MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️
@singingdogz.bsky.social
"The first thing you notice about the Doctor of War is that he's unarmed; for many it's also the last."
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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️
@singingdogz.bsky.social
· Nov 22
For those of you who don't know me from the bad place:
1: I don't do follow backs. I'm not trying to build a following.
2: I remove anyone who decides to be problematic.
3: I am suspicious of your motives when you follow me.
1: I don't do follow backs. I'm not trying to build a following.
2: I remove anyone who decides to be problematic.
3: I am suspicious of your motives when you follow me.
You sound mad. Have you tried smiling?
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
You sound mad. Have you tried smiling?
My birthday is one week from tomorrow.
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My birthday is one week from tomorrow.
Normally, I get my tax return, and that is what I use to get myself something special for my birthday, since my family is bad at gifts.
THIS year, my entire tax return, federal and state, plus about $200, goes to paying off my hospital bill.
yay
THIS year, my entire tax return, federal and state, plus about $200, goes to paying off my hospital bill.
yay
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Normally, I get my tax return, and that is what I use to get myself something special for my birthday, since my family is bad at gifts.
THIS year, my entire tax return, federal and state, plus about $200, goes to paying off my hospital bill.
yay
THIS year, my entire tax return, federal and state, plus about $200, goes to paying off my hospital bill.
yay
Meanwhile, Facebook is showing me everything from 2 weeks ago.
February 2, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Meanwhile, Facebook is showing me everything from 2 weeks ago.
Just saw an ad for the Neil Diamond documentary, and....am I the only one who finds the song "Sweet Caroline" creepy, knowing it was inspired by him looking at a photograph of a 10 year old Caroline Kennedy?
February 1, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Just saw an ad for the Neil Diamond documentary, and....am I the only one who finds the song "Sweet Caroline" creepy, knowing it was inspired by him looking at a photograph of a 10 year old Caroline Kennedy?
Cthulhu is watching you poo
February 1, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Cthulhu is watching you poo
Guess I'm not allowed to let my friends on here know that I'm going through some health things, because some blue maga / resistance twerp will decide it's public property to spread around.
So, unless you hear different, assume I'm fine/not dead.
So, unless you hear different, assume I'm fine/not dead.
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Guess I'm not allowed to let my friends on here know that I'm going through some health things, because some blue maga / resistance twerp will decide it's public property to spread around.
So, unless you hear different, assume I'm fine/not dead.
So, unless you hear different, assume I'm fine/not dead.
@celia11.bsky.social Why the FUCK would you repost something I said about my health? What is wrong with you? Undo it. NOW.
January 30, 2026 at 11:40 PM
@celia11.bsky.social Why the FUCK would you repost something I said about my health? What is wrong with you? Undo it. NOW.
WARNING: Gross stuff!!!
Finally got to eat today. Mostly scrambled eggs, a little bit of oatmeal. Which had the added bonus of stopping the bile-dumping my intestines were doing from not having anything to digest. I may actually be able to trust a fart soon.
Finally got to eat today. Mostly scrambled eggs, a little bit of oatmeal. Which had the added bonus of stopping the bile-dumping my intestines were doing from not having anything to digest. I may actually be able to trust a fart soon.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
WARNING: Gross stuff!!!
Finally got to eat today. Mostly scrambled eggs, a little bit of oatmeal. Which had the added bonus of stopping the bile-dumping my intestines were doing from not having anything to digest. I may actually be able to trust a fart soon.
Finally got to eat today. Mostly scrambled eggs, a little bit of oatmeal. Which had the added bonus of stopping the bile-dumping my intestines were doing from not having anything to digest. I may actually be able to trust a fart soon.
I have had 40oz of water and 3 cups of chicken broth. I am both floating and hungry.
Come on, pancreas: heal already!!
Come on, pancreas: heal already!!
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I have had 40oz of water and 3 cups of chicken broth. I am both floating and hungry.
Come on, pancreas: heal already!!
Come on, pancreas: heal already!!
The worst part about this, other than missing work and being bored, is the all-liquid diet. Now, it is just for today and maybe tomorrow (unless I run out of broth). But I have NOTHING solid in me. Nothing. So, that means...I can't trust any farts.
January 28, 2026 at 4:07 PM
The worst part about this, other than missing work and being bored, is the all-liquid diet. Now, it is just for today and maybe tomorrow (unless I run out of broth). But I have NOTHING solid in me. Nothing. So, that means...I can't trust any farts.
Well, I apparently have acute pancreatitis, with no known origin. The usual causes are
A: Gall stones (I don't have a gall bladder anymore)
B: Excessive alcohol use (I've had 1 drink this month)
The treatment is to rest and push fluids.
A: Gall stones (I don't have a gall bladder anymore)
B: Excessive alcohol use (I've had 1 drink this month)
The treatment is to rest and push fluids.
January 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Well, I apparently have acute pancreatitis, with no known origin. The usual causes are
A: Gall stones (I don't have a gall bladder anymore)
B: Excessive alcohol use (I've had 1 drink this month)
The treatment is to rest and push fluids.
A: Gall stones (I don't have a gall bladder anymore)
B: Excessive alcohol use (I've had 1 drink this month)
The treatment is to rest and push fluids.
He just couldn't measure up.
His work came up short.
It was all the little things.
He was never able to reach for the stars....or the top shelf.
His work came up short.
It was all the little things.
He was never able to reach for the stars....or the top shelf.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
He just couldn't measure up.
His work came up short.
It was all the little things.
He was never able to reach for the stars....or the top shelf.
His work came up short.
It was all the little things.
He was never able to reach for the stars....or the top shelf.
Sitting here, watching the A-Team....just wish I had some ginger ale
January 26, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Sitting here, watching the A-Team....just wish I had some ginger ale
I apparently have the flu. Never had one that just HURT instead of anything else.
Also, I do not recommend changing one's bedsheets in this condition. That took nearly 30 minutes
Also, I do not recommend changing one's bedsheets in this condition. That took nearly 30 minutes
January 25, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I apparently have the flu. Never had one that just HURT instead of anything else.
Also, I do not recommend changing one's bedsheets in this condition. That took nearly 30 minutes
Also, I do not recommend changing one's bedsheets in this condition. That took nearly 30 minutes
Time for a drink and some night cheese.
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Time for a drink and some night cheese.
I may or may not have ordered a pair of arm shields with tungsten tips on the ”punch-y” ends.
No reason.
No reason.
January 23, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I may or may not have ordered a pair of arm shields with tungsten tips on the ”punch-y” ends.
No reason.
No reason.
TACO 🌮
Tail between legs.
Trump cancels his tariff threat over Greenland, says NATO agreed to 'framework' of future Arctic deal:
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump cancels his tariff threat over Greenland, says NATO agreed to 'framework' of future Arctic deal:
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump cancels tariff threat over Greenland, says NATO agreed to 'framework' of future Arctic deal
President Donald Trump has announced he is canceling a planned tariff on U.S. allies in Europe over Greenland.
apnews.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
TACO 🌮
Why is it always on a day that I have something coming that the mail doesn't show up? Like, normally it's here by like 330 or 4, and it's nearly 7 and still no show.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Why is it always on a day that I have something coming that the mail doesn't show up? Like, normally it's here by like 330 or 4, and it's nearly 7 and still no show.
"I ARE IMPORTANT!!!"
Dude, chill the fuck out. You're not that big of a deal.
Dude, chill the fuck out. You're not that big of a deal.
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 PM
"I ARE IMPORTANT!!!"
Dude, chill the fuck out. You're not that big of a deal.
Dude, chill the fuck out. You're not that big of a deal.
Reposted by MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I keep forgetting that I only got about 2 hours of sleep last night.
Like, I'm doing the exhaustion shakes and thinking I'm dying, but I'm really just tired.
Like, I'm doing the exhaustion shakes and thinking I'm dying, but I'm really just tired.
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I keep forgetting that I only got about 2 hours of sleep last night.
Like, I'm doing the exhaustion shakes and thinking I'm dying, but I'm really just tired.
Like, I'm doing the exhaustion shakes and thinking I'm dying, but I'm really just tired.
I'm watching "The Mummy"...the Tom Cruise tragedy, not the good one.
I forgot how bad this is. But I can't look away.
I forgot how bad this is. But I can't look away.
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I'm watching "The Mummy"...the Tom Cruise tragedy, not the good one.
I forgot how bad this is. But I can't look away.
I forgot how bad this is. But I can't look away.
Somewhere around here, I have a couple of SUPER loud emergency whistles. Like, the kind you take hiking if there is a chance of falling off a cliff and needing rescue.
I think I'll start carrying one around with me.
I think I'll start carrying one around with me.
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Somewhere around here, I have a couple of SUPER loud emergency whistles. Like, the kind you take hiking if there is a chance of falling off a cliff and needing rescue.
I think I'll start carrying one around with me.
I think I'll start carrying one around with me.
In the oddest thing I have seen in quite some time, the letter "m" has stopped working in the comments section of the website version of TikTok.
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 AM
In the oddest thing I have seen in quite some time, the letter "m" has stopped working in the comments section of the website version of TikTok.