Simon Pitt
simonpitt.bsky.social
Simon Pitt
@simonpitt.bsky.social
Web stuff doer
Reposted by Simon Pitt
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes

INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Simon Pitt
Philip K Dick movies all have names like CORTICAL IMPASSE and are based on short stories called like "Let's See What's Going On Down at the Brain Factory"
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Found a rare printing error where they accidentally printed the tag line for the book on the left onto the book on the right
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh god no
July 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
AI will reduce boring manual work for humans, so we’re freed for more creative activities. Now click on all the squares that contain traffic lights to continue.
July 8, 2025 at 8:57 AM
“I’m such a people pleaser I tend to agree with other people”
“I don’t think you do, I don’t think of you like that at all”
“Oh maybe I don’t that much then”

This is a genuine conversation I once had with someone
July 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM