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🔞🚭🚯🚷SIMON KLEINE | ON THAT GAY HOCKEY GRINDSET
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21+. SMUT AUTHOR. PROFESSIONAL YAPPER. ABSOLUTE FREAK. TOO SKILLED FOR MONETARY COMPENSATION. ANTS FEAR ME. MYCOPHOBIC. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) OR PERCEIVE ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
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YELL AT ME FOR SCUM VILLAIN PLOTS. Please I have too many. They are in the cabinets. They are up to the rafters. I am drowning in scum villain plotlines for Shen Jiu my favorite little meowmeow (mostly qijiu because I Yearn For 79 Reconciliation)
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Heartbreaking words from Dr. STONE mangaka Boichi, who decided to stop posting art on X because of the implementation of the GenAI Edit button

and who has been so distressed by its hostile, destructive purpose to destroy other artists' works that he hasn't been able to eat properly since Christmas😢
December 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Making scrambled eggs. Still have to add the havarti and the ham cubes but I think it's going well so far.
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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lucifer has a hand on alastor’s back at a gala. lower. lower. not moving, just resting it there. alastor’s smiling like nothing’s wrong, but his knees feel like water and lucifer’s whispering filth in his ear, things like “you’ll be good for me later, won’t you?” #appleradio #hazbinhotel
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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lucifer calling alastor a good boy right when he sinks in and alastor breaking, moaning like he’s grateful for it. like praise makes him cum harder than anything else ever could 🙈 #appleradio #hazbinhotel
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I like to think Alastor Barely putting up a fight with Rosie is that she did the ol’ “if you disrespect me again I’ll actually murder you “at one point much like how Al did to Husk when he got too comfortable..
Alastors been doing his “honey I’m home” with flowers shtick ever since XD
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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May 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Here. Have fun with this.
@vivziepop.bsky.social
Say The Word On Beat Challenge, Hellaverse Edition (LEVEL 1-3)
YouTube video by Amir Talai
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Hazbin Hotel
December 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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❄️🪞DROPS DEC 21st, 3pm et!🪞❄️
This winter solstice @madelezabeth and I drop a set of 8 pins!

-Frosted effect
-Snowy liquid shaker
-3" Gold metal & glass enamel
-UV printed character
-$36.66/each, $266.60/set of 8
-2 week PO ends Jan4th
#hazbinhotel #alastor #lucifermorningstar #husker #niffty #baxter
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I’m intrigued by the concept of Charlie lacking empathy but constantly tries to chase it
While Alastor having the empathy but wanting to not engage in it and even goes as far as to try and dissociate from it
Them having a trait that separates them from the persona they want to be (🧵)
#hazbinhotel
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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around 40 game developers affiliated with @videogameworkers.bsky.social have gathered outside the peacock theater, where the game awards will take place in a few hours, for a “the industry is dead” demonstration
December 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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with the game awards wrapped up and only one game starring a solo female protagonist announced, I want to remind people of how important it's gonna be to not look to the big studios to save us all
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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“Oh what was it ?… inspiring ??”
Him trying to mock Vox for something he said once in a moment that happened years ago is interesting to me
Like you’re not winning the idgaf war Alastor idc-
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Thread for story structure/format/pacing sickos only.

I set a few rules for myself while writing novel 2 that I've managed to stick to well enough to feel somewhat accomplished for.

Nine episodes, six chapters each, averaging out to 10K words per episode.

I've successfully broken each rule. (1/8)
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Covid is airborne and can cause permanent disabilities including brain damage, even in "mild" cases.

Wear a well fitted n95 respirator over your mouth and nose while in public. Your health will thank you.

tinyurl.com/covidiq

bsky.app/profile/ela-...
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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People sometimes wonder why I do what I do to my characters and the answer is that I am some sort of caged creature and they are not so much characters as they are pumpkins stuffed with raw beef
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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So I saw a comment on Reddit and had to write an essay about it

"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.

If lesbians make you sad, read this one
It's Miserable In The Egg | Ela Bambust
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December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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I just feel bad whenever I leave Jayce all alone so
here comes married dilf in his cottage house N°2
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Can’t believe of saints and sinners predicted Alastors hand through hair stress mannerism
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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who here do you think has caused the most “wait, am I attracted to men?” realizations in the audience?
December 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Timely reference XD
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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The idea of Alastor having a crush is so funny to me because I know damn well his emotionally constipated ass’s reaction would look a lot like THIS
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM