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🔞🚭🚯🚷SIMON KLEINE | ON THAT GAY HOCKEY GRINDSET
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21+. SMUT AUTHOR. PROFESSIONAL YAPPER. ABSOLUTE FREAK. TOO SKILLED FOR MONETARY COMPENSATION. ANTS FEAR ME. MYCOPHOBIC. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) OR PERCEIVE ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
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additional followup post!
Tumblr user willgrahamscock posts an image of a sad little animal, crying from having tomatoes thrown at it, with the title "what I think will happen if I message my mutuals". The user fleaful responds with a 4 panel comic, showing the beforementioned creature being washed, dried, and comforted. They add "the image was making me sad so I drew the little guy being taken care of". The user r4bbitmorgue then responds with a picture of the little guy, but in colour and more fluffy, a glowing heart on it's chest and it's eyes full of love. Alongside the quote "To be loved is to be changed".
December 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
simonkleine.bsky.social
UPDATE. Successfully created Food; food tastes like food and is good. +2 Cooking skill
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
simonkleine.bsky.social
I am a god
A teal bowl on a wooden table resting on a napkin. The bowl is filled to the brim with heavily seasoned cucumbers, peppers, chicken, and eggs topped with garlic sriracha, melted Havarti cheese, and largd cubes of ham. A metal fork rests atop the bowl, spearing cheese-coated pieces of red pepper, cucumber slice, and buffalo chicken.
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Hell Yes
A copper frying pan with heavily seasoned cucumbers, peppers, eggs, and chicken topped with melted Havarti cheese.
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM