Jim Royle
@sirjimroyle.bsky.social
House-husband and local legend, Jim Royle. Find me in front of the TV or down the Feathers. Bluesky my arse.
Here he is trying to scrap George Best’s son. Absolute legend of noughties crap telly.
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Here he is trying to scrap George Best’s son. Absolute legend of noughties crap telly.
Rest in Power “Dangerous” Paul Danan.
January 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Rest in Power “Dangerous” Paul Danan.
Arteta when Arsenal can’t score from a corner.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Arteta when Arsenal can’t score from a corner.
Your dad looking out the window at fog and repeatedly using the phrase “Extinction Level Event.”
December 30, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Your dad looking out the window at fog and repeatedly using the phrase “Extinction Level Event.”
You know Christmas has gone on too long when everyone on Twitter is giving it this about fog.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
December 30, 2024 at 10:28 AM
You know Christmas has gone on too long when everyone on Twitter is giving it this about fog.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
Trying to decipher when the fuck bin day is going to land over Christmas & New Year.
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Trying to decipher when the fuck bin day is going to land over Christmas & New Year.
Look at him. Magnificent. You can smell the Joop from here.
December 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Look at him. Magnificent. You can smell the Joop from here.
The absolute undisputed king of the Going-Out-Shirt was Bonehead.
December 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
The absolute undisputed king of the Going-Out-Shirt was Bonehead.
Sir Jim Ratcliffe trying to work out who has been calling Lisbon on the office phone.
December 23, 2024 at 10:33 AM
Sir Jim Ratcliffe trying to work out who has been calling Lisbon on the office phone.
New series of Stranger Things sounds belting.
December 16, 2024 at 8:24 AM
New series of Stranger Things sounds belting.
Who would’ve guessed that after robbing Paul Young’s house in 1998, Gino D’Acampo would go on to again behave inappropriately? Not ITV when they hired the silly cunt in the first place, clearly.
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Who would’ve guessed that after robbing Paul Young’s house in 1998, Gino D’Acampo would go on to again behave inappropriately? Not ITV when they hired the silly cunt in the first place, clearly.
Kiddy numbers these.
December 7, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Kiddy numbers these.
Gregg Wallace’s defence.
December 1, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Gregg Wallace’s defence.
Gregg Wallace’s replacement. Seamless.
November 28, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Gregg Wallace’s replacement. Seamless.
That Ipswich fan’s arse when Keane offered him a settler.
November 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
That Ipswich fan’s arse when Keane offered him a settler.
Not the most notable thing he did in September 2001.
November 20, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Not the most notable thing he did in September 2001.
Can confirm I have absolutely no intentions of murdering Barb.
November 19, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Can confirm I have absolutely no intentions of murdering Barb.
Jake Paul going easy on sex offenders, just like our SHAMBOLIC Labour government.
November 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Jake Paul going easy on sex offenders, just like our SHAMBOLIC Labour government.