Dr Simon W
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“Inside me are two wolves.” - Miss Piggy being Eiffel towered by Professor Lupin and Mowgli’s dad
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Ben Stokes’ career averages are pretty… average. But they hide what he can do if England are 10/4 needing 950 for the win.
July 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ben Stokes’ career averages are pretty… average. But they hide what he can do if England are 10/4 needing 950 for the win.
What a time to whine about deeply stupid shit
May 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What a time to whine about deeply stupid shit
80% of which is being ignored. To the one dog’s credit she’s blind, and mostly deaf, but she is also our most FAMOUS family member. This pic of her went viral a few months ago.
May 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
80% of which is being ignored. To the one dog’s credit she’s blind, and mostly deaf, but she is also our most FAMOUS family member. This pic of her went viral a few months ago.
Christianity I swear
April 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Christianity I swear
The Catholic Church is well-known for its excellent treatment of children.
April 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The Catholic Church is well-known for its excellent treatment of children.
The NYT I swear to god is the most pathetic media entity you could think up. “their evangelical belief” is one of the most solipsistic euphemisms you could fart out.
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The NYT I swear to god is the most pathetic media entity you could think up. “their evangelical belief” is one of the most solipsistic euphemisms you could fart out.
Americans feel sorry for the rest of the world whose economies they are taking down with them.
April 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Americans feel sorry for the rest of the world whose economies they are taking down with them.
Few things as enjoyable as a good English collapse. This is Worcestershire (in their match v Somerset).
Partnerships:
1st wick: 70 (70/1)
2nd: 32 (102/2)
3rd: 0 (102/3)
4th: 8 (110/4)
5th: 1 (111/5)
6th: 19 (130/6)
7th: 21 (151/7)
8th: 3 (153/8)
9th: 0 (153/9)
10th: 1 (154)
Partnerships:
1st wick: 70 (70/1)
2nd: 32 (102/2)
3rd: 0 (102/3)
4th: 8 (110/4)
5th: 1 (111/5)
6th: 19 (130/6)
7th: 21 (151/7)
8th: 3 (153/8)
9th: 0 (153/9)
10th: 1 (154)
April 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Few things as enjoyable as a good English collapse. This is Worcestershire (in their match v Somerset).
Partnerships:
1st wick: 70 (70/1)
2nd: 32 (102/2)
3rd: 0 (102/3)
4th: 8 (110/4)
5th: 1 (111/5)
6th: 19 (130/6)
7th: 21 (151/7)
8th: 3 (153/8)
9th: 0 (153/9)
10th: 1 (154)
Partnerships:
1st wick: 70 (70/1)
2nd: 32 (102/2)
3rd: 0 (102/3)
4th: 8 (110/4)
5th: 1 (111/5)
6th: 19 (130/6)
7th: 21 (151/7)
8th: 3 (153/8)
9th: 0 (153/9)
10th: 1 (154)
So interesting how the face-eating is happening to the leopard’s biggest fans. Finally, boomers get to experience the results of their decisions, along with the rest of us who are wondering if retirement will still be a thing.
April 3, 2025 at 2:49 PM
So interesting how the face-eating is happening to the leopard’s biggest fans. Finally, boomers get to experience the results of their decisions, along with the rest of us who are wondering if retirement will still be a thing.
And look what happened
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
And look what happened
Gotta appreciate the people cashing in on the self-declared victimhood the American right wing chooses for itself. It’s absolutely pathetic but widespread enough that they don’t have to acknowledge how silly they are.
February 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Gotta appreciate the people cashing in on the self-declared victimhood the American right wing chooses for itself. It’s absolutely pathetic but widespread enough that they don’t have to acknowledge how silly they are.
I’m sorry this is one of the best I’ve seen.
February 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m sorry this is one of the best I’ve seen.
My mother who has cursed maybe three times in her whole life always calls any inconvenience a “ball ache” and it’s so funny that this tiny, polite, formal, stoic woman drops this clanger on the reg.
January 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My mother who has cursed maybe three times in her whole life always calls any inconvenience a “ball ache” and it’s so funny that this tiny, polite, formal, stoic woman drops this clanger on the reg.
I must have this. I’ve seen in on a shirt but not a doormat.
January 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I must have this. I’ve seen in on a shirt but not a doormat.
I’m sorry but I can’t remember where I found this. It was on Instagram. I didn’t make it. But it went straight into my “gay memes” folder.
Bc I can’t stop chuckling.
Bc I can’t stop chuckling.
January 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m sorry but I can’t remember where I found this. It was on Instagram. I didn’t make it. But it went straight into my “gay memes” folder.
Bc I can’t stop chuckling.
Bc I can’t stop chuckling.
Anyone who sticks a knife into an apartheid facist enough times that said facist barfs blood until he dies is in the hall of fame automatically.
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Anyone who sticks a knife into an apartheid facist enough times that said facist barfs blood until he dies is in the hall of fame automatically.
See this dying scumbag with blood pouring out his mouth? That’s Hendrik Verwoerd, one of the most trash humans ever to breathe oxygen. He was stabbed to death by a bloke named Dmitri Tsafendas. I mean Tsafendas ain’t “no one has ever heard of him” but he is not heralded enough.
January 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
See this dying scumbag with blood pouring out his mouth? That’s Hendrik Verwoerd, one of the most trash humans ever to breathe oxygen. He was stabbed to death by a bloke named Dmitri Tsafendas. I mean Tsafendas ain’t “no one has ever heard of him” but he is not heralded enough.
Who is this customer?
January 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Who is this customer?