Em
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Em • she/her • 23 • +18
This is a randomly steady stream of consciousness & art
This is a randomly steady stream of consciousness & art
Chocolate cake, a good wienering and Eddie Munson might help me rn
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Chocolate cake, a good wienering and Eddie Munson might help me rn
I want chocolate cake
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I want chocolate cake
There is no fucking way I’m seeing Justin Bieber defense in my 2026, he’s a POS man. Be so fr right now 💀
February 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
There is no fucking way I’m seeing Justin Bieber defense in my 2026, he’s a POS man. Be so fr right now 💀
I could think something is terribly cringey, but if my boyfriend likes it? It immediately changes my perspective about it. Like I love you, you like this thing, I trust you. Idc if I said it used to be cringey, it’s cute now
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I could think something is terribly cringey, but if my boyfriend likes it? It immediately changes my perspective about it. Like I love you, you like this thing, I trust you. Idc if I said it used to be cringey, it’s cute now
Measles cases have gone up in my area and my stalker is probably praying I get it 💀
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Measles cases have gone up in my area and my stalker is probably praying I get it 💀
I’ve seen at least 2 anti hellcheer people say Chrissy was 14-16 and I’m so confused because if she was 14-16 why the fuck would she be dating Jason? Who’s 18 and the graduating class is ‘86 (THAT YEAR)
February 4, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I’ve seen at least 2 anti hellcheer people say Chrissy was 14-16 and I’m so confused because if she was 14-16 why the fuck would she be dating Jason? Who’s 18 and the graduating class is ‘86 (THAT YEAR)
I find it hilarious when people deem trail mix bad for you. Especially if you’re eating all of the ingredients all together 💀 like oh god, there’s a little chocolate or sweet treat in here to make it extra specially yummy, it ruined the whole thing (it didn’t)
February 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I find it hilarious when people deem trail mix bad for you. Especially if you’re eating all of the ingredients all together 💀 like oh god, there’s a little chocolate or sweet treat in here to make it extra specially yummy, it ruined the whole thing (it didn’t)
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‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
‘SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
Most byler shippers: try not to attack someone for making a valid point even in the vicinity of your ship and not react, impossible addition
January 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Most byler shippers: try not to attack someone for making a valid point even in the vicinity of your ship and not react, impossible addition
Absolute insane byler shippers keep proving the point that they’re insane 💀💀
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Absolute insane byler shippers keep proving the point that they’re insane 💀💀
Anyway, gonna rewrite season 4 where Eddie & Chrissy live. I’m gonna try to follow the original plot as close as possible and then for s5…. That’s gonna take a while. I want to bring argyle into season 5 and there is so much to rewrite and so many potential plots to add or change 💀😭
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Anyway, gonna rewrite season 4 where Eddie & Chrissy live. I’m gonna try to follow the original plot as close as possible and then for s5…. That’s gonna take a while. I want to bring argyle into season 5 and there is so much to rewrite and so many potential plots to add or change 💀😭
It’s the way that if the duffers did in fact use as much AI as I suspect, it even tried to make the show interesting and give scary freaky vibes but the duffers were like “nah, all of these plot holes and weird coincidences are not real”. Like ChatGPT might have been trying to save you bro 💀
January 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
It’s the way that if the duffers did in fact use as much AI as I suspect, it even tried to make the show interesting and give scary freaky vibes but the duffers were like “nah, all of these plot holes and weird coincidences are not real”. Like ChatGPT might have been trying to save you bro 💀
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today is pissing me off real bad
December 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
today is pissing me off real bad
It’s the way my neighbors kids, if they’re awake, are always. Fucking. Screaming. All of them. Not screaming in horrible despair, but not in joy either. They just sound like they just get pissed off a lot. They are very angry small children 😭
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s the way my neighbors kids, if they’re awake, are always. Fucking. Screaming. All of them. Not screaming in horrible despair, but not in joy either. They just sound like they just get pissed off a lot. They are very angry small children 😭
Why is Mike wheeler getting the best edits
December 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why is Mike wheeler getting the best edits
No way I’m seeing people shocked by this season of stranger things. No fucking way. NO ONE HAD AN OUNCE OF “I think this’ll happen in S5??” ALL OF IT WAS OBVIOUS
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
No way I’m seeing people shocked by this season of stranger things. No fucking way. NO ONE HAD AN OUNCE OF “I think this’ll happen in S5??” ALL OF IT WAS OBVIOUS
Understanding customers, patients, clients etc deserve head. Not from me, but in general
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Understanding customers, patients, clients etc deserve head. Not from me, but in general
Also, that person who interviewed a necro-file at the ripe age of 16 and said necro-file proceeded to harass and stalk them for 3 weeks and say cryptic shit….. bro where was ur head at
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Also, that person who interviewed a necro-file at the ripe age of 16 and said necro-file proceeded to harass and stalk them for 3 weeks and say cryptic shit….. bro where was ur head at
QUEER ON QUEER CRIME UNDER A INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE POST!?!,!,!, AND THE OG HAS PRONOUNS IN THEIR BIO BUT WAS MAKING FUN OF AND BELITTLING A NB COMMENTER??!?!?!!! WHAT
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
QUEER ON QUEER CRIME UNDER A INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE POST!?!,!,!, AND THE OG HAS PRONOUNS IN THEIR BIO BUT WAS MAKING FUN OF AND BELITTLING A NB COMMENTER??!?!?!!! WHAT
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This fic will end me ngl
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This fic will end me ngl
This fic is bringing me to the edge I stg I’ll jump 💀😭
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This fic is bringing me to the edge I stg I’ll jump 💀😭
This fic is stabbing me, call the police
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
This fic is stabbing me, call the police
LESTAT WHY ARE YOU PURPOSEFULLY GETTING UR ASS BEAT!?!!!????!??
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
LESTAT WHY ARE YOU PURPOSEFULLY GETTING UR ASS BEAT!?!!!????!??
THIS FIC IS PUNISHING ME OUCH OUCH
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
THIS FIC IS PUNISHING ME OUCH OUCH