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Em
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Em • she/her • 23 • +18

This is a randomly steady stream of consciousness & art
We’ve come full circle guys
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Who else thinks this evil white man is delicious?
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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This is one of my favorites, so I'm surprised I hadn't posted it here yet

Study of a Wolf Conservation Center video, that I painted sometime in 2022
October 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If I had to pick a new name I’d probably pick Marnie. I love that name ngl
November 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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#InterviewWithTheVampire
#TheVampireLestat #iwtv

Birthday Boy Lestat appears in a new teaser shared by @annerice.amc.com!
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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So happy to be a part of this💖💖 this is a preview of my piece. Support this cool zine full of so much beautiful art that it intimidates me ngl
#iwtv #interviewwiththevampire #art
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
This lady has a furniture set I desperately want and she is not answering me!!!
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
“Louis chose Lestat >:(” “Louis chose Claudia >:(“ he chose both of them, he didn’t want to compromise having either of them in his life at the same time. Claudia & Lestat have abandonment & family problems, so tbh naturally they’ll just want only his attention and get mad when it’s shared
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
People say they like fat & thick bitches but then want no tummy, slender arms, feet & face and waist small as fuck. So what the really mean is they like big ass n tits and that’s it
November 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Someone, give me ur fully wood dresser for free. 🪄🪄🪄
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I want a hatch alarm clock, but I am not paying more than $10 for a clock 💀
November 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
2 characters of the same gender are in a room together and look at eachother and everyone thinks they’re going to fuck. Meanwhile, both characters spend multiple times in the show longing for and creating chemistry with other characters :|
November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’ll try to make that cowl thing next bc it’s the same stitches just different shapes/count. Unfortunately the mfer that made the pattern didn’t make a video so I’ll have to kind of guess 😑
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
And these stockings are either somehow going to look pretty okay for my first ever project or look like straight ass, there’s no in between 🫡
October 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
THE ADHD IS PAYONG OFF IM FINALLY CROCHETING
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hiding easy patterns and tutorials for crochet, sewing and knitting behind a paywall is bullshit. 🫡
October 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Every one deserves to eat. It’s that simple.
October 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
🙏 I was able to ‘repair’ the heel stop on my new skates, thank the lord, we are so back
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Don’t tell my bf but I’m not really feeling my Halloween costume 💀
October 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
How the fuck can getting stupidly drunk until 2am while listening to a shitty playlist count as a party!??!!!?!??? Get a fortune teller, bubble or fog machine, bounce house, games, candy, non alcoholic drinks that are good, movies— WTF are we doing 😭😭😭
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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ELECTRICITY ⚡
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Why are Halloween parties dead and if you want a ‘Halloween party’ a lot of them are getting piss drunk and listening to a mediocre DJ play for hours, I don’t want to do that!!! I want to frolic around in a costume and have bowls of candy everywhere and play games and watch a movie!!!
October 27, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just watched the Bing Bong music video and I think bbno$ might be a woman lover?
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM