PTSD Barnum
@sirlolsworthy.bsky.social
Extreme autism and adhd hellfire brain. The box marked 'gender' is empty, singer/songwriter/composer/producer, winner of best 9/11 joke
Lol this is an XS. I don't even know how much (little) I weigh now but it's gotta be less than 47kg and I'm 169cm - got to a max of 172cm from spine relaxing out after being confined to bed for a couple of weeks in hospital one time, the physio measured me. Anyway that's a spicy BMI :/
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Lol this is an XS. I don't even know how much (little) I weigh now but it's gotta be less than 47kg and I'm 169cm - got to a max of 172cm from spine relaxing out after being confined to bed for a couple of weeks in hospital one time, the physio measured me. Anyway that's a spicy BMI :/
OK having done some REALLY fucking in depth musical, literary and philosophical analysis of a huge array of people it's like, raise your hand if you DON'T have BPD or autism lmao
October 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
OK having done some REALLY fucking in depth musical, literary and philosophical analysis of a huge array of people it's like, raise your hand if you DON'T have BPD or autism lmao
Am going to be admitted to The Austin real soon to get things started. I'm going to be in for MONTHS. Silver lining though, they do ketamine infusions there and it will be very easy to argue it's necessary for my recovery. And oh man, doing chemo, they're gonna give me SO MUCH WEED about it
October 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Am going to be admitted to The Austin real soon to get things started. I'm going to be in for MONTHS. Silver lining though, they do ketamine infusions there and it will be very easy to argue it's necessary for my recovery. And oh man, doing chemo, they're gonna give me SO MUCH WEED about it
Have now listened to enough of the new album to be a truther for all her best songs were at best heavily influenced by co writers (supposedly folk/more was a bunch of unused The National stuff)
This idea everyone has of her as some great wordsmith...I don't know if you've seen any of the "poetry" included in deluxe editions of her albums but as an actual good poet myself, it's like, offensively bad
October 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Have now listened to enough of the new album to be a truther for all her best songs were at best heavily influenced by co writers (supposedly folk/more was a bunch of unused The National stuff)
Melbourne moots: anyone got a spare room or couch I can borrow tue/wed night next week? Will do housework in return!
October 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Melbourne moots: anyone got a spare room or couch I can borrow tue/wed night next week? Will do housework in return!
@babbyunit.bsky.social hello! I'm still alive (just)
October 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
@babbyunit.bsky.social hello! I'm still alive (just)
Some people still haven't finished puberty at 16! I'm AFAB and in theory the basic structure of our faces isn't meant to change that much but I looked dramatically different at 18 than I did at 15. I have ehlers danlos (probably cEDS) and that REALLY affects that kind of thing
I just don't think facial scanning for age checking is going to work. Not just the sheer broad range of faces it would need to accurately identify, but also somehow the difference of a kid's face before and after their 16th birthday, which is the whole purpose of the age check.
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Some people still haven't finished puberty at 16! I'm AFAB and in theory the basic structure of our faces isn't meant to change that much but I looked dramatically different at 18 than I did at 15. I have ehlers danlos (probably cEDS) and that REALLY affects that kind of thing
The new track from catch your breath is such a blatant bad omens rip-off holy shit. Cmon guys you're clearly talented don't do that
September 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
The new track from catch your breath is such a blatant bad omens rip-off holy shit. Cmon guys you're clearly talented don't do that
Oh also it seems like my NMO is flaring up again after a quiescent decade. Got bilateral trigeminal neuralgia and holy shit I get why it's called the suey disease
September 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Oh also it seems like my NMO is flaring up again after a quiescent decade. Got bilateral trigeminal neuralgia and holy shit I get why it's called the suey disease
Sadly it's definitely cancer so bye-bye titties (I'm not sad about that part actually)
In 'are you fucking kidding me with this shit' news it looks like I might have breast cancer
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Sadly it's definitely cancer so bye-bye titties (I'm not sad about that part actually)
In 'are you fucking kidding me with this shit' news it looks like I might have breast cancer
September 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In 'are you fucking kidding me with this shit' news it looks like I might have breast cancer
Never realised just how long my legs are until I got really skinny (yes unhealthy I know not on purpose). Always had that slim-thick going on which hid it. I look like a ballerina now
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Never realised just how long my legs are until I got really skinny (yes unhealthy I know not on purpose). Always had that slim-thick going on which hid it. I look like a ballerina now
Ugh waking up at 4.30 after a crushing headache had me drink coffee at 2.30am, in desperation for anything to help, keeping me up til 9am
September 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Ugh waking up at 4.30 after a crushing headache had me drink coffee at 2.30am, in desperation for anything to help, keeping me up til 9am
Get yourself someone who'll wake you up early to excitedly tell you the news about Charlie Kirk
September 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Get yourself someone who'll wake you up early to excitedly tell you the news about Charlie Kirk
Did you know there's been fucking academic papers on engadine maccas and it gets taught in uni courses?! Incredible what one shitposter can do
September 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Did you know there's been fucking academic papers on engadine maccas and it gets taught in uni courses?! Incredible what one shitposter can do
Got back into running for my mental and physical health (I have been SO sick, AGAIN), and it's already paying off after only a week check out those muscles. Also that top is padded they're not that big lol
September 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Got back into running for my mental and physical health (I have been SO sick, AGAIN), and it's already paying off after only a week check out those muscles. Also that top is padded they're not that big lol
I hate having to do this again but: I am once again facing some pretty steep medical bills for both myself and my elderly cat and I'm broke broke broke. Any and all help is so massively appreciated even if its just sharing
Cal D
I got forced out of my apartment due to contamination from fibreglass, brick dust, and a strange polymer that loves to form in the presence of water. I'm currently living in hotels and boarding my cat
buymeacoffee.com
September 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I hate having to do this again but: I am once again facing some pretty steep medical bills for both myself and my elderly cat and I'm broke broke broke. Any and all help is so massively appreciated even if its just sharing
@lizcrash.bsky.social coffee sometime as I'm local at the moment? I am bad at social because autism lol
August 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@lizcrash.bsky.social coffee sometime as I'm local at the moment? I am bad at social because autism lol
I've never followed a band on tour around the country before but when Caskets come back I'm 100% doing that, they're on another level in the post hardcore/metalcore scene. The vocalist is just incredible
August 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I've never followed a band on tour around the country before but when Caskets come back I'm 100% doing that, they're on another level in the post hardcore/metalcore scene. The vocalist is just incredible
Anyone looking for late night coffee in footscray (ping @lizcrash.bsky.social @benjamino.bsky.social ) hit up Papelon on barkly st, open til 9.30 nightly. The owner remembered how I take my coffee even though I'd only been there once before, and said coffee is AMAZING. She gets the soy milk perfect
August 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Anyone looking for late night coffee in footscray (ping @lizcrash.bsky.social @benjamino.bsky.social ) hit up Papelon on barkly st, open til 9.30 nightly. The owner remembered how I take my coffee even though I'd only been there once before, and said coffee is AMAZING. She gets the soy milk perfect
You know the climate on cannabis has changed when Medical News Today publishes an article that basically says yeah if smoking weed when you have a cold makes you feel better, go for it,only mild harm is in the potential/theoretical level
August 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You know the climate on cannabis has changed when Medical News Today publishes an article that basically says yeah if smoking weed when you have a cold makes you feel better, go for it,only mild harm is in the potential/theoretical level
Spicy take: Sound Awake by Karnivool is a better prog album than Lateralus sorry not sorry. Having just seen Ian Kenny in full flight sounding better than I've ever heard, and then finding out he had a fucking *chest infection* in the days leading up to the gig, pips any time I've seen Maynard
August 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Spicy take: Sound Awake by Karnivool is a better prog album than Lateralus sorry not sorry. Having just seen Ian Kenny in full flight sounding better than I've ever heard, and then finding out he had a fucking *chest infection* in the days leading up to the gig, pips any time I've seen Maynard
The face of someone who just scored a bunch of designer gear that's possibly over a grand in resale value (not the coat this is only 130 rrp new and I'm keeping it)
August 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
The face of someone who just scored a bunch of designer gear that's possibly over a grand in resale value (not the coat this is only 130 rrp new and I'm keeping it)
I've written two songs about being trapped by exactly this feeling (Blood Sample and Mausoleum) but I don't think I wrote about it half so well as my boy Matt Flood because fucking ouch
August 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I've written two songs about being trapped by exactly this feeling (Blood Sample and Mausoleum) but I don't think I wrote about it half so well as my boy Matt Flood because fucking ouch
Ruining Caskets for myself by noticing Matt Flood's voice sounds exactly like Matty Healy, although the former is quite the gifted vocalist and I've listened to the new track like 30+ times since it dropped lol. The second prechorus is glorious
August 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ruining Caskets for myself by noticing Matt Flood's voice sounds exactly like Matty Healy, although the former is quite the gifted vocalist and I've listened to the new track like 30+ times since it dropped lol. The second prechorus is glorious