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🔞🚭🚯🚷SIMON KLEINE | ON THAT GAY HOCKEY GRINDSET
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21+. SMUT AUTHOR. PROFESSIONAL YAPPER. ABSOLUTE FREAK. TOO SKILLED FOR MONETARY COMPENSATION. ANTS FEAR ME. MYCOPHOBIC. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) OR PERCEIVE ME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE
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I am a god
A teal bowl on a wooden table resting on a napkin. The bowl is filled to the brim with heavily seasoned cucumbers, peppers, chicken, and eggs topped with garlic sriracha, melted Havarti cheese, and largd cubes of ham. A metal fork rests atop the bowl, spearing cheese-coated pieces of red pepper, cucumber slice, and buffalo chicken.
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Hell Yes
A copper frying pan with heavily seasoned cucumbers, peppers, eggs, and chicken topped with melted Havarti cheese.
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Making scrambled eggs. Still have to add the havarti and the ham cubes but I think it's going well so far.
A copper frying pan of sliced cucumber, orange, red, and yellow peppers, shredded buffalo chicken, and two eggs on a lit gas stove in the process of being cooked. The ingredients are heavily seasoned.
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Cat Count: 7/7 (+1 Pepper)
A diminutive brown tabby on a chocolate brown loveseat covered in cat fur. She's curled up into a little ball, so all that is visible is the hint of a front paw and a grumpy face. Her tail almost entirely conceals her paws. Her scrunched brow suggests that she is contemplating how to best inflict grievous injury upon myself as the cameraman. She is hunched over, yet holds an aggressively powerful presence. Her name is Nutmeg. Pepper in a pile of toys on hardwood floor, his paws splayed toward the camera and guileless eyes wide with a perplexed charm. It appears that the camera has startled him; for he was expecting to play, and was caught on film instead. A large brown tabby with a sleepy expression. The shot is a close-up of his fatigued face; instead of his signature guilty eyes, his lidded eyes suggest a mounting exhaustion. He is prepared to take a nap. His name is Jaspurr. A dilute calico cat hiding between the back of a brown loveseat and a set of light bamboo blinds, attention drawn from the window to the camera's lens. Her cautious demeanor suggests the nature of a fierce yet anxious predator. Her name is Lucie.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Cat Count: 4/7
A mixed-breed cat, likely of siamese and/or tabby lineage, loafing on hardwood floor. His ear is tipped. He stares at the camera with limpid, despairing eyes. His name is Cleopawtra. A tortoiseshell cat in front of a gauzy curtained window, lounging on the mantle of a fireplace. Her face is tilted toward the camera, and her eyes radiate a stern yet gentle confidence. A flowery wallpaper backdrop combined with the spring green give her a graceful and matronly air. Her name is Jade. A white and brown tabby cat in a laundry basket atop pink pajamas. Her mischievous lime green eyes speak of her past and future misdeeds, for she is a cat with no remorse. She is curled up in a shrimp-like position as she leans her head toward the camera. Her name is Bella. A black cat in a red fabric cooler lined with foil. He is unfathomable. The shot is blurry as the cat is yawning widely. He looks crazed, as if he is preparing for bloodshed. I worry about that boy. His name is Pepper.
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 PM