Flan Skittle
siddle.bsky.social
Flan Skittle
@siddle.bsky.social
Here for a short time, not a good time
Gaib
Gaib
Lisan al-Gaib
I'm beggin of ya please don't take my clan
December 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
[Thick Boston accent] Agamemnon,
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
"press any button to skip" prompt comes up during a cutscene, you press a button, and your character starts skipping around like a little kid
September 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Who up waxing they gibbous
August 18, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If you add any two even numbers or any two odd numbers you get an even number. The only way to get an odd sum is with one even and one odd number. There are two ways to get even numbers and only one to get odd. Therefore there are twice as many even numbers as odd numbers.
August 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Trying to get my kids to listen to anything other than the kpop demon hunter soundtrack
July 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
July 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The Battle of agincourt was 610 years ago. Fuck I'm old
June 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[Peter Gabriel voice]

🎶 Warhammer 🎶
May 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@dualipa.bsky.social do you like prog metal
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
david fincher wallace

thanks
March 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reposted by Flan Skittle
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away)
Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh)

Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
December 19, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Getting a nice maillard on these hotdogs
March 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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a computer pissed me off
February 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Target is selling Circa Survive branded doormats
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
character creator when you can select "i don't have pronouns" and all instances of all pronouns in the script are replaced with a fart noise
January 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i set some tea to steep for five minutes and promptly forgot all about it, then when the timer went off i thought oooh tea! like it was some unexpected treat. being dumb kicks ass
January 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Accidentally turned my Glass Casket shirt into an ASS CASK shirt
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Accidentally called my son buddy and brother at the same time and called him butter #butter
January 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Take a closer look at the picture, fool. Think you those be natural bunny ears upon thy crown? Nay; you have naught but what I've put there.
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Missed connections

Last night's metal show

Me: the white guy with brown hair and a beard

You: the one woman
December 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
And the 2024 game of the year is...

Once again, Super Mario RPG
December 11, 2024 at 9:19 PM
"We won't go until we've got some"? I'll fucking kill you.
December 8, 2024 at 5:00 PM
(To the tune of APT) take me to the hospital, hospital
December 4, 2024 at 8:47 PM