If we’d won 1-0 we’d be delighted. We are so much better than them. Let Sky blow smoke in their arses and we’ll deal with it in a fortnight
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If we’d won 1-0 we’d be delighted. We are so much better than them. Let Sky blow smoke in their arses and we’ll deal with it in a fortnight
Plucky Chelsea, the lowly underdogs narrowly lose in what would’ve been a giantkilling the likes of which we haven’t seen before.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Plucky Chelsea, the lowly underdogs narrowly lose in what would’ve been a giantkilling the likes of which we haven’t seen before.
That’s criminal of Jesus being offside there. Brainless
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
That’s criminal of Jesus being offside there. Brainless
Me taking control at B and Q.
Get Timber off now
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Me taking control at B and Q.
20 years ago today, Arsenal beat Middlesbrough 7-0. It was an amazing performance. I remember it was 20 years ago today because I also got married on the same day.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
20 years ago today, Arsenal beat Middlesbrough 7-0. It was an amazing performance. I remember it was 20 years ago today because I also got married on the same day.
How the fuck did we let that troll bastard score?
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
How the fuck did we let that troll bastard score?
This is Vik’s best game for us.
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This is Vik’s best game for us.
‘He couldn’t miss from there’ says the commentator, about a player whose job is literally to be right where the ball ended up.
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
‘He couldn’t miss from there’ says the commentator, about a player whose job is literally to be right where the ball ended up.
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The literal translation of the word Cucurella is “ fuzzy cunt”. I think.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The literal translation of the word Cucurella is “ fuzzy cunt”. I think.
The space out wide is fucking huge for Chelsea
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The space out wide is fucking huge for Chelsea
Timber might need to not invert as much with Chelsea’s threat coming down their right
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Timber might need to not invert as much with Chelsea’s threat coming down their right
Joao Pedro tried to body Saliba and bounces off. Cunt
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Joao Pedro tried to body Saliba and bounces off. Cunt
I always like to call referees by their full name, so tonight’s referee is Simon Fucking Hooper.
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I always like to call referees by their full name, so tonight’s referee is Simon Fucking Hooper.
Tapas? Mind your own business
In 1991, my girlfriend asked if she could eat hummus off my ringpiece. I said, why not? She did, but she never asked to again, right enough
January 14, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Tapas? Mind your own business
Imagine taking time out of your day to racially abuse this beautiful young man. Some people are idiots.
“IT’S JUST PUTTING JOY OUT INTO THE WORLD” 🌍
Bukayo Saka describes what it feels like to score a goal for Arsenal ❤️
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Bukayo Saka describes what it feels like to score a goal for Arsenal ❤️
Sponsored by our great friends New Balance
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Imagine taking time out of your day to racially abuse this beautiful young man. Some people are idiots.
Woltamade needed to hit that first time. He could play for Arsenal.
January 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Woltamade needed to hit that first time. He could play for Arsenal.
Heard in the Man City canteen: is that Cherki? No, it’s chicken…
January 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Heard in the Man City canteen: is that Cherki? No, it’s chicken…
If Joelinton lays out Bernardo Silva I’ll be delighted
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If Joelinton lays out Bernardo Silva I’ll be delighted
Pope wouldn’t have got to that if they gave him a stepladder. Just absolutely stupid
January 13, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Pope wouldn’t have got to that if they gave him a stepladder. Just absolutely stupid
Subjective offside. Utter bollocks. That’s a goal.
January 13, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Subjective offside. Utter bollocks. That’s a goal.
Imagine going on strike to force a move and then stinking up your new club
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Imagine going on strike to force a move and then stinking up your new club
Lewis Hall looks a decent player
January 13, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Lewis Hall looks a decent player
To think I stopped my rewatch of S2 of Tehran on Apple TV for this shite
January 13, 2026 at 8:41 PM
To think I stopped my rewatch of S2 of Tehran on Apple TV for this shite