cucunoot shreemp
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
Who tf decided it was a good idea for Shidou Milgram to do emergency surgery on the guy who tboned his wife and kids minutes before? AND he had to operate on his own family? Was he the only surgeon in the building or what?
He's inno, literally nobody would have acted rationally in that situation.
He's inno, literally nobody would have acted rationally in that situation.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Who tf decided it was a good idea for Shidou Milgram to do emergency surgery on the guy who tboned his wife and kids minutes before? AND he had to operate on his own family? Was he the only surgeon in the building or what?
He's inno, literally nobody would have acted rationally in that situation.
He's inno, literally nobody would have acted rationally in that situation.
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The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
🐠 Fishsky I beseech thee
How do I kill off snail leeches without killing off my neocardinias? Fenbendazole seems promising, but some sites say that won't work on them, and it seems kinda cruel to kill pest snails over a cure that won't work.
Manually plucking them out helps, but I need to be sure
How do I kill off snail leeches without killing off my neocardinias? Fenbendazole seems promising, but some sites say that won't work on them, and it seems kinda cruel to kill pest snails over a cure that won't work.
Manually plucking them out helps, but I need to be sure
October 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
🐠 Fishsky I beseech thee
How do I kill off snail leeches without killing off my neocardinias? Fenbendazole seems promising, but some sites say that won't work on them, and it seems kinda cruel to kill pest snails over a cure that won't work.
Manually plucking them out helps, but I need to be sure
How do I kill off snail leeches without killing off my neocardinias? Fenbendazole seems promising, but some sites say that won't work on them, and it seems kinda cruel to kill pest snails over a cure that won't work.
Manually plucking them out helps, but I need to be sure
mfing snail leeches in my mfing tank need to mfing die, I'm just glad some of them are dumb enough to come up on the glass in broad daylight where I can see them. I don't even care about the pest snails, going after my shrimps is where I draw the line
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
mfing snail leeches in my mfing tank need to mfing die, I'm just glad some of them are dumb enough to come up on the glass in broad daylight where I can see them. I don't even care about the pest snails, going after my shrimps is where I draw the line
My judgements for each MILGRAM inmate (even the dead ones) based solely on what they did outside MILGRAM bc I'm not holding them responsible for what they do under torture from a 15yo and their pet rabbit. Subject to change bc a LOT of key details get left out of the music videos.
A thread:
A thread:
October 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My judgements for each MILGRAM inmate (even the dead ones) based solely on what they did outside MILGRAM bc I'm not holding them responsible for what they do under torture from a 15yo and their pet rabbit. Subject to change bc a LOT of key details get left out of the music videos.
A thread:
A thread:
Heartbreaking: The great piece of wood you found outside won't fit in your tank
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Heartbreaking: The great piece of wood you found outside won't fit in your tank
My wallet when I'm deciding to set up a new fish tank:
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My wallet when I'm deciding to set up a new fish tank:
OPTIMAL 100 MAN VS GORILLA "FIGHT" STRATEGY: A GUIDE
May 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
OPTIMAL 100 MAN VS GORILLA "FIGHT" STRATEGY: A GUIDE
Bruh. I bought a seed packet for chianti sunflowers and there were only NINE SEEDS in the bag. Every single one of them better bloom, getting real sick of Burpee's shit
April 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bruh. I bought a seed packet for chianti sunflowers and there were only NINE SEEDS in the bag. Every single one of them better bloom, getting real sick of Burpee's shit
To anyone holding off on getting a passport: GET. A. PASSPORT.
It doesn't matter if you don't want to end up on a list. When they decide to throw shit at the fan, they'll make one up on the vaguest pretenses.
Getting a passport takes months, months you won't have when people comply in advance.
It doesn't matter if you don't want to end up on a list. When they decide to throw shit at the fan, they'll make one up on the vaguest pretenses.
Getting a passport takes months, months you won't have when people comply in advance.
April 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
To anyone holding off on getting a passport: GET. A. PASSPORT.
It doesn't matter if you don't want to end up on a list. When they decide to throw shit at the fan, they'll make one up on the vaguest pretenses.
Getting a passport takes months, months you won't have when people comply in advance.
It doesn't matter if you don't want to end up on a list. When they decide to throw shit at the fan, they'll make one up on the vaguest pretenses.
Getting a passport takes months, months you won't have when people comply in advance.
Nearly all of my stock portfolio is in shambles except for Kroger lmao
April 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nearly all of my stock portfolio is in shambles except for Kroger lmao
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You know how your voice sounds better in your own head? Imagine what Tim Curry hears when he talks.
March 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You know how your voice sounds better in your own head? Imagine what Tim Curry hears when he talks.
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Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...
'No Amazon, no Walmart, no fast food': What's behind the 'Feb. 28 economic blackout'
The People's Union USA, a self-described “grassroots movement” founded by John Schwarz, is encouraging Americans to refrain from making non-essential purchases on Friday.
www.yahoo.com
February 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...
Really vibing with the German word for honey right now, sounds like it was created by someone desperately looking for the magical bee liquid that soothes your throat when the local flora is back on its annual bullshit. Giv mbe thad honig
February 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Really vibing with the German word for honey right now, sounds like it was created by someone desperately looking for the magical bee liquid that soothes your throat when the local flora is back on its annual bullshit. Giv mbe thad honig
Wild how you can live in the same house near the same trees making the same pollen for years, but every year without fail the immune system goes "A PLAGUE HAS BEFALLEN OUR HOUSE, MILORD. WOE BE UNTO US ALL".
February 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wild how you can live in the same house near the same trees making the same pollen for years, but every year without fail the immune system goes "A PLAGUE HAS BEFALLEN OUR HOUSE, MILORD. WOE BE UNTO US ALL".
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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it's a lot.
February 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
it's a lot.
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There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
February 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
Yep.
That was a Nazi salute.
And he did it twice.
On national television.
It's gonna be a long 4 fucking years.
That was a Nazi salute.
And he did it twice.
On national television.
It's gonna be a long 4 fucking years.
January 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yep.
That was a Nazi salute.
And he did it twice.
On national television.
It's gonna be a long 4 fucking years.
That was a Nazi salute.
And he did it twice.
On national television.
It's gonna be a long 4 fucking years.
If anyone in the film industry is trying to think of New Year's resolutions, could I suggest prioritizing adding captions? I understand the sound team put a lot of hard work into mixing the film for theaters but I still can't understand the actors mumbling and theaters are too loud for me anyway.
December 31, 2024 at 11:29 PM
If anyone in the film industry is trying to think of New Year's resolutions, could I suggest prioritizing adding captions? I understand the sound team put a lot of hard work into mixing the film for theaters but I still can't understand the actors mumbling and theaters are too loud for me anyway.
People who claim voting doesn't solve anything are like people who think flossing/bathing doesn't do anything. It does, but you have to do it more than once. Yes we told you it was important to bathe last time, didn't make this time less important. Now you're getting a rash. And spreading it.
December 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
People who claim voting doesn't solve anything are like people who think flossing/bathing doesn't do anything. It does, but you have to do it more than once. Yes we told you it was important to bathe last time, didn't make this time less important. Now you're getting a rash. And spreading it.
Shout out to the homies that actually like grape flavored skittles
December 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Shout out to the homies that actually like grape flavored skittles
CEO bootlickers: "He HaD a FaMiLy!!!!!"
The rest of us:
The rest of us:
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December 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
CEO bootlickers: "He HaD a FaMiLy!!!!!"
The rest of us:
The rest of us: