a sinister machine
@sinister-machine.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/her or she/her
🔞 poly, sapphic
✉️ freak only when froken to
❤️ mostly being her nightmare
🎭 the one who always tells lies
🔞 poly, sapphic
✉️ freak only when froken to
❤️ mostly being her nightmare
🎭 the one who always tells lies
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me: ughhhh i miss tron i wish they would make another
jared leto: hello,
me: ughhhh
jared leto: hello,
me: ughhhh
July 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
me: ughhhh i miss tron i wish they would make another
jared leto: hello,
me: ughhhh
jared leto: hello,
me: ughhhh
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her: you're like a magic eight ball with a conveniently strangleable neck
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
her: you're like a magic eight ball with a conveniently strangleable neck
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her: are you still listening to both our music and yours at the same time?
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
January 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
her: are you still listening to both our music and yours at the same time?
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
us: nah
her: we take it yours won?
us: ya
her: so you're still listening to our music, just on your playlist?
us:
us: fuck you <3
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her, dejected: we need to do voice training
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
January 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
her, dejected: we need to do voice training
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
us, adoringly: we love your voice
her, grinning: yeah well, we love you, so that's probably not a great indicator of quality
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"Don't fry my brain in there, ok ?"
April 9, 2024 at 8:11 PM
"Don't fry my brain in there, ok ?"
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![[being super sappy and then suddenly go quiet]
us: ...oh my god
her: what's wrong?
us: his body is shaped like a cheeto
her: ...what?
us: the cheeto mascot. his body is shaped like a cheeto!
her, muttering: ...we think this is why it took us so long to figure out we were in love with you
us: what?
her: we love you /so/ much
us: that's not- explain!
her: you're /so/ cute
us: you're not explaining! you're just saying nice things and we think the explanation is not a nice thing
her: you're really goddamn stupid <3](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sprqoicleqkdhxcpw7biifp2/bafkreiee6cro2ga537es7jwykixe7h5kdwgvbubt4njhnqlgzjv7crusfi@jpeg)
her: we love 'crazy lady is smart' trope
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
November 10, 2024 at 3:32 AM
her: we love 'crazy lady is smart' trope
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
us: yeah? why's that?
her: ...shut up
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This made my whole week
October 20, 2024 at 9:27 PM
This made my whole week
her: we're pushing our foot into our other foot so hard. it hurts so much. we should stop, but it's like the gas pedal for our brain
October 14, 2024 at 3:13 AM
her: we're pushing our foot into our other foot so hard. it hurts so much. we should stop, but it's like the gas pedal for our brain
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her: we want to hold your eyes open and stare into them and turn our eyes on like flashlights
October 14, 2024 at 3:09 AM
her: we want to hold your eyes open and stare into them and turn our eyes on like flashlights
us: give us your hand. we need it
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
October 4, 2024 at 5:09 PM
us: give us your hand. we need it
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
her: yeah, i need your hand too..
us: we need something to sneeze into
her, amazed: wow. you really are the perfect woman
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her: your existence demands flowers
October 2, 2024 at 5:22 AM
her: your existence demands flowers
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[us pitching hand shaped rice-crispy-treats]
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
September 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
[us pitching hand shaped rice-crispy-treats]
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
her: why would we want that
us: you could eat our fingers
her: ...that is an upsettingly good reason
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her: you fit in a pocket more than anyone else we have ever met
September 17, 2024 at 6:01 PM
her: you fit in a pocket more than anyone else we have ever met
[she's telling us about this guy she's been flirting with]
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
September 22, 2024 at 8:18 AM
[she's telling us about this guy she's been flirting with]
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
us: have you shown him your ankles yet?
her: no, that's for /later/~
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us: good news!
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
September 13, 2024 at 11:03 AM
us: good news!
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
us: we managed to mute before that really loud sneeze
us: bad news... our hand is /really/ gross now
her: here.. we'll lick it clean for you
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her: you're so mean!
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
September 13, 2024 at 3:24 AM
her: you're so mean!
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
us: are we?~
her: we hope so :)
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“Someday I’ll marry that girl,” she said aloud. “It might be good for her.” And: “Probably not, though.”
September 10, 2024 at 5:00 PM
“Someday I’ll marry that girl,” she said aloud. “It might be good for her.” And: “Probably not, though.”
[she asked us to read her the dictionary,
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
September 12, 2024 at 9:12 AM
[she asked us to read her the dictionary,
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
so we're looking for one online]
us: this one is asking for a subscription
her: oh, is it oxford?
us: ...yes
her: we knew it
us: .../how/
her, so pleased with herself: we know our dictionaries :)
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her trying to cheer us up:
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
September 3, 2024 at 8:57 AM
her trying to cheer us up:
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
[sending a stream of gifs/pics]
are the sad anime girls helping?
because they are really core to our strategy
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her: we think you're the funniest person we've ever met
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
September 2, 2024 at 11:15 AM
her: we think you're the funniest person we've ever met
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
and we feel like very few people would agree with us
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her: we don't care what you want;
get better desires and come back later
get better desires and come back later
September 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM
her: we don't care what you want;
get better desires and come back later
get better desires and come back later
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her, already laughing: you seem like someone who watched deathnote at a young age
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
September 6, 2024 at 7:32 PM
her, already laughing: you seem like someone who watched deathnote at a young age
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/
us mentally: [regrettably accurate]
us aloud: SHUT THE /FUCK UP/