Flan Skittle
@siddle.bsky.social
Here for a short time, not a good time
Gaib
Gaib
Lisan al-Gaib
I'm beggin of ya please don't take my clan
Gaib
Lisan al-Gaib
I'm beggin of ya please don't take my clan
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gaib
Gaib
Lisan al-Gaib
I'm beggin of ya please don't take my clan
Gaib
Lisan al-Gaib
I'm beggin of ya please don't take my clan
Reposted by Flan Skittle
It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is fun to go to the movies
[Thick Boston accent] Agamemnon,
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
[Thick Boston accent] Agamemnon,
"press any button to skip" prompt comes up during a cutscene, you press a button, and your character starts skipping around like a little kid
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
"press any button to skip" prompt comes up during a cutscene, you press a button, and your character starts skipping around like a little kid
Who up waxing they gibbous
August 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Who up waxing they gibbous
If you add any two even numbers or any two odd numbers you get an even number. The only way to get an odd sum is with one even and one odd number. There are two ways to get even numbers and only one to get odd. Therefore there are twice as many even numbers as odd numbers.
August 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you add any two even numbers or any two odd numbers you get an even number. The only way to get an odd sum is with one even and one odd number. There are two ways to get even numbers and only one to get odd. Therefore there are twice as many even numbers as odd numbers.
Trying to get my kids to listen to anything other than the kpop demon hunter soundtrack
July 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Trying to get my kids to listen to anything other than the kpop demon hunter soundtrack
The Battle of agincourt was 610 years ago. Fuck I'm old
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The Battle of agincourt was 610 years ago. Fuck I'm old
[Peter Gabriel voice]
🎶 Warhammer 🎶
🎶 Warhammer 🎶
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
[Peter Gabriel voice]
🎶 Warhammer 🎶
🎶 Warhammer 🎶
@dualipa.bsky.social do you like prog metal
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
@dualipa.bsky.social do you like prog metal
david fincher wallace
thanks
thanks
March 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
david fincher wallace
thanks
thanks
Reposted by Flan Skittle
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away)
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away)
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)
Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
Getting a nice maillard on these hotdogs
March 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Getting a nice maillard on these hotdogs
Reposted by Flan Skittle
a computer pissed me off
February 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
a computer pissed me off
Target is selling Circa Survive branded doormats
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Target is selling Circa Survive branded doormats
character creator when you can select "i don't have pronouns" and all instances of all pronouns in the script are replaced with a fart noise
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
character creator when you can select "i don't have pronouns" and all instances of all pronouns in the script are replaced with a fart noise
i set some tea to steep for five minutes and promptly forgot all about it, then when the timer went off i thought oooh tea! like it was some unexpected treat. being dumb kicks ass
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
i set some tea to steep for five minutes and promptly forgot all about it, then when the timer went off i thought oooh tea! like it was some unexpected treat. being dumb kicks ass
Accidentally turned my Glass Casket shirt into an ASS CASK shirt
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Accidentally turned my Glass Casket shirt into an ASS CASK shirt
Take a closer look at the picture, fool. Think you those be natural bunny ears upon thy crown? Nay; you have naught but what I've put there.
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Take a closer look at the picture, fool. Think you those be natural bunny ears upon thy crown? Nay; you have naught but what I've put there.
Missed connections
Last night's metal show
Me: the white guy with brown hair and a beard
You: the one woman
Last night's metal show
Me: the white guy with brown hair and a beard
You: the one woman
December 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Missed connections
Last night's metal show
Me: the white guy with brown hair and a beard
You: the one woman
Last night's metal show
Me: the white guy with brown hair and a beard
You: the one woman
And the 2024 game of the year is...
Once again, Super Mario RPG
Once again, Super Mario RPG
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM
And the 2024 game of the year is...
Once again, Super Mario RPG
Once again, Super Mario RPG
"We won't go until we've got some"? I'll fucking kill you.
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM
"We won't go until we've got some"? I'll fucking kill you.
(To the tune of APT) take me to the hospital, hospital
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 PM
(To the tune of APT) take me to the hospital, hospital