I’d blame that on the rain

It’s like they’ve never churned their own butter or struck out alone on the prairie to hunt wild animals for a day

If this doesn’t break 1K likes this app is broken

True but I wouldn’t try it because maggots would fall out and ruin your brick

Have I told you I did 3 tours in the Rock ‘n’ Roller Cola War back in the 80s? Still have PTSD over seeing Michael Jackson’s hair catch fire for Pepsi

I imagine she at least googled the hell out of him

😂🤣

Congrats. See you at the next board meeting.

Regards,
[Sic] Burns
Minister for Pinky Promises

Changing my hairstyle scares me much more than working in snow

Dat you Eddie