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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦
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PILLS?! (he/him)
My job is Tall.
Vancouver, BC
My top albums of 2025.
#1
The Armed - The Future is Here And Everything Must Be Destroyed
A return to Untitled & Only Love era and it rules. This was the only album I listened to for a month straight.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My top albums of 2025.
#2 Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power
Winona got a loooot of repeat plays.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
My top albums of 2025.
#3 Conjurer - Unself
An amazing release. It really captures the existential dread of being queer in the UK right now.
January 1, 2026 at 5:58 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!
December 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Turducked (from earlier today).
December 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The BauHouse.
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Phase one of making Eldritch Horror themed gingerbread monstrosities.
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The copy that bought Tile decided to make yearly recaps as creepy as possible. Barf.
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Goddammit. If this is because people take Evos to get to the skytrain....
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's that time of year.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
How's that AI scheme working for you, Spotify?
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Ok so what I have a favorite band what of it?
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
We won! In overtime! We came from behind!

And I was on the jumbotron!
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Our seats are a lot better than I thought they'd be for tonight's Goldeneyes game.
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A quick illustration.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
At a metal show. Unfortunately I'm not meeting the dress code of jean jacket, black hoodie (hood up) and black toque and might be forced to wear a loaner.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Thanks for documenting me getting frustrated at something while at work, WATCH. I'll make sure to put that in my journal.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Such a versatile image that also feels way too lewd to use in 95% of situations.
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
New addition to the household reusable bag collection.
October 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Your boy clean up nice.
October 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This will take some getting used to but already getting into the form factor.
October 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
My breakfast date this morning.
October 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Darkest timeline for conservatives.
October 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM