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Simon Szyszkowski
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Usually found either fishing or yapping but never at the same time🎣

SAIT Trojans, Crow Lax TV & Okotoks Oilers PxP, Writer for The Win Column
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Hello Bluesky,

We are now a good bit through the Trojans season so I thought I would post a few highlights or calls that kind of show my style for anyone who hasn't heard me call anything.
Have enjoyed this season a lot so far, looking forward to the rest of it! ⬇️
First half of year 3 behind the mic for the SAIT Trojans has come and gone.

27 games called across 4 different sports for 8 different Trojans teams.

Excited to do it all again in 2025!
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
The biggest series pre-holiday break in Alberta college hockey starts tonight!

Game 1: Briercrest Clippers at SAIT Trojans at 7PM MST
(TONIGHT)

Game 2: Clippers at Trojans at 2:45PM MST (TMRW)

Here’s some info on the matchup⬇️ #WeAreTrojans #BriercrestClippers
November 29, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Reposted by Simon Szyszkowski
Good morning! I hope it’s a great week for us all! ☀️

#warmerdays #happypuppy #ozzy #dogs #goldenretriever
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Gosh, if only Wemby came like 5 years earlier so we could’ve seen him take on the late 2010s Rockets teams with 6’7 PJ Tucker at center😂
Another surreal Victor Wembanyama photo 🤯

Draymond Green is listed at 6-foot-6.
November 25, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Honoured to be back officially calling the 2024 Circle K Classic!

This tournament just has something about it, You can feel how much it means to the teams, fans and city. I’ve had family play in it in the past and getting to be apart of it again is an opportunity I’m grateful for.
November 25, 2024 at 12:12 AM
BREAKING NHL NEWS: Sam
November 24, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Big fan of these holidays Timmies cups,wasn’t gonna buy a second coffee today and then saw those cute things and went “hell why not”



If Timmies stock goes up, it’s my fault.
November 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Earlier in the year I was told that there was no way Wolf could win the Calder.

“Plays in a small market”
“Strong rookie class”
“It’s just a hot start”
etc

10GP 7W .925 2.36 1SO

Wolf’s coming for that trophy🐺

#flames
Islanders coach Patrick Roy, who knows a thing or two about the position, on Dustin Wolf... #Flames

"Their goalie made some great saves. I'm thinking about that cross-pass on Palmieri. That was a really good save he made there."
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
This is going to be interesting, I’m curious to see how this effects PP% and how big the jump ends up being. This could definitely lead to some interesting strategies.
zo-e.xyz zoë @zo-e.xyz · Nov 20
new PWHL PK rule is evil I love it
November 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
November 20, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Shane Doan sticks out to me. I have no memory of him scoring 28 goals in 72 games in 15/16, that’s insanely impressive.
Most goals by a player in their 20th NHL season—Alex Ovechkin is currently on pace to obliterate this record. 👀

🔗 stathead.com/tiny/nUCfa
November 19, 2024 at 10:44 PM
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Fresh off of his first-career shutout, Dustin Wolf is in starter’s net at #Flames optional morning skate ahead of tonight’s game vs. #Islanders.
November 19, 2024 at 5:45 PM
I don’t know if I could think of a place I would be less comfortable sleeping than the CTrain.
I wonder where creepy pants Carl is today
November 19, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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“Oh shit it’s that guy!!!”
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Even AT&T Stadium has given up on the Dallas Cowboys
NEWS: The Dallas Cowboys have closed the roof of AT&T Stadium after a piece of it fell before Dallas' “Monday Night Football” game against the Houston Texans.

The piece of metal became loose and fell to the field as the roof was opening.

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
Cowboys close roof of AT&T Stadium after piece falls ahead of ‘Monday Night Football’ game
The incident occurred while the roof was opening and a decision regarding the ability to re-open the roof safely is being evaluated.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Sometimes I wonder what motivates non-coffee drinkers to get out of bed.

Probably some sort of pulley system.
November 18, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I don’t think anyone expected Ovechkin to break it this year, if he does do y’all think he retires and rides off into the sunset?

I’m curious because he would still have options, no one would be forcing him out. Wonder if there would be a little voice in the back of his head whispering 1000👀
November 18, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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My pups Ellie and Ozzy this weekend before the snow hit Calgary ❤️🐾❤️🐾
November 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Probably Stardew Valley, easy enough at the start and gets you hooked fast. That or RDR2.
If you met an adult who'd never played a video game in their life but was willing to give them a try, what game would you recommend as their first to get them hooked?
November 18, 2024 at 10:24 PM
One of the biggest upsets I think I’ve ever called. The 1-6 Trojans, bottom of the South division beat the undefeated, nationally ranked Huskies

Anything can happen in the ACAC🏐
November 18, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Really regretting not going fishing yesterday
November 18, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Trojans host Keyano at Rally Pointe tonight for the first time this season!

6pm: WVB
8pm: MVB

I’ll have the call, make sure to tune in on ACACTV.ca
November 17, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Got the Paul and painfully boring parts right at least
Might as well put it out into the world, I’m gonna predict Paul by a painfully boring split decision.

Obviously pulling for Tyson but a 31 year age gap is literally insanity.
November 16, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Best game ever made
i'm currently playing red dead redemption 2 for the first time and honestly i can't believe it took me so long to get to it, what an experience
November 16, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Might as well put it out into the world, I’m gonna predict Paul by a painfully boring split decision.

Obviously pulling for Tyson but a 31 year age gap is literally insanity.
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 AM