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a sinister machine
@sinister-machine.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her or she/her
🔞 poly, sapphic
✉️ freak only when froken to
❤️ mostly being her nightmare
🎭 the one who always tells lies
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sinister-machine.bsky.social
her: we wish we had a third excretion us: ... her, as if explaining will help: what is your face- like, we wish that when we went to the restroom sometimes we'd shoot lasers out of our dick us: ...... her: and, while we're at it, we wish that is was as satisfying as orgasming her: that's what we're imagining, to be clear her: we like to imagine that in this alternate universe the joke goes "are you just happy to see me, or is that- aaaa! sizzling sounds" still her: oh god what if everything did it. what if cats had to use the laser box
July 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
sinister-machine.bsky.social
her, unprompted: we have decided we couldn't get a lightbulb out of our mouth us: ...was that in question? her: yes. very much so us: WHY her: i mean, i don't know. we always felt like we would be able to her: but then someone told us to put our entire microphone in our mouth and it turns out it's hard to open your mouth that far, regrettably us: her: just don't let us see any raw lightbulbs or we might change our mind
August 5, 2024 at 5:31 PM
sinister-machine.bsky.social
us: how much nightcore have you listened to her: look... like, a lot us: ok, good. it'd be real weird if you hadn't her: how?? us: have you met you? her: no! which is why we fucking crave any degree of information about how we are perceived <we get distracted by something else> her: /please/ tell us us: we can't think of anyone that we feel would've listened to more nightcore than you her: WHHHHHHHHHHHHY??? her: why though her: please her: please don't torture us us: it's just vibes, we dunno her: [angry noises] us: like, you can just tell her: [screaming]
August 4, 2024 at 11:05 AM