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One of them “I like art” type girls
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January 3, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Thinking about the guys who have to go take down all the little red ❌ up around columbus
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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6AM in Discovery
"Hold On, We're Going To Court"
November 26, 2024 at 12:43 AM
I’m at a conference and thought an iced coffee for breakfast was gonna do the job but
a woman in a pink t-shirt is standing in a hallway in front of a mirror .
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November 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I turned on the electric blanket and my cat came running bc he knows the sound of the button…
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
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what was Jay Leno doing at a Hampton Inn
November 20, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Ohhhhh the 44% weed got me in a place
November 21, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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I’ve ALWAYS been “when they go low, I take it to hell…”
Can we all agree that the “when they go low, we go high” shit is dead now. Can we bring back reciprocating energy
November 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Words of affirmation, acts of service
What’s everyone’s love language? I want too see something 👀
November 20, 2024 at 8:40 PM
It’s a safe place !
All the baddies really be at the grocery store. Just braless and legging-ed up 🥺🥺🥺
November 20, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Drop the lockscreen: (🎨Francisco Goya)
November 20, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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The problem is it is only Wednesday
November 20, 2024 at 1:13 PM
Survived, changed my name back, moved, stood on business, and I’ve been a good friend.
Brag about something you’ve done this year that you are proud of:
November 20, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I think TikTok is evil, I’m just not sure how
Im still not getting on tiktok 👴🏾👴🏾👴🏾👴🏾👴🏾👴🏾👴🏾
November 20, 2024 at 5:34 PM
An HOUR?? You are incredible
S/o to Bad Bunny & Don Omar for getting me thru an hour on the stairmaster 😭
November 20, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Pecan
November 20, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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Saw my first 50/50 bill tweet.
a man wearing a bucket hat and a momento logo on the bottom
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November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Jedediah James….they thought I was a boy…no I’m not kidding 😭
What did your parents ALMOST name you? I was almost a Steve 😅
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
I feel like we may not have history books in the future lol
I often think about how this time is gonna be described in history books…
November 20, 2024 at 4:22 PM
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Having a sides-only Thanksgiving this year. No turkey, just carbs and gravy. Modern problems require modern solutions.
November 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Woahhhhh….
Suspect is always complaining about being tired but never takes her ass to bed at a decent hour.
November 20, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Me: never been more worried

Me in teams:
November 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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Finding my mutuals on here feels like collecting my escaped Pokémon.
a woman in a pink dress is making a funny face and saying `` i said what i said '' .
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November 20, 2024 at 3:38 AM