Jim Royle
@sirjimroyle.bsky.social
House-husband and local legend, Jim Royle. Find me in front of the TV or down the Feathers. Bluesky my arse.
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He makes himself big
February 1, 2025 at 8:57 AM
He makes himself big
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Joey Barton kicked wife in head during drunken row at home, court told
Joey Barton kicked wife in head during drunken row at home, court told
The former Manchester City and QPR midfielder, 42, is accused of assaulting Georgia Barton in June 2021
The former footballer Joey Barton pushed his wife to the floor before kicking her in the head during a drunken row at their family home, a court has…
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s always the ones you most suspect.
Dave’s van was crushed by a tree in the storm but he’s reluctant to claim on the insurance in case it makes him look woke.
January 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Dave’s van was crushed by a tree in the storm but he’s reluctant to claim on the insurance in case it makes him look woke.
No need to anchor the bin down last night, turns out a Rangers fan kipped in it.
January 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
No need to anchor the bin down last night, turns out a Rangers fan kipped in it.
Rangers have lost. Air raid siren going off at the end of the street, directing us all to the shelters until their fans have fucked off back to Scotland.
January 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Rangers have lost. Air raid siren going off at the end of the street, directing us all to the shelters until their fans have fucked off back to Scotland.
Did a bit of shopping in town yesterday afternoon. Went to get the bus home, queue was longer than usual. Snaked right the way up the high-street. Thought it was a bit weird, but joined the line.
January 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Did a bit of shopping in town yesterday afternoon. Went to get the bus home, queue was longer than usual. Snaked right the way up the high-street. Thought it was a bit weird, but joined the line.
Rest in Power “Dangerous” Paul Danan.
January 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Rest in Power “Dangerous” Paul Danan.
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The single greatest moment of broadcasting our great nation has ever known. Treating WW2 like a mid-week fixture 🫡
January 15, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The single greatest moment of broadcasting our great nation has ever known. Treating WW2 like a mid-week fixture 🫡
Arteta when Arsenal can’t score from a corner.
January 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Arteta when Arsenal can’t score from a corner.
Still in a constant state of grazing. Refusing to accept it’s all over.
I’m actually offering to make the brews, then taking care of four shortbread and half a Terry’s while I’m in there.
I’m actually offering to make the brews, then taking care of four shortbread and half a Terry’s while I’m in there.
January 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Still in a constant state of grazing. Refusing to accept it’s all over.
I’m actually offering to make the brews, then taking care of four shortbread and half a Terry’s while I’m in there.
I’m actually offering to make the brews, then taking care of four shortbread and half a Terry’s while I’m in there.
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Shut your legs, there’s a right draft. #Hootenanny
December 31, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Shut your legs, there’s a right draft. #Hootenanny
Death, taxes and Vic Reeves acting the cunt on #Hootenanny.
December 31, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Death, taxes and Vic Reeves acting the cunt on #Hootenanny.
Reckon Lou Bega has written Mambo No.6 yet?
December 31, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Reckon Lou Bega has written Mambo No.6 yet?
Invited everyone I know round to ours tonight.
Haven’t told them that as it’s New Years Eve, it’ll be twenty five notes on the door to get in, there’ll only be seats for those with reservations (me) and it’s £9 for a Carling.
Haven’t told them that as it’s New Years Eve, it’ll be twenty five notes on the door to get in, there’ll only be seats for those with reservations (me) and it’s £9 for a Carling.
December 31, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Invited everyone I know round to ours tonight.
Haven’t told them that as it’s New Years Eve, it’ll be twenty five notes on the door to get in, there’ll only be seats for those with reservations (me) and it’s £9 for a Carling.
Haven’t told them that as it’s New Years Eve, it’ll be twenty five notes on the door to get in, there’ll only be seats for those with reservations (me) and it’s £9 for a Carling.
I think there’s a direct correlation between people who claim to be responsible owners of XL Bully’s and people who set off three thousand fireworks in their back garden at the stroke of midnight on New Year.
December 31, 2024 at 3:38 PM
I think there’s a direct correlation between people who claim to be responsible owners of XL Bully’s and people who set off three thousand fireworks in their back garden at the stroke of midnight on New Year.
You know Christmas has gone on too long when everyone on Twitter is giving it this about fog.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
December 30, 2024 at 10:28 AM
You know Christmas has gone on too long when everyone on Twitter is giving it this about fog.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
Time to get back to work you daft bastards.
What’s the point in diving like that in the age of VAR? You have to assume that Man City are just addicted to being cheating little bastards at this stage. #LEIMCI
December 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
What’s the point in diving like that in the age of VAR? You have to assume that Man City are just addicted to being cheating little bastards at this stage. #LEIMCI
Don’t want to sound like one of these right-wing Twitter conspiracy nuts, but they’re definitely poisoning our food on the quiet.
There’s no way with what’s coming out my arse today that shortbread isn’t 99% chemical.
There’s no way with what’s coming out my arse today that shortbread isn’t 99% chemical.
December 28, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Don’t want to sound like one of these right-wing Twitter conspiracy nuts, but they’re definitely poisoning our food on the quiet.
There’s no way with what’s coming out my arse today that shortbread isn’t 99% chemical.
There’s no way with what’s coming out my arse today that shortbread isn’t 99% chemical.
Why is Prince William, a man barely in his 40’s, walking around with an egg in a bun? Don’t like the Royals at the best of times, but that representing us on the world stage is embarrassing.
December 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Why is Prince William, a man barely in his 40’s, walking around with an egg in a bun? Don’t like the Royals at the best of times, but that representing us on the world stage is embarrassing.
Every bugger on the box is trying to tell you how to cook sprouts.
If you need to fry something in two blocks of butter and cover it in bacon to make it edible, it’s because the thing itself tastes like pure shite and doesn’t belong on a plate.
If you need to fry something in two blocks of butter and cover it in bacon to make it edible, it’s because the thing itself tastes like pure shite and doesn’t belong on a plate.
December 26, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Every bugger on the box is trying to tell you how to cook sprouts.
If you need to fry something in two blocks of butter and cover it in bacon to make it edible, it’s because the thing itself tastes like pure shite and doesn’t belong on a plate.
If you need to fry something in two blocks of butter and cover it in bacon to make it edible, it’s because the thing itself tastes like pure shite and doesn’t belong on a plate.
Really tough to get a proper nights kip knowing that Feathers McGraw is still out there.
December 26, 2024 at 9:43 AM
Really tough to get a proper nights kip knowing that Feathers McGraw is still out there.
Christmas my arse.
December 25, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Christmas my arse.
Trying to decipher when the fuck bin day is going to land over Christmas & New Year.
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Trying to decipher when the fuck bin day is going to land over Christmas & New Year.
The absolute undisputed king of the Going-Out-Shirt was Bonehead.
December 23, 2024 at 8:33 PM
The absolute undisputed king of the Going-Out-Shirt was Bonehead.