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Best Friend's Love Interest
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"go ahead and switch to yellow at King Street"

"But maps says to just stay on blue"

"DO NOT LISTEN TO THE MACHINE IT FEEDS YOU NOTHING BUT FALSEHOODS"
wizard pondering their orb
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Need everyone to know that I couldn't pick for myself so I actually gave this task to my best friend, here are some of their runner-ups
screenshot of youtuber Arin Hanson smiling and looking off screen at his co-host. The subtitled text reads "you gotta try this dude, it sucks!" A screenshot of youtuber Kurtis Connor sitting in a bathtub, surrounded by so many bubbles that everything except for his face and his hand, which is holding a giant wine glass, is completely submerged. Text in fancy pink script reads "clink clink bitch" An edit of a cover of a sesame street children's book. It shows characters Bert and Ernie angrily posing at each other so close that their noses are touching. The text reads "your opinions are shit. They're fucking shit." A cartoon image of a cat standing on the outside of a window in the middle of the night. The cat has its arms up in the with a joyous expression and is exclaiming "yay... ha ha ha... yay!"
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
A page from a Dr Seuss novel where a small creature swings a colorful bat over their head as they walk up a hill. The text reads "But I bought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with ME!"
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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If you saw my Gourmet Guy typo no you didn't
A photo of a cake. The whipped cream is smooth but thick and unevenly applied. On top are six fuckass strawberries. A screenshot of the video game paper Mario 64 showing princess peach and her anthropomorphized magical star companion twink standing in the kitchen. To the left of both of them is a cake with whipped cream and strawberries.
December 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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tonight's baking adventure
A comic panel referencing the opening cutscene of super Mario 64. On the right side is a close of princess peach's face, smiling and looking off to the distance. On the left side is a handwritten letter on a piece of flowery stationary which reads "Dear Mario: do NOT come to the castle. I've baked an absolute dog shit cake. Just completely fucked it up." The letter is signed "Peach"
December 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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HE FINALLY LEFT!!!! Safe travels to Mr Dipshit, winner of World's Most Unasked For Roommate 2025
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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STOLEN VALOR!!!!!!!!!!
Discord conversation between user ShounenChild and user Trash Panda no 5. The conversation goes ShounenChild: need a term for shit/fart/vomiting. Trash Panda: sharmiting of course. or liquid expulsion to be more technical sounding. ShounenChild: of course of course. girl i am straight up sharmiting.
December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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you WILL contribute to rent
Photo of a bird sitting on the inside window sill of a small apartment window, slightly obscured by the window blinds
December 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for the story "Flatland: A Romance Of Many Dimensions", featuring the cover of the first publishing edition of the story
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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when my fat fucking fingers type "hood" instead of "good":
A drawing of princess bubblegum from adventure time superimposed on top of a crowd of black men. Everyone in the picture is throwing up hand signs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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This fucking commercial before watching 6 hours of crashbox is almost the entirety of what I remember from 2006
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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We played for two hours and nobody won. whoever invented this shit has a throne waiting for them in hell as Satan's prized concubine.
A package for the card game Uno: Show Them No Mercy Edition
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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knowing normal people have already eaten
meme of Squidward standing in a dark room looking out through the blinds at SpongeBob and Patrick running happily
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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digging through old memory crap (as is my holiday tradition) and found my childhood pride and joy: the copies of the mario cartoon that my mom would illegally rip from the redbox ones
A photo of several CDs with two of them labeled with handwritten marker. The first one is labeled "The Super Mario Bros Super Show! Once Upon A Koopa- 75 min". The second is labeled "Super Mario Bros Super Show- King Koopa Katastrophe"
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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These "poob has it for you" ass resumes lmao
Screenshot of a tumblr post by user orcboxer which reads "Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you."
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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They had her saying fucking whatever in there lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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The quotes rn
The painting Aggravation by Briton Riviere. In it, a jester on top of a wall points down smirking at a pack of furious dogs that are trying and failing to reach him.
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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not really surprised to see 28 Years Later go unrepresented in the quotes but "child's desperate journey of love brings him to the awesome truth of life and death" beat the absolute shit out of me and I've been thinking about this shot for the past 6 months
A still from the movie 28 years later that shows the main child character and his father running from an off-screen zombie. The shot is in the middle of the night and the sky is illuminated by stars. The child and father are running across a bridge of stones but due to it being high tide the bridge is covered and it looks as though the two are running across the water.
November 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Loaf! Loaf! Loaf! Loaf!
A cinnamon roll bread loaf cooling on a sheet of parchment paper The cinnamon roll bread loaf, now glazed with powdered sugar icing and cut in half, and placed in a tupperware container
November 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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the quotes on the strike announcement post.........
Meme of Idris Elba looking contemplative at the camera with text that reads "Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction."
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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In rowing, catching a crab means the oar blade doesn't exit the water properly and slams the handle into your chest. One of the girls in my HS boat not only caught a crab, but was hit so hard that flew out of her seat, smashed into ANOTHER girl, and then got stuck in that girl's rigger like this
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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how it feels to leave the thrift store with a bunch of bullshit
A picture of cartoon character jimmy neutron. The sun is shining down on him, he has a big smile on his face, and birds are perched on his outstretched arms and on his head
November 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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these monstrosities taste like a fucking ashtray so that tracks lol
A can of international delight Oreo flavored iced coffee. It tastes like an ashtray.
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Mr Handsome Boy my prayers are with you for this post to age like wine and not milk
Screenshot of a bluesky post which reads "I'll believe Dems are ready to cave when someone other than axios and politico are reporting and sourced by someone other than a Republican. Even dams are not spineless enough to cave after a big election win, supported by polls, with the House still out of session"
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM