ASTOLFO!!!!!
@silliestpaladin.bsky.social
Let us go forth! To save and enjoy a world where joy can be found around every corner!!!
Eepy be gone... I must stay awake.
June 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Eepy be gone... I must stay awake.
Uwaaaaaaaaa. Big stretches!!!
June 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Uwaaaaaaaaa. Big stretches!!!
》》steam summer sale means I give gifts again teehee
June 27, 2025 at 5:21 AM
》》steam summer sale means I give gifts again teehee
Can I decorate the bricks pretty please.
June 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Can I decorate the bricks pretty please.
The flirting is secondary.
June 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The flirting is secondary.
Don't let her fool you Artoria Lancer Alter is a mega cutie i see her blush and go kyaaaa constantly.
June 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Don't let her fool you Artoria Lancer Alter is a mega cutie i see her blush and go kyaaaa constantly.
Maaaaaaan. I gotta stretch my legs again.
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Maaaaaaan. I gotta stretch my legs again.
(Well now she feels BAD)
Do you want any different kinds of meat.
Do you want any different kinds of meat.
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...
( Genuine look of mourning. )
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...
( Genuine look of mourning. )
. . .
(Rummaging through his purse)
Oh I only had two bags of strips on me.
(Rummaging through his purse)
Oh I only had two bags of strips on me.
June 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
(Well now she feels BAD)
Do you want any different kinds of meat.
Do you want any different kinds of meat.
. . .
(Rummaging through his purse)
Oh I only had two bags of strips on me.
(Rummaging through his purse)
Oh I only had two bags of strips on me.
AAAAAAH.
GOOD. THEN OPEN WIDE!!
June 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
. . .
(Rummaging through his purse)
Oh I only had two bags of strips on me.
(Rummaging through his purse)
Oh I only had two bags of strips on me.
If I tried to understand would you actually explain or would you get more upset.
Both happen a lot so I can never tell.
Both happen a lot so I can never tell.
I see. So you have chosen to live in ignorance.
That's absolutely true. I found that just going about was much nicer!
June 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If I tried to understand would you actually explain or would you get more upset.
Both happen a lot so I can never tell.
Both happen a lot so I can never tell.
GOOD. THEN OPEN WIDE!!
I WILL.
Well fine!!!! Take my meat then!!
June 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
GOOD. THEN OPEN WIDE!!
Well fine!!!! Take my meat then!!
I WANT YOUR MEAT. GIVE ME THE MEAT.
If you really believe that then go ahead and keep saying it! I won't stop you. I'll even join in!
June 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Well fine!!!! Take my meat then!!
If you really believe that then go ahead and keep saying it! I won't stop you. I'll even join in!
No one thinks like that. It's just you.
Because YOU'RE gonna give people the wrong impression!!!
Just say treat! Or snack!! These things barely have real meat in them!!
Just say treat! Or snack!! These things barely have real meat in them!!
June 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If you really believe that then go ahead and keep saying it! I won't stop you. I'll even join in!
Because YOU'RE gonna give people the wrong impression!!!
Just say treat! Or snack!! These things barely have real meat in them!!
Just say treat! Or snack!! These things barely have real meat in them!!
YOU WERE THE ONE THAT BROUGHT UP THAT AWFUL FIGURE OF SPEECH.
I want your MEAT. Not your /MEAT/.
I want your MEAT. Not your /MEAT/.
I'm just here enjoying the breeze... I didn't ask for this harassment.
June 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Because YOU'RE gonna give people the wrong impression!!!
Just say treat! Or snack!! These things barely have real meat in them!!
Just say treat! Or snack!! These things barely have real meat in them!!
I'm just here enjoying the breeze... I didn't ask for this harassment.
June 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm just here enjoying the breeze... I didn't ask for this harassment.
Do you know the current synonyms attached to the word meat?
I have perfectly good knowledge. This has nothing to do with anything. I'm simply asking for meat.
I need your grail knowledge to get an update so I don't have to explain why you should reword this.
June 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Do you know the current synonyms attached to the word meat?
I need your grail knowledge to get an update so I don't have to explain why you should reword this.
June 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I need your grail knowledge to get an update so I don't have to explain why you should reword this.
I don't think that should be discusses so openly...
June 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I don't think that should be discusses so openly...
That's absolutely true. I found that just going about was much nicer!
You do not understand anything.
I see why you're not okay.
June 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
That's absolutely true. I found that just going about was much nicer!
By swallowing it all in one gulp!? I'm never sharing my ice cream with you!
I am savouring it.
T... that's not even how you eat treats! You savor treats!!!
June 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
By swallowing it all in one gulp!? I'm never sharing my ice cream with you!
T... that's not even how you eat treats! You savor treats!!!
( Curling said tongue around the entire bag, she swallows it all in one go. )
Y... You're not even gonna take the bag first?
Your tongue is really warm.
Your tongue is really warm.
June 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
T... that's not even how you eat treats! You savor treats!!!
Y... You're not even gonna take the bag first?
Your tongue is really warm.
Your tongue is really warm.
( Fucking chomps on the bag in her hands. )
(Taking out a SECOND bag of beggin' strips)
June 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Y... You're not even gonna take the bag first?
Your tongue is really warm.
Your tongue is really warm.
(Taking out a SECOND bag of beggin' strips)
JUST GIVE ME THE TREAT.
I don't know if they really do. The dogs don't have an answer for me.
June 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
(Taking out a SECOND bag of beggin' strips)
I knew Avengers could be friends.
June 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I knew Avengers could be friends.
Reposted by ASTOLFO!!!!!
(You are now Lobo approved)
(Lobo now won't try to bite your head off )
(Lobo now won't try to bite your head off )
June 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
(You are now Lobo approved)
(Lobo now won't try to bite your head off )
(Lobo now won't try to bite your head off )