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The alt text says "racist caricature", but aside from minor twinkification that's literally what he looked like??? It's not a caricature, dude was just born in 181 AD China, so that's the way he dressed.
Bronze statue of Zhuge Liang folding a feather fan. Wuzhang Plains' Temple of Marquis Wu, Baoji, Shaanxi (source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zhuge_Liang)
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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My wallet when I'm deciding to set up a new fish tank:
Boy fearfully looking at the viewer while holding a wooden cross in 1 hand. His other arm is outstretched to protect himself from whatever evil is assumed to be on the other side of the camera
September 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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OPTIMAL 100 MAN VS GORILLA "FIGHT" STRATEGY: A GUIDE
An instructional guide for 100 men on how to handle a gorilla. Get a whole lot of bananas. At least 300+ is recommended, other fruit is also acceptable. Have everyone huddle and casually eat a banana. Leave a bunch of bananas on the outskirts of the huddle. The gorilla, separated from its troop, will want to try its luck ingratiating itself with the troop of individually weaker but 100-strong apes before trying to fight them. Allow the gorilla to approach the group and eat a banana. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, THIS WILL PROVOKE THE GORILLA. You now have a tentative alliance with the gorilla. Find the gorilla's troop. Repeat the banana huddle strategy, now with a newfound gorilla ally that can better inform the troop that we're chill. As long as nobody has provoked the gorillas, you now have a tentative alliance with the gorilla troop. Use the power of friendship to beat up the ones that tried to make you fight the gorilla. Banana.
May 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Comic with Alt Text. In case this isn't painfully obvious, Stan Kelly is satire
A satirical comic by Stan Kelly, a comic artist for the satire news company The Onion, whose comics are a parody of over labelled or otherwise ham fisted political cartoons. Title: A Mine is a Terrible Thing to Waste Caption: LIGHT at the end of the Tunnel A coal miner covered in coal dust is walking out of a coal mine with a smile, a pickaxe, a headlamp, a minecart full of coal labelled "beautiful clean coal (God's Gift)", and a single tear of joy. Lady Liberty is at the mine entrance with a similar smile and single tear while wearing an awareness ribbon labelled "coal" and holding a sheet of paper saying "'You'll be SHAFTED no more!' -D. Trump". The coal miner is following an arrow sign pointing right that says "To: The Future". Outside the coal mine are a man, woman, and child labelled "Traditional Energy Supporters", also smiling and shedding a single tear of joy. The woman is wearing a foam finger with #1 on it. Behind them is a trash dumpster filled with solar panels that are labelled "Solar Panels (Gimmicky fad)". Behind them is a coal plant with 2 smoke stacks actively burning coal into the sky and a large American flag. The sun is also smiling with a similar tear of joy at the scene. The non diegetic figure of Stan Kelly is in the bottom right corner saying "Dig it".
January 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Comic with alt text
A comic titled "Kneel Young" depicting a drunk man in a bowtie, party hat, and partly undone button-up shirt labelled "Traditional Celebrators" giving a thumbs up to Lady Liberty and Father Time (old man with a 2024 sash) shedding a single tear of joy. Both Father Time and Baby New Year (baby with diaper and 2025 sash) are giving the drunk a thumbs up. All 3 are expressing their pride/approval of the man who is currently in the process of vomiting in a toilet in the Men's bathroom, with Father Time saying "Who saya the youth of today don't honor their heritage?". The non-diegetic figure of Stan Kelly, a cartoonist for The Onion, makes the pun "New Year's Heave" with similar approval.
December 31, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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CEO bootlickers: "He HaD a FaMiLy!!!!!"
The rest of us:
A picture of Muscle Man from the animated series Regular show, depicted squinting with a sly smile, implying he's about to or is in the process of saying his signature joke/catchphrase ("You know who ELSE did/had/etc. [topic]?" before following up with the punchline/response "MY MOM!" in a subversion of "your mom"/"yo mama" jokes)
December 25, 2024 at 6:00 PM
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Live footage of Mace from the hospital:
Curly from the video game Mouthwashing. Depicts a heavily bandaged burn victim with a bloody blue hospital gown sitting down at a table with a red cake with white frosting in a red room
December 14, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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A couple more recent #ceramics projects and a couple works in progress
A bulbous planter covered in bulging eyes, most open with some closed. Red clay, unfired, work in progress A ceramic human skull held upside down by a skeletal hand. Lizella red clay, unfired in this photo so it's a brown ish orange tan color as opposed to the bright orange it is now lmao A bulbous shallow planter covered in eyes. The eyes are of various colors both in terms of pupils and scleras. The body is a muddy purple and covered in warts. Lizella red clay, fired. Acrylic paint because I get waaaaay better results with that than with ceramic glaze and I'm not eating out of it A couple of panels for a larger planter, current work in progress. Both panel are covered in eyes, with the panel wall on the bottom being textured with large scales. The panel on top is currently still smooth aside from the eyes bulging out from it
November 27, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Bluesky only lets me upload 4 photos at a time, up next is a star nosed mole! I'm actually happy with how the glaze on this one turned out. #ceramics
Better view of the flower and snail on the back before it was fully glazed. Large, white, five petalled flower with a yellow center on the back of an unpainted star nosed mole. Next to it, a snail with an unpainted shell and a yellow body alongside a couple fake rocks to show that the mole climbed out from the ground. Side view. A ceramic purplish black star nosed mole with a pink nose and white claws resting on some orange clay from the hole it just dug on its way up Front view. A ceramic purplish black star nosed mole with a pink nose and white claws resting on some orange clay from the hole it just dug on its way up. A blue shelled snail can be seen on the right behind the nose Other side view. A ceramic purplish black star nosed mole with a pink nose and white claws resting on some orange clay from the hole it just dug on its way up. A white flower and a snail with a mottled blue green shell and grimy yellowish body are beside it.
November 27, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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More #ceramics, this time of a chameleon paintbrush holder before it was fired and glazed
Front view before I added a lot of texture, the chameleon is grabbing a rhino beetle that fell in the water while it's perched on a hollow log Textured side view, the chameleon has scarlet bumps and the log has wood grain Close up of the rhino beetle The hollowed out log is the main paint brush container, but the chameleon can hold a brush in its hand too!
November 27, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Sharing some of my old #ceramics projects, not showing the glazed versions of most of them because honestly they were a lot better before 😬
Bird teapot, normal baby-bird cup and cuckoo-bird jug half in the frame on the right Tea set of 2 bird chick cups, 1 mama bird teapot, and 1 cuckoo chick pitcher Closeup of the chick cups Closer view of the cuckoo pitcher
November 27, 2024 at 1:12 AM