the hog
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i just told a child that the reason its best to eat eel on a train is that an eel and a train are shaped the same and it stunned the child into silence
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i just told a child that the reason its best to eat eel on a train is that an eel and a train are shaped the same and it stunned the child into silence
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4 years ago my friend ham drew this for the prompt "comfortable" in a pictionary type game and i love it so much.
December 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
4 years ago my friend ham drew this for the prompt "comfortable" in a pictionary type game and i love it so much.
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inscrutable shrew (inshrewtable)
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
inscrutable shrew (inshrewtable)
people are getting ai psychosis from talking to the robot but i'm working on giving myself reverse ai psychosis where i trust less and less around me to not be invented by a machine
September 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
people are getting ai psychosis from talking to the robot but i'm working on giving myself reverse ai psychosis where i trust less and less around me to not be invented by a machine
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Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Doctor: This is not easy news, but, we found a worm in your brain. We've removed it, but need to run some tests.
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you
Me: I kept it worm for you.
Doctor: What?
Me (slightly louder): I kept it Wourm for you