Joe with a Herringbone Floor and 6 chips
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🔭🚈🚌💩. Often mistaken for a paperclip. This year: a factory of semiconductors. Next year: a factory of whole conductors. Computer doctor 🎓. Marxist Friends of Deuteranopes. Plane Weirdo.
My biggest temptation when on a train is to do that Jim Carey thing from Dumb and Dumber where he pretends he’s running really fast
March 8, 2024 at 8:24 PM
My biggest temptation when on a train is to do that Jim Carey thing from Dumb and Dumber where he pretends he’s running really fast
This is George, who we had to put down today at the ripe old age of 17. He was the best cat and the best friend. He was so happy and silly and friendly and lovely.
Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.
Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.
March 4, 2024 at 12:31 PM
This is George, who we had to put down today at the ripe old age of 17. He was the best cat and the best friend. He was so happy and silly and friendly and lovely.
Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.
Shown here in his better days, which is how I will remember him.
Rishi Sunak, the person in charge of the country despite never having led his party through a general election, is here to school us about “protecting democracy”
March 1, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Rishi Sunak, the person in charge of the country despite never having led his party through a general election, is here to school us about “protecting democracy”
The reason given for my late train is “due to delays”
February 21, 2024 at 9:47 AM
The reason given for my late train is “due to delays”
If you run a business and you’re pissing and moaning about the minimum wage increase then you’re part of the problem 🫠
February 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
If you run a business and you’re pissing and moaning about the minimum wage increase then you’re part of the problem 🫠
🎶 DVLA, four capital letters 🎶
February 17, 2024 at 1:43 PM
🎶 DVLA, four capital letters 🎶
Joyful, full of joy.
Whimsical, full of whimsy.
Respectful, full of respect.
Needful, full of need.
Hateful, full of hate.
Grateful, full of grate.
Whimsical, full of whimsy.
Respectful, full of respect.
Needful, full of need.
Hateful, full of hate.
Grateful, full of grate.
February 15, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Joyful, full of joy.
Whimsical, full of whimsy.
Respectful, full of respect.
Needful, full of need.
Hateful, full of hate.
Grateful, full of grate.
Whimsical, full of whimsy.
Respectful, full of respect.
Needful, full of need.
Hateful, full of hate.
Grateful, full of grate.
“Dreams of a roof over their heads” jfc is that where we’re at… people have to be able to dream of having a dry warm home, not actually have one? That’s the benchmark?
February 10, 2024 at 8:15 PM
“Dreams of a roof over their heads” jfc is that where we’re at… people have to be able to dream of having a dry warm home, not actually have one? That’s the benchmark?
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It is possible for multiple things to be true:
Getting cancer is sad.
This country also needs to get a fucking grip.
Getting cancer is sad.
This country also needs to get a fucking grip.
February 7, 2024 at 8:47 PM
It is possible for multiple things to be true:
Getting cancer is sad.
This country also needs to get a fucking grip.
Getting cancer is sad.
This country also needs to get a fucking grip.
Have there ever been delays on the Victoria Line due to trespassers on the track?
February 3, 2024 at 10:20 PM
Have there ever been delays on the Victoria Line due to trespassers on the track?
This “To Catch A Copper” is fucking shocking
January 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
This “To Catch A Copper” is fucking shocking
On-duty British police officers wearing roller skates
January 30, 2024 at 8:02 PM
On-duty British police officers wearing roller skates
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I bet the person at each of the thousands of companies and schools who chose the “STAFF” lanyards is so proud of themselves for such a unique idea that surely could never lead to a situation where someone who is not staff at their workplace could also have a “STAFF” lanyard.
January 25, 2024 at 10:04 AM
I bet the person at each of the thousands of companies and schools who chose the “STAFF” lanyards is so proud of themselves for such a unique idea that surely could never lead to a situation where someone who is not staff at their workplace could also have a “STAFF” lanyard.
The NHS refusing a referral because “some” criteria were not met but they refuse to specify which criteria were not met? Must be a day of the week ending in “day”.
January 25, 2024 at 9:51 AM
The NHS refusing a referral because “some” criteria were not met but they refuse to specify which criteria were not met? Must be a day of the week ending in “day”.
Why are the words for war crime in quotes?
January 25, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Why are the words for war crime in quotes?
London cabbies are claiming they’re losing their livelihoods because of 20mph speed limits because *checks notes* they’re getting 12 points on their license by speeding in 20mph zones.
January 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
London cabbies are claiming they’re losing their livelihoods because of 20mph speed limits because *checks notes* they’re getting 12 points on their license by speeding in 20mph zones.
Those Ukrainian PoWs would have “accidentally” fallen out of their barred jail cell windows if they made it to Moscow
January 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Those Ukrainian PoWs would have “accidentally” fallen out of their barred jail cell windows if they made it to Moscow
Opening track on Beverly Hills Cop II is an absolute banger.
January 24, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Opening track on Beverly Hills Cop II is an absolute banger.
So there was a big thing at a company called Basecamp where the employees kept a list of “funny” customer names and it caused a massive HR-related problem
January 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
So there was a big thing at a company called Basecamp where the employees kept a list of “funny” customer names and it caused a massive HR-related problem
F- for whoever thought a menu should be displayed like this
January 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
F- for whoever thought a menu should be displayed like this
Let’s start with “you should know who had appointments and when”
January 24, 2024 at 9:09 AM
Let’s start with “you should know who had appointments and when”
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the collapse of google search as a useful source of accurate information is a boon to screenwriters everywhere. "why didn't they just google the house to see if it was haunted" they did and the top ten entries were identical automatically generated real estate ads on different seo-scumming websites
January 21, 2024 at 1:27 PM
the collapse of google search as a useful source of accurate information is a boon to screenwriters everywhere. "why didn't they just google the house to see if it was haunted" they did and the top ten entries were identical automatically generated real estate ads on different seo-scumming websites