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Shrimp King
@shrimphellnow.bsky.social
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Trans Masc. 30. Capriquarius.
in a romantic tryst with my beloved cryptkeeper
writer, artist, tabletop gamer, professional silly boy
I'm at 🐭🧀MICE🧀🐭 today!
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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The big bad wolf 🐺
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I bought some new art supplies and I am v happy to receive them soon
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
At an art market where you can barter and I'm handing out stickers of thicc elf thighs and everyone who picks one from my trade pile has excellent taste I think
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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my current mental state: Martin's juicy thighs
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tried a neti pot bro what the fuck
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Learning more and more about how my brain works now that I have less chaos and man is it an interesting creature some days are just .........wild ones
November 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
This whiskey pecan pie may deadass be the best thing I've ever made
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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🥵 💦 Gobble 🍗 gobble 🍗 GOBBLE 🍑 🍗 you SLUTTY TURKEYS 💦🦃🤤 It’s SPANKSGIVING 🍗🦃 🍂🍽 and time to STUFF that PEACH 🍑 with DADDY'S 🍌🥵🥵 FAMOUS RECIPE 📜 💦🍾 It’s the 1️⃣ day 😋💦 to be a GLUTTON 🍽🤤 for that GRAVYYY 💦💦💦✨ it’s time ⏰ 😳 to get your 🦴 🫵 SPINE BENT 🙈 and YOUR HOLE 🕳🤌🏼 STUFFED 😛🌮 with MEAT
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it's my first thanksgiving post-divorce and it's kinda nuts to be like "well the pattern of the entire past ten years of my life is kinda moot" and to know ill never be seeing my in-laws of 10 years pretty much ever again at this point
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Yes, as a matter of fact I DID make 36 deviled eggs for two people. What of it 😂
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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I like my job but sometimes it feels like my boss wants to just message me "hey can you die on camera for me? thanks"
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Boypussy that is all
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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If we're talking turkeys, this one is my favourite.
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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my beautiful friend rob got me something so cursed and repulsive i love him so much 😍
November 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN!!!

Take the time to read all the info we have laid out! This is a brand new baby of a project, so please be accepting of our limitations.

I created this event because I refuse to be passive while my works get delisted and deleted from other sites. Let's help each other! 🖤 🔞
Do you make hardcore/transgressive achillean art?

Applications for Don's Dead Market are OPEN!

Please take the time to read the rules & expectations before applying! We don't want to disqualify anyone because they missed something clearly explained in the doc.

cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/for...
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just got the best most sweetest comment on my filthy orc porn best day of my life
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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[ #art #illustration #shrimp #cuteart #wholesome ]
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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he hates being employed #dispatch
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The suite
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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APPLICATIONS TO THE BUNDLE & MARKET ARE GOING LIVE THIS MONDAY!!!!!! MARK YOUR CALENDER!!!!

apps will be open from November 24th to the end of February so please don't rush it! You have plenty of time to read through our rules and make decisions!
Vendor applications for Don's Dead Market will be going live this Monday November 24th!

This is a combination bundle & pop-up market. Artists will apply both to include one piece in a bundle of R18 achillean work that each customer receives with ticket purchase, and to vend at the virtual market! 👇
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM