'm here to kick your ass' shoes that make me a bit over 5'10 (confirmed standing next to someone who is 6' with an extra inch from their shoes)
I'm definitely going to end up hating at least something in this list BUT it's all stuff I greatly enjoy & am v good at so cross your fingers for me that I can do it, keep enjoying it and make some sweet cash monies from it. Catch me on insta for the first one @ www.instagram.com/queenofsword...
July 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I'm definitely going to end up hating at least something in this list BUT it's all stuff I greatly enjoy & am v good at so cross your fingers for me that I can do it, keep enjoying it and make some sweet cash monies from it. Catch me on insta for the first one @ www.instagram.com/queenofsword...
The hell it can't!!!
July 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The hell it can't!!!
Huh that's weird, I remember it being a different day
July 18, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Huh that's weird, I remember it being a different day
Who the fuck gives never worn handmade Korean boots to an op shop?!
July 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Who the fuck gives never worn handmade Korean boots to an op shop?!
just re-upping one of my favourite ever things from The Bad Site
July 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
just re-upping one of my favourite ever things from The Bad Site
Just Ehlers Danlos things
July 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just Ehlers Danlos things
I feel personally victimised by this
July 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I feel personally victimised by this
Peter Pan Syndrome is real - I'm 43 years old! Also these are size uhhh 26? jeans idk. I've got thick stocking under them but clearly it's time for belts to shine
July 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Peter Pan Syndrome is real - I'm 43 years old! Also these are size uhhh 26? jeans idk. I've got thick stocking under them but clearly it's time for belts to shine
You would be correct! Huh and here's me thinking it was just menopause. Useful sugestion, thankyou
July 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
You would be correct! Huh and here's me thinking it was just menopause. Useful sugestion, thankyou
CW weight loss discussion: even the massive weight loss - I've always been thin but this is legit 'you are going to die if this gets any worse' areas. Ingestion of this crud over a prolonged period causes coeliac-type malnutrition from eroding gut lining and immune fuckery
July 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
CW weight loss discussion: even the massive weight loss - I've always been thin but this is legit 'you are going to die if this gets any worse' areas. Ingestion of this crud over a prolonged period causes coeliac-type malnutrition from eroding gut lining and immune fuckery
It's learned my words startlingly well
July 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
It's learned my words startlingly well
These are a size 24 lol
July 1, 2025 at 6:37 AM
These are a size 24 lol
Proudly go fuck yourself!
And if you're like why smoking if broke don't worry I got the hookup from the hotel manager to get these for 10 bux. If you've ever been a smoker going through an insanely stressful time you know how it is, anything to help keep a tenuous grip on sanity
And if you're like why smoking if broke don't worry I got the hookup from the hotel manager to get these for 10 bux. If you've ever been a smoker going through an insanely stressful time you know how it is, anything to help keep a tenuous grip on sanity
June 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Proudly go fuck yourself!
And if you're like why smoking if broke don't worry I got the hookup from the hotel manager to get these for 10 bux. If you've ever been a smoker going through an insanely stressful time you know how it is, anything to help keep a tenuous grip on sanity
And if you're like why smoking if broke don't worry I got the hookup from the hotel manager to get these for 10 bux. If you've ever been a smoker going through an insanely stressful time you know how it is, anything to help keep a tenuous grip on sanity
Pleasantly surprised by this show! if you heard a brief of 'what if Raised By Wolves/s4 of The Expanse crossed with Deadpool' and thought 'that sounds awful' it's actually good? But yeah lmao this was literally my comment during ep 2 which focused on these two bc YES tism vibes off the charts
June 29, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Pleasantly surprised by this show! if you heard a brief of 'what if Raised By Wolves/s4 of The Expanse crossed with Deadpool' and thought 'that sounds awful' it's actually good? But yeah lmao this was literally my comment during ep 2 which focused on these two bc YES tism vibes off the charts
I laughed so hard at my mate's comments here a giant ball of phlegm flew out of my mouth in the street. Don Bradman of weird shit lmao
June 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I laughed so hard at my mate's comments here a giant ball of phlegm flew out of my mouth in the street. Don Bradman of weird shit lmao
That logo sure is a bold choice, Aldi, considering the country you're from
June 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
That logo sure is a bold choice, Aldi, considering the country you're from
Custom made Giorgio Armani (its meant to be form fitting not loose but its a 6-8 so...lol) that i found for $2, Rivers boots $10. My thrifting skills remain undefeated
June 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Custom made Giorgio Armani (its meant to be form fitting not loose but its a 6-8 so...lol) that i found for $2, Rivers boots $10. My thrifting skills remain undefeated
I will fuck u up don't test me
June 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I will fuck u up don't test me