The bottom line is, Giles Coren is a repulsive cunt. Everything he does/writes/says is cunty.
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 AM
The bottom line is, Giles Coren is a repulsive cunt. Everything he does/writes/says is cunty.
I think the point being a one goal winning margin away in a first leg is excellent, irrespective of how it happened.
January 14, 2026 at 10:06 PM
I think the point being a one goal winning margin away in a first leg is excellent, irrespective of how it happened.
If we’d won 1-0 we’d be delighted. We are so much better than them. Let Sky blow smoke in their arses and we’ll deal with it in a fortnight
January 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
If we’d won 1-0 we’d be delighted. We are so much better than them. Let Sky blow smoke in their arses and we’ll deal with it in a fortnight
Plucky Chelsea, the lowly underdogs narrowly lose in what would’ve been a giantkilling the likes of which we haven’t seen before.
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Plucky Chelsea, the lowly underdogs narrowly lose in what would’ve been a giantkilling the likes of which we haven’t seen before.
That’s criminal of Jesus being offside there. Brainless
January 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
That’s criminal of Jesus being offside there. Brainless
Thank you! You can tell I’m spending it wisely
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thank you! You can tell I’m spending it wisely
Me taking control at B and Q.
Get Timber off now
January 14, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Me taking control at B and Q.
20 years ago today, Arsenal beat Middlesbrough 7-0. It was an amazing performance. I remember it was 20 years ago today because I also got married on the same day.
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
20 years ago today, Arsenal beat Middlesbrough 7-0. It was an amazing performance. I remember it was 20 years ago today because I also got married on the same day.
How the fuck did we let that troll bastard score?
January 14, 2026 at 9:16 PM
How the fuck did we let that troll bastard score?
This is Vik’s best game for us.
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This is Vik’s best game for us.
‘He couldn’t miss from there’ says the commentator, about a player whose job is literally to be right where the ball ended up.
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
‘He couldn’t miss from there’ says the commentator, about a player whose job is literally to be right where the ball ended up.
Reposted by Keithy
The literal translation of the word Cucurella is “ fuzzy cunt”. I think.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
The literal translation of the word Cucurella is “ fuzzy cunt”. I think.
The game is very different these days. Laws are different and it’s much faster. I’d rather have someone who’s played recently and can offer more of a modern insight.
January 14, 2026 at 8:59 PM
The game is very different these days. Laws are different and it’s much faster. I’d rather have someone who’s played recently and can offer more of a modern insight.
Same for Cucurella on Saliba
January 14, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Same for Cucurella on Saliba
The question we should ask is why do Sky use a pundit who retired 32 years ago. See also Don Goodman, Andy Hinchcliffe.
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The question we should ask is why do Sky use a pundit who retired 32 years ago. See also Don Goodman, Andy Hinchcliffe.
Let White invert and Timber play orthodox
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let White invert and Timber play orthodox
The space out wide is fucking huge for Chelsea
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
The space out wide is fucking huge for Chelsea
Timber might need to not invert as much with Chelsea’s threat coming down their right
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Timber might need to not invert as much with Chelsea’s threat coming down their right
Joao Pedro tried to body Saliba and bounces off. Cunt
January 14, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Joao Pedro tried to body Saliba and bounces off. Cunt
I always like to call referees by their full name, so tonight’s referee is Simon Fucking Hooper.
January 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I always like to call referees by their full name, so tonight’s referee is Simon Fucking Hooper.