ASTOLFO!!!!!
@silliestpaladin.bsky.social
Let us go forth! To save and enjoy a world where joy can be found around every corner!!!
Eepy be gone... I must stay awake.
June 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Eepy be gone... I must stay awake.
Can I decorate the bricks pretty please.
June 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Can I decorate the bricks pretty please.
Is that so? Oh. Because I didn't have a problem with it at all. In fact I was gonna say you can stare at any part of me whenever, I'll happily put something cute on.
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
June 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Is that so? Oh. Because I didn't have a problem with it at all. In fact I was gonna say you can stare at any part of me whenever, I'll happily put something cute on.
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
(He doesn't believe that, especially given her current reaction. But they're not going to try and argue it)
Wellllll. It's not like I promised to provide any sorta unbiased or pure logic observations.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
June 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Wellllll. It's not like I promised to provide any sorta unbiased or pure logic observations.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
It just seemed like a good way to say you're very pretty.
Whaaaat? Incorrect. There's plenty of strategy with it all too, you know. How can someone stop your kick if they're too busy admiring your legs? And with such pretty eyes, plenty of people won't even mind being petrified just for a chance at the view.
June 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Whaaaat? Incorrect. There's plenty of strategy with it all too, you know. How can someone stop your kick if they're too busy admiring your legs? And with such pretty eyes, plenty of people won't even mind being petrified just for a chance at the view.
(She's listening for sure, doesn't mean any of it is registering properly)
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
June 26, 2025 at 6:10 AM
(She's listening for sure, doesn't mean any of it is registering properly)
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
I see, I see, I see. Well then I should be able to make an observation as well, riiiiiight? I have lots and lots to observe after all.
Do you like it? It's very cozy.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
June 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Do you like it? It's very cozy.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
Not to me, they haven't! Besides, I was talking purely about combat and my different weapons. You just started calling me pretty out of nowhere. I deserve the chance to say it back to you now.
They're healthy, sure, but they can stop us from making friends just because someone looks intimidating or scary.
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Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
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Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
June 26, 2025 at 6:01 AM
They're healthy, sure, but they can stop us from making friends just because someone looks intimidating or scary.
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Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
. . .
Nobody mentioned looks, you know~. But thank you for the compliments~~~!
Just think about it. I don't get stopped by the doubt and concerns that most do, and I'll help anyone at all despite any sorta rationale that should tell me to not do so.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
June 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Just think about it. I don't get stopped by the doubt and concerns that most do, and I'll help anyone at all despite any sorta rationale that should tell me to not do so.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
And I might be weak! But I've got half a dozen noble phantasms at all times here.
I can say with absolute certainty that there's not a single part of my head that's connected properly! That's why I can make such a great Paladin!
June 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I can say with absolute certainty that there's not a single part of my head that's connected properly! That's why I can make such a great Paladin!
Meeeee!!! Hello again!!
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
June 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Meeeee!!! Hello again!!
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
(Basically radiating sparkles and positive energy)
No? Then you must have spaced out. I do that alllllll the time! Although usually when I come to I'm in a totally different, really weird place.
What are we staring at...
June 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
What are we staring at...
I got my super deluxe shampoo on a sale today so everything is amazing on this end!!!
Normally it sells out too fast and I totally lose out.
Normally it sells out too fast and I totally lose out.
June 21, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I got my super deluxe shampoo on a sale today so everything is amazing on this end!!!
Normally it sells out too fast and I totally lose out.
Normally it sells out too fast and I totally lose out.
HIIIIIIIII GIRLY POP!!!!
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 AM
HIIIIIIIII GIRLY POP!!!!
I'm just here enjoying the breeze... I didn't ask for this harassment.
June 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm just here enjoying the breeze... I didn't ask for this harassment.
I need your grail knowledge to get an update so I don't have to explain why you should reword this.
June 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I need your grail knowledge to get an update so I don't have to explain why you should reword this.
I don't think that should be discusses so openly...
June 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don't think that should be discusses so openly...
(Immediately pulling out a bag)
Here we go buddy!!
Here we go buddy!!
June 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
(Immediately pulling out a bag)
Here we go buddy!!
Here we go buddy!!
Guys I slept through the labyrinth...
June 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Guys I slept through the labyrinth...
(Mistakes were made)
Yeah. That!! That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Yeah. That!! That's exactly what I'm talking about.
June 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
(Mistakes were made)
Yeah. That!! That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Yeah. That!! That's exactly what I'm talking about.
So... those eight walls weren't broken by me. I promise.
June 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
So... those eight walls weren't broken by me. I promise.