Survivorship bias on both sides of this argument.

Shouting “thanks, mate” as loud as I can as I get off the last carriage of a 12 carriage train

Did you see the thing where the government wants to make it easier for councils to sell off their assets for short term gains in their budgets? 🫠

Tax cuts are literally a bribe. Projections show that the cuts would have to be rolled back after a general election anyway because the books will be even more fucked.

Obviously haven’t seen my arse then

Dully noted, on a beige piece of scrap paper using a blunt beige crayon.

Some men are ass men. Some men are boob men. You are a bin man.

Old timey, just like the fax machine.

Saw some guy reading a newspaper yesterday and it was full of giant headlines like “THE ODDS ARE GOOD” and “CAMILLA IS BY HIS SIDE”. Beyond satire.

Thanks for the reminder Nick 🙏😔🔫

Feel like I shouldn’t have expected better of them tbh