Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦
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My job is Tall.
Vancouver, BC
My job is Tall.
Vancouver, BC
The thrill I had at seeing new Smart Sweets was a little embarrassing
January 3, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The thrill I had at seeing new Smart Sweets was a little embarrassing
I always forget how male gazy Shoresy (and Letterkenny) can be until I get slapped in the face with an unnecessarily extended scene of scantily clad woman dancing in the slow motion.
Who's making this call?
Who's making this call?
January 2, 2026 at 8:11 AM
I always forget how male gazy Shoresy (and Letterkenny) can be until I get slapped in the face with an unnecessarily extended scene of scantily clad woman dancing in the slow motion.
Who's making this call?
Who's making this call?
Highlight of the day: me taking my shirt off like I was Dan Doherty in Deadwood about to fight Captain Turner to get the Xmas tree in its bag.
January 2, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Highlight of the day: me taking my shirt off like I was Dan Doherty in Deadwood about to fight Captain Turner to get the Xmas tree in its bag.
I struggle with pleasure reading because I literally spend all day staring at words & numbers on a screen professionally so I'm pretty stoked I was able to get through 9 books last year (2 of them physical!).
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I struggle with pleasure reading because I literally spend all day staring at words & numbers on a screen professionally so I'm pretty stoked I was able to get through 9 books last year (2 of them physical!).
My top albums of 2025. 10 through 4 in no particular order.
Orville Peck - Appaloosa
The Last Dinner Party - From the Pyre
Agriculture - The Spiritual Sound
Die Spitz - Something to Consume
La Dispute - No One Was Driving
Little Simz - Lotus
Aesop Rock -Black Hole Superette
Orville Peck - Appaloosa
The Last Dinner Party - From the Pyre
Agriculture - The Spiritual Sound
Die Spitz - Something to Consume
La Dispute - No One Was Driving
Little Simz - Lotus
Aesop Rock -Black Hole Superette
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My top albums of 2025. 10 through 4 in no particular order.
Orville Peck - Appaloosa
The Last Dinner Party - From the Pyre
Agriculture - The Spiritual Sound
Die Spitz - Something to Consume
La Dispute - No One Was Driving
Little Simz - Lotus
Aesop Rock -Black Hole Superette
Orville Peck - Appaloosa
The Last Dinner Party - From the Pyre
Agriculture - The Spiritual Sound
Die Spitz - Something to Consume
La Dispute - No One Was Driving
Little Simz - Lotus
Aesop Rock -Black Hole Superette
Me: I'm going to be able to work out soooo much during my winter break!
Chest cold: HELLO!
Chest cold: HELLO!
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Me: I'm going to be able to work out soooo much during my winter break!
Chest cold: HELLO!
Chest cold: HELLO!
We watched The Running Man (2025) last night and we feel like they missed a lot of opportunities to have Glen Powell make terrible puns.
December 29, 2025 at 5:29 AM
We watched The Running Man (2025) last night and we feel like they missed a lot of opportunities to have Glen Powell make terrible puns.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
I went to the gym today and for that, I'm going to allow myself 5 minutes of smugness.
December 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I went to the gym today and for that, I'm going to allow myself 5 minutes of smugness.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!
It's Die Hard time, baby!
a man with a beard sits in a chair with his eyes closed
ALT: a man with a beard sits in a chair with his eyes closed
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December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
It's Die Hard time, baby!
Someone is selling vintage Jem & Hologram dolls and Rainbow Brite stuff on FB marketplace and I'm resisting the urge to mass message "Is this still available pickup location??"
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Someone is selling vintage Jem & Hologram dolls and Rainbow Brite stuff on FB marketplace and I'm resisting the urge to mass message "Is this still available pickup location??"
Turducked (from earlier today).
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Turducked (from earlier today).
The BauHouse.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The BauHouse.
Also, boys becoming men in the forest with other men in a Christ honoring way.
One of the same-last-name-same-first-initial strangers that uses my husband's email to sign up for things had been RADICALIZED ONLINE and now my husband is getting weird emails about men being men with other men (NO TRANS/PRONOUNS ALLOWED) in the wilderness with Christ
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Also, boys becoming men in the forest with other men in a Christ honoring way.
Elijah Wood guest appearances are a real treat.
December 23, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Elijah Wood guest appearances are a real treat.
Phase one of making Eldritch Horror themed gingerbread monstrosities.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Phase one of making Eldritch Horror themed gingerbread monstrosities.
Every stroke in the pool this morning felt like I was swimming in custard. Maybe going a little overboard with weights the night before wasn't the smartest ...
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Every stroke in the pool this morning felt like I was swimming in custard. Maybe going a little overboard with weights the night before wasn't the smartest ...
Goddammit Purolator; I was home all day and even left a note at the front of the building with instructions on where my apartment is AND STILL you're incapable of delivering my item. I'm so f#cking glad I paid extra for 2 day delivery for you to screw up yet again.
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Goddammit Purolator; I was home all day and even left a note at the front of the building with instructions on where my apartment is AND STILL you're incapable of delivering my item. I'm so f#cking glad I paid extra for 2 day delivery for you to screw up yet again.
Just saw an article that related a company's move from the 'volatility of crypto' to the 'stability of AI' and I threw up a little.
December 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Just saw an article that related a company's move from the 'volatility of crypto' to the 'stability of AI' and I threw up a little.
The closer I get to my winter holidays, the sicker I start to feel. This is what always happens; This will always happen.
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The closer I get to my winter holidays, the sicker I start to feel. This is what always happens; This will always happen.
The copy that bought Tile decided to make yearly recaps as creepy as possible. Barf.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The copy that bought Tile decided to make yearly recaps as creepy as possible. Barf.
The weather report from Google Home got my kids all amped at the possibility of snow but seeing as there's not a cloud in the sky....
December 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The weather report from Google Home got my kids all amped at the possibility of snow but seeing as there's not a cloud in the sky....
Am I just old or do people just drive with their high-beams on all the time?
December 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Am I just old or do people just drive with their high-beams on all the time?