Need everyone to know that I couldn't pick for myself so I actually gave this task to my best friend, here are some of their runner-ups

This isn't an AI thing (thank CHRIST!), he got it in his head that they released a physical version of Fallout 3 GOTY for the PS4.

Sorry buddy, that was exclusive for the PS3 that you gave me and I set on fire by leaving it running for 2 weeks straight so I could play the sims without boot time

Realizing you could insert my N64 into that conversation and it'd be about the same so I guess it works on both fronts lmao

There are people in the EA Sims forums that I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire

Not even joking, I got into the habit of dressing up for movie theater outings when I was like eight and I never broke it. My closet cannot suffer the loss of the theater.

until you live the yearly norovirus hell bout of a preschool teacher i do NOT want to hear it

I turned off all the lights and just have to hope he leaves while I go to pick up my pizza

"PCOTY concisely represents the never-ending, soul killing humiliation ritual of resignation that has become our entire lives" if john paul brammer has no fans I am dead