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[Sic] Burns
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick.

Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Check out what the sentient phone battery is telling us I don’t make the rules honey
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Give us this day our daily Fred
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
#lastfourwatched

See my reviews on Letterbox’d. I’m not nearly the idiot I am here in BlueSky I promise!
October 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Girlfriend of Antifa founder
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Aw dammit those brave, sharp-edged misfits tried to swim for it after Santa left them behind
October 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Good thing SNL is back to save us by exposing the absurdity and cruelty of our leaders through devastating humor, vetted and approved by these guys….
October 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
After years of buying 45s, in ‘73 I plunked all of my allowance down at Woodmar Records to get this beast for the cheap hi-fi in the living room
#AT40
October 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Fine but then I’m calling these risses pisses
October 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’m thinking that there’s an even better music legend biopic for Jeremy Allen White……
October 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me on Sept 30 Me on Oct 1
October 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m here you fuckass bitch
September 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
C-CreePeeO
September 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score
September 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A preview. This was from a lecture I gave some years ago
September 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Does my account’s warranty expire now?
September 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Your last saved photo is your philosophy
September 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
August 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Drop something ROBOTIC
August 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Saw this as a teenager growing up in an all-white world. The music and historical ties drew me in, but the Coalhouse Walker plot rewired my brain forever
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Throwing some serious TV magician vibes there Chez Barrel
August 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
August 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The Girl with the
August 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
As they rolled ‘Little John’ into position he whispered my god what have we done
August 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
… except they were these, to be even more specific:
August 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
(Another Saturday night at Sic’s house)

Ok fine take me to…
August 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM