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Flor, Approved Veterinary Igor
@sideflorfauna.bsky.social
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Side account of @florrrfauna.bsky.social, where all my bad opinions go. Adult, they/them (sir/mr/mg). 💉5/16/2024.
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Got my nails done too! Haven’t had them done professionally in a while. These are my go to colors because I think they match well with my hair… unfortunately my profile photo is the reason why LMFAO
Photo of my hand painted with nail polish. The pointer and middle finger are painted with green sparkly polish, while the rest are painted black.
August 29, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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I am awful at selfies but I did really like the outfit I put together for myself
Photo of me! I have orange and pink split dye hair that falls into a mullet, aviator glasses, and a slight stache. I’m wearing an oversized yellow button up with black t-shirt and green shorts and combat boots. I’m also wearing a sling backpack
August 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I could never live in Seattle full time (I’m built for the East Coast) but I’m very happy to be here again. Got to visit Pike Place Market when it was actually open!
Photo of Pike Place Market in Seattle. Several people stand in front of the Pike Place Fish Co. market booth Photo of Pike Place Market. There is a long hall full of people and neon signs pointing to the Rotary Grocery, Lower Floor, and Market grill Photo of the outside of the Pike Place Market where cobblestone road stretches between two long buildings Photo of the inside of Pike Market Place. The ceilings are lit with rows and clusters of incandescent lights over several booths that sell food and goods.
August 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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:DDDDD
Photo of plane wing and airport on sunny day, taken from the inside
August 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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For something positive today:

I looooove when the seasons approach fall and you can tell by the way the clouds look. The temperature is quite mild right now, and the sun still has its bright summer heat, but the clouds look heavy because it’s definitely getting cooler!
Photo of a bright, blue sky with scattered clouds. There’s prominent shadows on the bottoms of the clouds
August 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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> Stickers are doing well
> Got a big art commission
> Just sold my biggest ceramic piece

Holy shit I’m actually gonna be less broke than I thought for PAX West???
Frog opening its mouth, resembling a pog expression
August 11, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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3 months of putting it off and I finally did it
Awful edited wojack image of Asriel from Undertale being injected with a giant rainbow needle that says “HOPE”
July 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I’m honestly not sure how to list this thing. Do you want a weird little guy you can stick small things like clovers and incense sticks in? Boy do I have the thing for you!!
Ceramic sculpture of a weird beast with black holes for eyes, nostrils, and a mouth. There are holes in the top of its head that are also glazed black. Its body is reddish with drips of sage glaze. The creature from a different angle, showing off the black ear holes and black holes on its back Another angle of the creature, the sage drippings more visible The creature next to a ruler
July 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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It’s strikingly similar to the way people react to abstract art, for which I must bring up my favorite image on it:
Comic panel by Ad Reinhardt. A man points and laughs at an abstract art piece saying “Ha ha! What does this represent?” The painting comes to life and angrily points to the shocked man, demanding “What do you represent?” The man lays unconscious on the floor, the text above him reads “An abstract painting will react to you if you react to it. You get from it what you bring to it. It will meet you half way but no further. It is alive if you are. It represents something and so do you. YOU, SIR, ARE A SPACE, TOO.”
June 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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#deltarune #deltarunespoilers

They changed the line where Susie calls Catty a degenerate LMFAO
Screenshot of Deltarune Chapter 4 in the Hometown alleyway. Catty drinks from the milk saucer. Susie’s dialogue box says “(That's MY free milk, you furry degenerate...)” Same as previous, but Susie’s dialogue now reads “(That's MY free milk, you furry freak...)”
June 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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FREDDY GOT FINGERED (2001) - Yes, really, I watched this with friends. It fucking sucks, and I laughed like a maniac. It’s artistically and masterfully wretched, I love it. Don’t watch it unless you can stomach Tom Green
Image of the movie poster for Freddy Got Fingered. Tom Green is striking an awkward pose, framing the camera with his hands.
May 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Happy Throwing Him Thursday!!
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Screaming. Crying. Throwing up. Pulling my hair out. Writhing on the floor. Oh My Goddddd NOBODY TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE <- Emotional about Shadow the Hedgehog
Emoji throwing hands in the air with big teary eyes, next to a warped image of the same emoji with closed eyes in agony
May 1, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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“Bi: The Hidden Culture, History, and Science of Bisexuality” by Dr. Julia Shaw - Utterly stoked to have a comprehensive book on bisexuality. I consider it a good introductory point to the several aspects of bisexuality, making it a great springboard for further research. Everyone should read this!
The cover to “Bi: The Hidden Culture, History, and Science of Bisexuality” by Dr. Julia Shaw
April 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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METAL SLUG from SNK - This shit kicks ass. The Steam port on the Deck is kinda dooky and did not run as smooth, but still I had a very good time with the game! Very stylish, killer music, bombastic and fun to play
Original box art for SNK’s “Metal Slug”
April 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Alligator Bites Never Heal by Doechii - Kinda pissed I hadn’t heard of her til her feature on Tyler! What a spectacular album, I’m so glad it got her a Grammy. It’s awesome to see so many talented women get spotlighted in rap nowadays (shoutout to her being bi and open about it too 🔥)
The album art for Doechii’s “Alligator Bites Never Heal”. She sits on a chair in a green room, holding an albino alligator
April 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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A BEAUTIFUL WEDNESDAY ON THIS FINE #GRUNCHWEEK CALLS FOR A BODACIOUS GRUNCHWRAP FEAST !! LIGHT AND LOVE TO ALL OUR WONDERFUL SWAMP WARRIORS 💖💕💞🔥🔥🔥
April 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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HAVING A LITTLE TASTEY SNACK… THAT’S RIGHT, ITS TIMBER TUESDAY #GRUNCHWEEK
Edit of a stick figure drawing of a guy taking a bite out of a tree, leaving a comically large bite mark, but edited to have the Grunch Week Captain’s titular aqua shades, purple snap back cap, and white guitar. “TIMBER TUESDAY” is written in classic Microsoft word art
April 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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HEY PUNK!!!!! ARE YOU GRUNCH E NUFF????? #GRUNCHWEEK
Edit of the Tuff E Nuff SNES game box. The colors are shifted to be teal, magenta, and purple. The text says “HEY PUNK! ARE YOU GRUNCH E NUFF?” The character on the cover is edited to wear aqua shades, a purple baseball cap on backwards, and a skeletal face, resembling the titular Grunch Week mascot known as The Captain
April 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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M;y choese :}}
Image of an outstretched arm with black glove, holding a saran wrapped wedge of cheese with the name “FLOR” written on it. The background is a slightly ominous, aged walk-in refrigerated room.
March 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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FUCKKKKKKK
Photo of a positive result for a COVID-19 rapid test :(
February 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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This is my new Cocomelon
Photo of a blue puzzle mat with a partially solved puzzle on it
February 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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SMILE FOR ME by @limbolanegames.bsky.social - I saw my mutuals post about this when it came out but it took me wayyyy too long to play it myself. I love it so goddamn much it’s right up my alley. I love the art style to pieces and everything’s so charming! “Yowl” is now a part of my vocabulary
Screenshot from Smile for Me of “Happiness Fakt #47”. There is a picture of a black beetle, and underneath it reads “GIRLS ARE COOL” Screenshot from Smile for Me. Jimothan the bartender commands the player to “SLAP THE MEAT!” Screenshot from Smile for Me of a poster with a lengthy monologue. It reads: “I wanted to make artichoke dip, So I tried to get ahold of an artichoke, which was more difficult than you'd think. I was at the Entire Foods grocery store, and after asking the butcher for the 4th time where the artichokes were, altercations occurred. and security had to escort me out. I stubbed my toe on the automatic doors on the way out. That happened every time I tried to purchose an artichoke. Not the security guard part, just the toe stubbing. Somewhere, somehow. in any grocery mart. I go and stub my toe. It'a never the same toe, either. Sometimes big. Sometimes Pinky. Sometimes that middle-left toe gets stubbed on. My feet hurt all the time. My doctor says it’s because I have scoliosis but I say you know what, It's because I’m constantly stubbing my toes at grocery stores. I still want to make artichoke dip Screenshot of Smile for Me good ending screen. The text says “Thanks for playin!” while Dr. Habit smiles and holds a pot with a plant bud in it.
January 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Looking for new Birkenstocks since mine are developing a hole. Looked on eBay to compare prices and - I don’t know what I expected really - but I’m unsettled by people reselling their clearly used Birks

And I mean *Used*. Those dark toe marks are dirt and oil from the feet
Photo of eBay listing for used Birkenstock sandals. The sole has visible, dark toe and foot imprints from the wearer Photo from eBay listing of used Birkenstock sandals. Person holds one sandal tilted on its side. The soles are completely black from wear. Photo from an eBay listing of Birkenstock sandals. The cork on the rim is chipped, the sandal straps lie flat and crumpled in, and there are dark marks on the sole from wear.
January 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Making the trek to see my bf for the first time I’m so excitedddddddddd
Drawing of chibi human with sparkling eyes and a big innocent smile standing in a doorway. Someone is crushed behind the door with their blood and gore splattered on the wall.
January 7, 2025 at 7:42 PM