HANK
@showmethehenry.bsky.social
They hate to see a kid from jersey up there in a hot air balloon
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
They hate to see a kid from jersey up there in a hot air balloon
Back pain? Nah, more like, well, back pain!
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Back pain? Nah, more like, well, back pain!
Sleeping on the floor just to feel something
December 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Sleeping on the floor just to feel something
Fell asleep at the grocery store
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Fell asleep at the grocery store
I rigged the election (friend's Instagram poll on the best Christmas shot. Obviously just rumple)
December 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I rigged the election (friend's Instagram poll on the best Christmas shot. Obviously just rumple)
Electron: I'm Shocked to hear that Shocking news
Positive electron: I'm sure it was good news!
Negative electron: I wouldn't be so sure...
Just a little electricity humor for the wire-heads out there this cold night. Anyway, stay safe and stay warm, this is Old Saint Hank signing off.
Positive electron: I'm sure it was good news!
Negative electron: I wouldn't be so sure...
Just a little electricity humor for the wire-heads out there this cold night. Anyway, stay safe and stay warm, this is Old Saint Hank signing off.
December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Electron: I'm Shocked to hear that Shocking news
Positive electron: I'm sure it was good news!
Negative electron: I wouldn't be so sure...
Just a little electricity humor for the wire-heads out there this cold night. Anyway, stay safe and stay warm, this is Old Saint Hank signing off.
Positive electron: I'm sure it was good news!
Negative electron: I wouldn't be so sure...
Just a little electricity humor for the wire-heads out there this cold night. Anyway, stay safe and stay warm, this is Old Saint Hank signing off.
Learning a lot about electricity. For example, where does it come from?,
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Learning a lot about electricity. For example, where does it come from?,
Why? Because God forbid these guys write a new story? Let Chris Evans and TDJ be in real movies! This is so creatively bankrupt like lmao
The Russo Brothers break silence on Chris Evans returning as Steve Rogers in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’
“The character that changed our lives. The story that brought us all here together. It was always going to come back to this.”
“The character that changed our lives. The story that brought us all here together. It was always going to come back to this.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why? Because God forbid these guys write a new story? Let Chris Evans and TDJ be in real movies! This is so creatively bankrupt like lmao
Watching the knicks game and there was just an ad for Catan
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Watching the knicks game and there was just an ad for Catan
But like have y'all done space coke with varang in a tent on a volcano
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
But like have y'all done space coke with varang in a tent on a volcano
Avatar rocks so hard, the new one rips, so stoked
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Avatar rocks so hard, the new one rips, so stoked
Reposted by HANK
In the past week, I've seen stories of AI:
- being used by middle schoolers to make porn of other students
- calling innocent people sex offenders
- shutting down highways with busted-ass self-driving cars
- emitting more CO2 than New York City
What the fuck are we even doing?
- being used by middle schoolers to make porn of other students
- calling innocent people sex offenders
- shutting down highways with busted-ass self-driving cars
- emitting more CO2 than New York City
What the fuck are we even doing?
New from me: The storied fiddler Ashley MacIsaac wanted to play a show at a Nova Scotia First Nation. It got cancelled because Google's AI search summary incorrectly called him a sex offender. Now he's worried for his safety www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...
Fiddler Ashley MacIsaac has show cancelled over Google AI-generated misinformation
Cape Breton musician was set to perform in Nova Scotia before a search summary incorrectly described him as a sex offender
www.theglobeandmail.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
In the past week, I've seen stories of AI:
- being used by middle schoolers to make porn of other students
- calling innocent people sex offenders
- shutting down highways with busted-ass self-driving cars
- emitting more CO2 than New York City
What the fuck are we even doing?
- being used by middle schoolers to make porn of other students
- calling innocent people sex offenders
- shutting down highways with busted-ass self-driving cars
- emitting more CO2 than New York City
What the fuck are we even doing?
My girl gassier than the shell station
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My girl gassier than the shell station
Will truly donate whatever amount of money I can to keep Netflix from destroying movie theaters
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Will truly donate whatever amount of money I can to keep Netflix from destroying movie theaters
Ticketmaster wrapped: you went to 2 events this year! Get out more!
Me: I'm just not really a concert guy idk I...
Ticketmaster: Loser! Big loser! Apologize!
Me: This is a lot but okay I guess I'm sorry...
Ticketmaster: Like you mean it! And give me 20 push-ups!
Me: One oof Two oof Three oof
Me: I'm just not really a concert guy idk I...
Ticketmaster: Loser! Big loser! Apologize!
Me: This is a lot but okay I guess I'm sorry...
Ticketmaster: Like you mean it! And give me 20 push-ups!
Me: One oof Two oof Three oof
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ticketmaster wrapped: you went to 2 events this year! Get out more!
Me: I'm just not really a concert guy idk I...
Ticketmaster: Loser! Big loser! Apologize!
Me: This is a lot but okay I guess I'm sorry...
Ticketmaster: Like you mean it! And give me 20 push-ups!
Me: One oof Two oof Three oof
Me: I'm just not really a concert guy idk I...
Ticketmaster: Loser! Big loser! Apologize!
Me: This is a lot but okay I guess I'm sorry...
Ticketmaster: Like you mean it! And give me 20 push-ups!
Me: One oof Two oof Three oof
Google maps wrapped: Congrats! You made 8 wrong turns this year! Your driving age is 73!
December 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Google maps wrapped: Congrats! You made 8 wrong turns this year! Your driving age is 73!
Going to Japan for the cheaper advil. No I'm not leaving the airport.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Going to Japan for the cheaper advil. No I'm not leaving the airport.
Nausea and vomiting you say? Interesting side effects to mention only after I've been on the medication for 3 weeks.
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Nausea and vomiting you say? Interesting side effects to mention only after I've been on the medication for 3 weeks.
Reposted by HANK
hakeem jeffries: *slowly winks and mouths “I got this” at the camera* our psycho pedophile president has secured the border and was right to pardon an anti-abortion dem indicted on bribery charges
December 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
hakeem jeffries: *slowly winks and mouths “I got this” at the camera* our psycho pedophile president has secured the border and was right to pardon an anti-abortion dem indicted on bribery charges
No respect for Cuellar, either he took the $500k in bribes to screw over his constituents or he screwed over his constituents for no reason. Would almost prefer if he took the bribes because that means he's at least competent on a base level? Oof
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No respect for Cuellar, either he took the $500k in bribes to screw over his constituents or he screwed over his constituents for no reason. Would almost prefer if he took the bribes because that means he's at least competent on a base level? Oof
Running late? No, running great!
- late guy
- late guy
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Running late? No, running great!
- late guy
- late guy
Spotify thinks I'm 67 years old smh
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Spotify thinks I'm 67 years old smh