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· Nov 22
For those of you who don't know me from the bad place:
1: I don't do follow backs. I'm not trying to build a following.
2: I remove anyone who decides to be problematic.
3: I am suspicious of your motives when you follow me.
1: I don't do follow backs. I'm not trying to build a following.
2: I remove anyone who decides to be problematic.
3: I am suspicious of your motives when you follow me.
If you can see this, you deserve fancy underwear.
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
If you can see this, you deserve fancy underwear.
Happy Thanksgiving. Protect your peace, and fight for your pie.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Thanksgiving. Protect your peace, and fight for your pie.
I got to see the road show of "The Wiz" on Saturday night, and the songs, and the music, and the comedy alll took me back to watching PBS as a kid: Sesame Street, 3-2-1 CONACT, The Electric Company...
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I got to see the road show of "The Wiz" on Saturday night, and the songs, and the music, and the comedy alll took me back to watching PBS as a kid: Sesame Street, 3-2-1 CONACT, The Electric Company...
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
Also, one of the dancers was really HOT!!
When you're the holiday traveling relative and you have to finish off your eggs before you leave, so dinner is....eggs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When you're the holiday traveling relative and you have to finish off your eggs before you leave, so dinner is....eggs.
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It really is that fucking simple, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It really is that fucking simple, friends.
Jesus Fucking Christ. What a fucking waste of time, resources. And lives. DOGE killed people.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ. What a fucking waste of time, resources. And lives. DOGE killed people.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
Raise your hand if you thought James Carville was dead.
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Raise your hand if you thought James Carville was dead.
I miss the life I never got to have.
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I miss the life I never got to have.
ok, I've hit eye-watering levels of sleepy. Time for bed. Good night. You have a nice butt.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
ok, I've hit eye-watering levels of sleepy. Time for bed. Good night. You have a nice butt.
Lesson learned: before I go to another musical, I must remember the following:
1: Take evening anxiety meds before
2: take noise cancelling earbuds with
3: do NOT fall in love with one of the dancers while she's on stage; it will never work.
1: Take evening anxiety meds before
2: take noise cancelling earbuds with
3: do NOT fall in love with one of the dancers while she's on stage; it will never work.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Lesson learned: before I go to another musical, I must remember the following:
1: Take evening anxiety meds before
2: take noise cancelling earbuds with
3: do NOT fall in love with one of the dancers while she's on stage; it will never work.
1: Take evening anxiety meds before
2: take noise cancelling earbuds with
3: do NOT fall in love with one of the dancers while she's on stage; it will never work.
Reposted by MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️
Increased enforcement and Trump’s policy changes are causing some people to remain in abusive relationships rather than risk deportation, experts say.
How ICE’s Crackdown Hurts Immigrant Victims of Domestic Violence
Increased enforcement and Trump’s policy changes are causing some people to remain in abusive relationships rather than risk deportation, experts say.
www.themarshallproject.org
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Increased enforcement and Trump’s policy changes are causing some people to remain in abusive relationships rather than risk deportation, experts say.
There are no thrifting wins for big guys. Our clothes are so expensive and rare, we wear them until they fall apart. Go to a thrift store, and there are two t-shirts bigger than an xl, and they are always sports.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
There are no thrifting wins for big guys. Our clothes are so expensive and rare, we wear them until they fall apart. Go to a thrift store, and there are two t-shirts bigger than an xl, and they are always sports.
One of the most disappointing parts of this timeline is that, with everything being so shitty, we never got to correctly celebrate dick Cheney fucking off to hell.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
One of the most disappointing parts of this timeline is that, with everything being so shitty, we never got to correctly celebrate dick Cheney fucking off to hell.
The last time I was in Vegas, I stayed in this place where I had a small hot tub in my room. Now, while I am sure that 15 kids and 27 divorces could be tied directly to that tub, I would give almost anything to sink into that hot water up to my neck for the next 48 hours.
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The last time I was in Vegas, I stayed in this place where I had a small hot tub in my room. Now, while I am sure that 15 kids and 27 divorces could be tied directly to that tub, I would give almost anything to sink into that hot water up to my neck for the next 48 hours.
In positive news today, the Fortune 300 company I work for, and whose LGBTQIA2S+ group I am president of, held a Trans Day of Remembrance and Resilience event featuring a gender doula. In a red state.
Fuck you, MAGAts. You lost. You always lose. And you will always lose.
Fuck you, MAGAts. You lost. You always lose. And you will always lose.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
In positive news today, the Fortune 300 company I work for, and whose LGBTQIA2S+ group I am president of, held a Trans Day of Remembrance and Resilience event featuring a gender doula. In a red state.
Fuck you, MAGAts. You lost. You always lose. And you will always lose.
Fuck you, MAGAts. You lost. You always lose. And you will always lose.
My ideal job would be investigating strange phenomena. Why isn't that a thing?
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My ideal job would be investigating strange phenomena. Why isn't that a thing?
What in the EVERLOVING FUCK is wrong with with you?
People need to stop comparing ICE to the Gestapo. At least the Gestapo accepted it when you showed them your papers.
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What in the EVERLOVING FUCK is wrong with with you?
They did not care to explain.
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
They did not care to explain.
Can cargo pants be over now?
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can cargo pants be over now?
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1: Non Sequiturs
2: Occasional playlists
3: Underrated sexiness
1: Non Sequiturs
2: Occasional playlists
3: Underrated sexiness
List 3 things you think youre known for and your followers will tell you if youre right or wrong
1. Sarcasm
2. The Magicians
3. Darth Vader
1. Sarcasm
2. The Magicians
3. Darth Vader
List 3 things you think youre known for and your followers will tell you if youre right or wrong
1. Poop
2. Ice cream
3. My big peenur
1. Poop
2. Ice cream
3. My big peenur
November 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong.
1: Non Sequiturs
2: Occasional playlists
3: Underrated sexiness
1: Non Sequiturs
2: Occasional playlists
3: Underrated sexiness
New idea: in repayment for all the "love" fuckface and the GOP have shown them, NPR and PBS should take the time to read all of the Epstein emails/files/etc that mention trump on-air.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
New idea: in repayment for all the "love" fuckface and the GOP have shown them, NPR and PBS should take the time to read all of the Epstein emails/files/etc that mention trump on-air.
Jesus FUCKING Christ!!!!
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*context redacted*
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Jesus FUCKING Christ!!!!
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That time Megyn Kelly referred to 15 year old children as “barely legal”
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
That time Megyn Kelly referred to 15 year old children as “barely legal”
Tried to find the northern lights; found light pollution and the airport.
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Tried to find the northern lights; found light pollution and the airport.
The house has the signatures it needs. Let's fucking DO THIS!!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The house has the signatures it needs. Let's fucking DO THIS!!!