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Simon Tugwell
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Glastonbury Festival Crew.
Air Fryer upgraded. Old one coming to a caravan on a farm in 2027. Nice little option to have for evening munchies 😋
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
December 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My dad has recovered his grandfather's WW1 medals recently. No idea how they came to leave the family as his dad and uncle wouldn't have let them go, but our line of WW1 & WW2 medals is now back together.
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Great to see Raya come out of retirement 👏
November 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Littler missing the bull.
That 25 is a cunt
November 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Back from a break in Greece and found that even the top servers were on less than €6 an hour.

It's a stark reminder of why people would risk everything to come here for the chance of a better life, not just for themselves but for their families.
November 2, 2025 at 10:29 AM
What Hulk Hogan's T-Shirts miss most of all...
Getting ripped apart
October 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Resort band have fired up Toto.
October 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Good to see that both the Anti-Arsenal and Pro-Liverpool tax was in great supply this weekend.
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Wife's colleagues' husband (MEWP driver) was hired by the council to remove flags from places they shouldn't be (lamp posts, etc). 3 solid weeks of work done in mid Somerset at taxpayer expense.

Work now pulled due to the abuse the guy got for doing his job. It wasn't safe 1/2
October 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Me after dropping my iPhone in the toilet.
RICE!!!!!!!!!!!
October 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Last chance 🚨
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Why do the BBC always follow a news story about immigration with a story where an immigrant is involved in crime 🤔
September 26, 2025 at 9:33 AM
When Gordon Ramsey sprinkles on some chopped chives.
That’s a lovely finish by old grumpy bollocks
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Paying the Arsenal tax.
🚨 Noni Madueke expected to be sidelined for around 2 months with knee injury. 23yo England international winger sustained problem in 1st half of #AFC vs #MCFC on Sunday but understood to have avoided anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) damage 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...
Arsenal’s Noni Madueke facing around two months out with knee injury
Madueke was withdrawn for the returning Bukayo Saka at half-time of Sunday's 1-1 draw with Manchester City.
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Article should have been titled "Ellen Degenerates"
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Sep 20
Now, five years after the collapse of her public image, it might be time to revisit DeGeneres’ case. Was her cancellation a product of a fleeting era when people spoke earnestly about “safe spaces” and “microaggressions” – a time when the left, not the right, was doing the canceling?
Ellen DeGeneres says she was ‘kicked out of show business.’ Is it time to welcome her back? | CNN
Five years after reports of a toxic workplace on her popular talk show derailed her career, Ellen DeGeneres is living quietly in England – and weighing a comeback.
www.cnn.com
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
People say there is no difference between the Tories and Labour. There plenty - but not enough

I just wish Starmer was as ruthless with the hard right wing placemen in Ofcom, the BBC and other captured quangos and regulators as it is with its own (soft) left wing
September 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Chris Pratt's Insta has turned into Americans arguing over the Kirk shooting and media bias.

Frightening times where people are being told what to believe and follow it without question. Same happening here with Yaxley/Farage.
September 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Does W.A.S.T.E stand for What A Stupid Ticketing Experience @radiohead.wastehq.social?
September 12, 2025 at 8:47 AM
"No further statements on this matter"
September 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Fucking simpletons.
August 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Maybe the government should step in once Bamford has paid his £500m tax bill.
Breaking Story 🚨

JCB are lobbying the government regards Trump Steel tariffs.

Cry harder Bamford you Israel supplying Brexiting Prick..
August 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Flag shaggers got to a couple of our roundabouts while we were away.

Means there'll be a few Deform football shirts around, making it easy to identify them unless their benefits don't stretch that far.
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM