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Krystian W Schwarz
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Ya boy writes, ya boy bites (nom nom), and ya boy fights (the urge to bring up his dog in convo).

Peep @simplywarriors.bsky.social.
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um, the dallas mavericks are not a title contender lol
June 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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we love to boo the commissioner
June 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Good.
May 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
New article alert 🚨 Did y’all have fun this season? I did!
#NBAsky #NBA #warriors #gsw
May 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I need NBA teams to stop wearing their worst jerseys in the playoffs
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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If the Dubs had a nickel for every guy that’s had a bad breakup with the Wolves, they’d have two nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice.

RiP Wiggy. Time to get angry Jimmy. #NBAsky #warriors
May 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
New article! Will Dubs take game six? Over under 2.5 fights? #NBAsky #warriors
May 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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No posts tonight because that game was STRESS. Good fight. Good defense. Playoff Jimmy. #NBAsky #warriors
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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April 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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“god gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers” – the refs in this series whispering to themselves while doncic and lebron scream over their shoulders
April 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM
New article y’all! Is there anything better than playoff basketball in the Bay? #NBAsky
April 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
New article live! Y'all still high on the Jimmy Butler move? #NBAsky
March 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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You miss 100% of the turns you don't take.
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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gist of my feed this glorious friday;

America is over, Ted Lasso is back.
March 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Steph: I need two 3’s to hit 4K

Dray: Nah, I got this
March 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I missed posting my last article, but here’s a new one! Go check em out! Pls :)
March 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Kingman is just across the pond MIB and we deserve a crossover.

Taron Egerton shouting, “Is that a fuckin’ alien, bruv?” would save cinema.
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ban Mr. Beast from the Bay pls
February 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Hey @kofie.bsky.social, big fan! I have four whole articles now, watchu think?
February 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Forever a champion 🫡
February 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Article two is live! Don’t forget to subscribe! #NBAsky
January 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Warrior 4 life!
The Warriors are retiring Andre Iguodala’s #9 jersey after a game against the Mavericks next month. He will be the first of five from the dynasty era.

“I’m just the oldest.”

Iguodala talks about the honor and more here
Andre Iguodala will get first jersey retirement from Warriors dynasty: 'I'm just the oldest'
www.nytimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM