Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦
@simian.9mm.nu
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My job is Tall.
Vancouver, BC
My job is Tall.
Vancouver, BC
My top albums of 2025.
#1
The Armed - The Future is Here And Everything Must Be Destroyed
A return to Untitled & Only Love era and it rules. This was the only album I listened to for a month straight.
#1
The Armed - The Future is Here And Everything Must Be Destroyed
A return to Untitled & Only Love era and it rules. This was the only album I listened to for a month straight.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My top albums of 2025.
#1
The Armed - The Future is Here And Everything Must Be Destroyed
A return to Untitled & Only Love era and it rules. This was the only album I listened to for a month straight.
#1
The Armed - The Future is Here And Everything Must Be Destroyed
A return to Untitled & Only Love era and it rules. This was the only album I listened to for a month straight.
My top albums of 2025.
#2 Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power
Winona got a loooot of repeat plays.
#2 Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power
Winona got a loooot of repeat plays.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My top albums of 2025.
#2 Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power
Winona got a loooot of repeat plays.
#2 Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power
Winona got a loooot of repeat plays.
My top albums of 2025.
#3 Conjurer - Unself
An amazing release. It really captures the existential dread of being queer in the UK right now.
#3 Conjurer - Unself
An amazing release. It really captures the existential dread of being queer in the UK right now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My top albums of 2025.
#3 Conjurer - Unself
An amazing release. It really captures the existential dread of being queer in the UK right now.
#3 Conjurer - Unself
An amazing release. It really captures the existential dread of being queer in the UK right now.
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!
Turducked (from earlier today).
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Turducked (from earlier today).
The BauHouse.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The BauHouse.
Phase one of making Eldritch Horror themed gingerbread monstrosities.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Phase one of making Eldritch Horror themed gingerbread monstrosities.
The copy that bought Tile decided to make yearly recaps as creepy as possible. Barf.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The copy that bought Tile decided to make yearly recaps as creepy as possible. Barf.
Goddammit. If this is because people take Evos to get to the skytrain....
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Goddammit. If this is because people take Evos to get to the skytrain....
It's that time of year.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It's that time of year.
How's that AI scheme working for you, Spotify?
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
How's that AI scheme working for you, Spotify?
Ok so what I have a favorite band what of it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ok so what I have a favorite band what of it?
We won! In overtime! We came from behind!
And I was on the jumbotron!
And I was on the jumbotron!
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
We won! In overtime! We came from behind!
And I was on the jumbotron!
And I was on the jumbotron!
Our seats are a lot better than I thought they'd be for tonight's Goldeneyes game.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Our seats are a lot better than I thought they'd be for tonight's Goldeneyes game.
A quick illustration.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A quick illustration.
At a metal show. Unfortunately I'm not meeting the dress code of jean jacket, black hoodie (hood up) and black toque and might be forced to wear a loaner.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
At a metal show. Unfortunately I'm not meeting the dress code of jean jacket, black hoodie (hood up) and black toque and might be forced to wear a loaner.
Thanks for documenting me getting frustrated at something while at work, WATCH. I'll make sure to put that in my journal.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Thanks for documenting me getting frustrated at something while at work, WATCH. I'll make sure to put that in my journal.
Such a versatile image that also feels way too lewd to use in 95% of situations.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Such a versatile image that also feels way too lewd to use in 95% of situations.
New addition to the household reusable bag collection.
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
New addition to the household reusable bag collection.
Your boy clean up nice.
October 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Your boy clean up nice.
This will take some getting used to but already getting into the form factor.
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
This will take some getting used to but already getting into the form factor.
My breakfast date this morning.
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My breakfast date this morning.
Darkest timeline for conservatives.
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Darkest timeline for conservatives.