Forget it Jake, it's Flavortown
@sinuately.bsky.social
they told him he'd never be famous (they were right)
Loving the time of cholera
December 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Loving the time of cholera
In order to stop sexist boomers from enacting weird psychosexual dominance fantasies with ChatGPT, the only available voices should be middle aged jersey guy and Gilbert Gottfried
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
In order to stop sexist boomers from enacting weird psychosexual dominance fantasies with ChatGPT, the only available voices should be middle aged jersey guy and Gilbert Gottfried
threw a "white lotus" themed christmas party (basically pretend my house is a fancy hotel and dress like a rich asshole) and everyone turned up dressed in their flowiest, silkiest vacation wear when it was 30 degrees outside. i'm so proud
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
threw a "white lotus" themed christmas party (basically pretend my house is a fancy hotel and dress like a rich asshole) and everyone turned up dressed in their flowiest, silkiest vacation wear when it was 30 degrees outside. i'm so proud
My “NVIDIA is not Enron” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My “NVIDIA is not Enron” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
“Edit your photos with Gemini. Turn yourself into a mini-figurine.”
No. I don’t want to do that. That sounds like a threat
No. I don’t want to do that. That sounds like a threat
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Edit your photos with Gemini. Turn yourself into a mini-figurine.”
No. I don’t want to do that. That sounds like a threat
No. I don’t want to do that. That sounds like a threat
Tolstoy is low-key goated when being crushed by the beauty and unfairness of human experience is the vibe
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tolstoy is low-key goated when being crushed by the beauty and unfairness of human experience is the vibe
Severed from the light of god and humanity. A choked scream reaching nothing and no one
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Severed from the light of god and humanity. A choked scream reaching nothing and no one
White lotus is a show about how boring it is to be on vacation
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
White lotus is a show about how boring it is to be on vacation
Egg bowl. Egg. Bowl
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Egg bowl. Egg. Bowl
Guy who fuckinng loves painting drapery and hates painting faces:
British School 17th century, Portrait of Sir Thomas Pope, Later 3rd Earl of Downe, 1635
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125355
https://botfrens.com/collections/14375/contents/1125355
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Guy who fuckinng loves painting drapery and hates painting faces:
It turns out that when you donate red cells it really fucks up your aerobic fitness; I feel like I lost 30 seconds per mile on the same easy effort between Wednesday and today.
But also I’m getting over COVID so who the hell knows
But also I’m getting over COVID so who the hell knows
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It turns out that when you donate red cells it really fucks up your aerobic fitness; I feel like I lost 30 seconds per mile on the same easy effort between Wednesday and today.
But also I’m getting over COVID so who the hell knows
But also I’m getting over COVID so who the hell knows
Wonder why I’m waking up all the time convinced I/my wife/my dog are dying. Probably no reason. Definitely not the ambient dread we’re all marinating in waiting for the thing to happen
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Wonder why I’m waking up all the time convinced I/my wife/my dog are dying. Probably no reason. Definitely not the ambient dread we’re all marinating in waiting for the thing to happen
Succulent, oil on canvas board, 12x16
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Succulent, oil on canvas board, 12x16
everybody fitzgeraldposting without checking the meter is missing is an amazing opportunity. it's right there!!!
the most interesting thing about the Edmund Fitzgerald / is she was chartered by northwestern mutual
insurance company that owns an ore freighter / is primo diversification
the most interesting thing about the Edmund Fitzgerald / is she was chartered by northwestern mutual
insurance company that owns an ore freighter / is primo diversification
The most interesting thing about the Edmund Fitzgerald is that it was built and owned by Northwestern Mutual.
Insurance company that owns an ore freighter is primo midcentury investment diversification.
Insurance company that owns an ore freighter is primo midcentury investment diversification.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
everybody fitzgeraldposting without checking the meter is missing is an amazing opportunity. it's right there!!!
the most interesting thing about the Edmund Fitzgerald / is she was chartered by northwestern mutual
insurance company that owns an ore freighter / is primo diversification
the most interesting thing about the Edmund Fitzgerald / is she was chartered by northwestern mutual
insurance company that owns an ore freighter / is primo diversification
(Gordon lightfoot voice) as dawn came to be there was only debris, and her lifeboats were found drifting empty
#OnThisDay Nov 11, 1975 at dawn: Despite a massive overnight search with multiple ships and aircraft, by now it is clear the Fitzgerald has been lost with all 29 souls. Only debris and her lifeboats are found, drifting empty.
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
(Gordon lightfoot voice) as dawn came to be there was only debris, and her lifeboats were found drifting empty
the future sucks. instead of high speed rail we get a robot that tells you to kill yourself
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
the future sucks. instead of high speed rail we get a robot that tells you to kill yourself
Chicken or pork satay from a packet and microwaveable rice is maybe the highest reward to effort ratio of any easy grocery store dinner. Simply undefeated
November 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Chicken or pork satay from a packet and microwaveable rice is maybe the highest reward to effort ratio of any easy grocery store dinner. Simply undefeated
Google glass tanked so bad that there are still signs up in public places here explicitly banning it. Even after ten years of hypernormalizing invasive surveillance I’m glad to see people’s instinctive reaction to this shit is “ew, that’s perverted”
“I'm not saying these are glasses for creeps, but I can't help but feel like one while wearing them.”
Reader, they are for creeps.
Reader, they are for creeps.
I Can't Help Feeling Like a Creep Wearing Meta's New Gen 2 Glasses
Meta's new display-less smart glasses are quite good, but the vibes are off.
www.wired.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Google glass tanked so bad that there are still signs up in public places here explicitly banning it. Even after ten years of hypernormalizing invasive surveillance I’m glad to see people’s instinctive reaction to this shit is “ew, that’s perverted”
Horny grandpa spends enough money to feed your kids for a year on 5 minutes of non-contact lap dance in the temple or moloch
perfect optics event to hold right as 40 million americans will increasingly struggle to get food with SNAP benefits expiring
November 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Horny grandpa spends enough money to feed your kids for a year on 5 minutes of non-contact lap dance in the temple or moloch
Fuck ice, down with Israel, trans rights, destroy patriarchy
November 2, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fuck ice, down with Israel, trans rights, destroy patriarchy
This was the best World Series + playoffs I’ve ever seen
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
This was the best World Series + playoffs I’ve ever seen
Elon is stupid and venal but when youre installed at the head of a huge software company with fault tolerant process the damage you can personally do is limited
It would be a better world if someone broke something unfixable at Twitter/X
October 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Elon is stupid and venal but when youre installed at the head of a huge software company with fault tolerant process the damage you can personally do is limited
Reposted by Forget it Jake, it's Flavortown
All I can think is that some people believe that being right about a doomsday scenario earlier than everyone else will make them the winner of doomsday or something.
October 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
All I can think is that some people believe that being right about a doomsday scenario earlier than everyone else will make them the winner of doomsday or something.
Reposted by Forget it Jake, it's Flavortown
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
Someone needs to ask Grok if Karl Marx was woke
July 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Someone needs to ask Grok if Karl Marx was woke