ASTOLFO!!!!!
@silliestpaladin.bsky.social
Let us go forth! To save and enjoy a world where joy can be found around every corner!!!
GOOOOD MORNYAING!!
June 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
GOOOOD MORNYAING!!
Oh, thank you!!!
Somebody stole my chest plate and I just haven't bothered looking for it yet.
Since you like the contrast jt gives I won't even think about searching for it for a good long while~!
Somebody stole my chest plate and I just haven't bothered looking for it yet.
Since you like the contrast jt gives I won't even think about searching for it for a good long while~!
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh, thank you!!!
Somebody stole my chest plate and I just haven't bothered looking for it yet.
Since you like the contrast jt gives I won't even think about searching for it for a good long while~!
Somebody stole my chest plate and I just haven't bothered looking for it yet.
Since you like the contrast jt gives I won't even think about searching for it for a good long while~!
Is that so? Oh. Because I didn't have a problem with it at all. In fact I was gonna say you can stare at any part of me whenever, I'll happily put something cute on.
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Is that so? Oh. Because I didn't have a problem with it at all. In fact I was gonna say you can stare at any part of me whenever, I'll happily put something cute on.
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
I'm not teasing you, I'm near positive I've seen you stare at them a lot in the past and it always makes my heart go very silly.
June 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I'm not teasing you, I'm near positive I've seen you stare at them a lot in the past and it always makes my heart go very silly.
Goooooood to know!!!! Just you wait. One of these days I'll have your heart pitter patter like mine does every time I catch you staring at my legs.
June 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Goooooood to know!!!! Just you wait. One of these days I'll have your heart pitter patter like mine does every time I catch you staring at my legs.
I see, I see...
As a proper Paladin, I cannot in good faith go against the wishes of a maiden! So I'll keep the remaining comments locked up and throw away the key!!
As a proper Paladin, I cannot in good faith go against the wishes of a maiden! So I'll keep the remaining comments locked up and throw away the key!!
June 26, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I see, I see...
As a proper Paladin, I cannot in good faith go against the wishes of a maiden! So I'll keep the remaining comments locked up and throw away the key!!
As a proper Paladin, I cannot in good faith go against the wishes of a maiden! So I'll keep the remaining comments locked up and throw away the key!!
You say potato, I say potato.
Thank you~!!! Do you want me to keep going on complimenting you? I super can.
Thank you~!!! Do you want me to keep going on complimenting you? I super can.
June 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
You say potato, I say potato.
Thank you~!!! Do you want me to keep going on complimenting you? I super can.
Thank you~!!! Do you want me to keep going on complimenting you? I super can.
Wellllll. It's not like I promised to provide any sorta unbiased or pure logic observations.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
June 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Wellllll. It's not like I promised to provide any sorta unbiased or pure logic observations.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
I still haven't said a single thing that wasn't absolutely true!! And you did ask me to speak up about my observations.
June 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I still haven't said a single thing that wasn't absolutely true!! And you did ask me to speak up about my observations.
Whaaaat? Incorrect. There's plenty of strategy with it all too, you know. How can someone stop your kick if they're too busy admiring your legs? And with such pretty eyes, plenty of people won't even mind being petrified just for a chance at the view.
June 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Whaaaat? Incorrect. There's plenty of strategy with it all too, you know. How can someone stop your kick if they're too busy admiring your legs? And with such pretty eyes, plenty of people won't even mind being petrified just for a chance at the view.
(Clearing their throat)
In terms of combat outfits, you have one of the highest possible distractive abilities in the game! And its made twice as hard when you're using the glasses and not the blindfold! The combo of beautifully long legs and gorgeous eyes is so lethal its unfair!!
In terms of combat outfits, you have one of the highest possible distractive abilities in the game! And its made twice as hard when you're using the glasses and not the blindfold! The combo of beautifully long legs and gorgeous eyes is so lethal its unfair!!
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
(Clearing their throat)
In terms of combat outfits, you have one of the highest possible distractive abilities in the game! And its made twice as hard when you're using the glasses and not the blindfold! The combo of beautifully long legs and gorgeous eyes is so lethal its unfair!!
In terms of combat outfits, you have one of the highest possible distractive abilities in the game! And its made twice as hard when you're using the glasses and not the blindfold! The combo of beautifully long legs and gorgeous eyes is so lethal its unfair!!
(She's listening for sure, doesn't mean any of it is registering properly)
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
(She's listening for sure, doesn't mean any of it is registering properly)
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
Do you like it? It's very cozy.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Do you like it? It's very cozy.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
They're healthy, sure, but they can stop us from making friends just because someone looks intimidating or scary.
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Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
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Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
June 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
They're healthy, sure, but they can stop us from making friends just because someone looks intimidating or scary.
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Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
. . .
Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
Just think about it. I don't get stopped by the doubt and concerns that most do, and I'll help anyone at all despite any sorta rationale that should tell me to not do so.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
June 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Just think about it. I don't get stopped by the doubt and concerns that most do, and I'll help anyone at all despite any sorta rationale that should tell me to not do so.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
I can say with absolute certainty that there's not a single part of my head that's connected properly! That's why I can make such a great Paladin!
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I can say with absolute certainty that there's not a single part of my head that's connected properly! That's why I can make such a great Paladin!
Meeeee!!! Hello again!!
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
June 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Meeeee!!! Hello again!!
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
What are we staring at...
June 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What are we staring at...
Well can I try anyway and see what happens.
June 23, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Well can I try anyway and see what happens.
Should I make you do it right meow.
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Should I make you do it right meow.