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Joe with a Herringbone Floor and 6 chips
@sigwinch28.bsky.social
🔭🚈🚌💩. Often mistaken for a paperclip. This year: a factory of semiconductors. Next year: a factory of whole conductors. Computer doctor 🎓. Marxist Friends of Deuteranopes. Plane Weirdo.
This is George, who we had to put down today at the ripe old age of 17. He was the best cat and the best friend. He was so happy and silly and friendly and lovely.

Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.
March 4, 2024 at 12:31 PM
“Dreams of a roof over their heads” jfc is that where we’re at… people have to be able to dream of having a dry warm home, not actually have one? That’s the benchmark?
February 10, 2024 at 8:15 PM
February 1, 2024 at 8:39 PM
On-duty British police officers wearing roller skates
January 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Why are the words for war crime in quotes?
January 25, 2024 at 9:03 AM
F- for whoever thought a menu should be displayed like this
January 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Let’s start with “you should know who had appointments and when”
January 24, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Brb shutting down the Horizon IT system by chaining myself to the front door of the Fujitsu HQ because that’s how computers work
January 14, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Who the fuck is Steve?!?! Show yourself.
January 11, 2024 at 7:18 PM
New Rishi just dropped
January 11, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Still fucky but it’s not the shock wot dun it. They reckon it wasn’t the shock that did it but the fact that they gave me an ECG and noticed it and gave it a bunch of scrutiny.
January 10, 2024 at 9:18 PM
wtf am I reading
January 8, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Sign me up
January 8, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I need to see the film where he takes ACME to court
January 6, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Me, using my legal right to vote however I want to, despite what the neoliberals say to me on the internet:
January 6, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Virgin trains on the WCML honestly had the best door decals of any train IMO
January 4, 2024 at 9:19 AM
January 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Hiding in the tunnels of Charing Cross
December 27, 2023 at 5:05 PM
December 26, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Channeling some big herringbone energy for my Christmas “break”
December 26, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Corporate Memphis, but for sex cushions.
December 23, 2023 at 9:07 PM
Update: they no-showed
December 22, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Me: I bought my card reader and a bunch of documents that I think will help me verify my identity

Car salesman: I think Apple Pay will work.

Me: *beep*

My phone:
December 15, 2023 at 12:39 AM
lol, lmao.
December 15, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Peak lib brain not to wonder *why* there’s a bottle of piss in a crate delivered by a driver who is absolutely definitely not overworked
December 14, 2023 at 10:09 AM