You're certainly doing your job today, Mr. Sun.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

at the container store asking where the keep the piss containers

But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds.

Tobias! Did you accept a six-hour collect call from the States?

The end of every Steelers season now is just you asking yourself how does this team have a winning record