ShouldBeJournaling
@shouldbejournaling.bsky.social
this is a place for things that I find funny and probably only I find funny. My intention is to tell no one about this place.
@johndemarsico.bsky.social hey friend, what are doing about the connection issue on the third base high angle camera? It keeps breaking up. Have a Good Friday!
May 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@johndemarsico.bsky.social hey friend, what are doing about the connection issue on the third base high angle camera? It keeps breaking up. Have a Good Friday!
@johndemarsico.bsky.social on the off chance you’re reading this mid-game we can hear the muffled sound of the producer letting GKR know of upcoming SOTs. Have a great game! #lgm
April 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
@johndemarsico.bsky.social on the off chance you’re reading this mid-game we can hear the muffled sound of the producer letting GKR know of upcoming SOTs. Have a great game! #lgm
Chag sameach on this Opening Day!
It's a day of renewal. A day to look ahead at the year before us with a sense of hope. We survived the winter and now anything is possible.
May your day be filled with the love of the game. Hold your loved ones close and Fuck Chase Utley.
#LGM #MLB
It's a day of renewal. A day to look ahead at the year before us with a sense of hope. We survived the winter and now anything is possible.
May your day be filled with the love of the game. Hold your loved ones close and Fuck Chase Utley.
#LGM #MLB
March 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I’m working on an essay comparing the ways Severance and Mickey 17 explore humanity in dystopian capitalist society. This essay will only be for me and my 6 splintered selves.
March 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’m working on an essay comparing the ways Severance and Mickey 17 explore humanity in dystopian capitalist society. This essay will only be for me and my 6 splintered selves.
Dear Kieran Cuklin’s Agent,
Why wasn’t your client, Kieran Culkin, the star of Mickey 17? He would’ve been great in that film. Please work a bit harder and get Kieran Culkin into more films going forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Why wasn’t your client, Kieran Culkin, the star of Mickey 17? He would’ve been great in that film. Please work a bit harder and get Kieran Culkin into more films going forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
March 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dear Kieran Cuklin’s Agent,
Why wasn’t your client, Kieran Culkin, the star of Mickey 17? He would’ve been great in that film. Please work a bit harder and get Kieran Culkin into more films going forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Why wasn’t your client, Kieran Culkin, the star of Mickey 17? He would’ve been great in that film. Please work a bit harder and get Kieran Culkin into more films going forward. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
"I will be out of the office for a week. If this is really important text me, and if you don't have my phone number then how important could it be?"
February 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
"I will be out of the office for a week. If this is really important text me, and if you don't have my phone number then how important could it be?"
Listening to my favorite boys (GKR) praise my favorite boy (Mendoza) really warms my heart. The only word for this feeling is kvelling. Positively kvelling over here. #lgm
February 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Listening to my favorite boys (GKR) praise my favorite boy (Mendoza) really warms my heart. The only word for this feeling is kvelling. Positively kvelling over here. #lgm
@johndemarsico.bsky.social this season can we have 100% more camera crew mentions? I love the idea when the whole crew gets to be supporting characters in the #Mets Movie
February 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@johndemarsico.bsky.social this season can we have 100% more camera crew mentions? I love the idea when the whole crew gets to be supporting characters in the #Mets Movie
“You either die a [Mr. Show] or you live long enough to see yourself become the [SNL].”
February 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
“You either die a [Mr. Show] or you live long enough to see yourself become the [SNL].”
What do people do in the morning before a flight? Every time I fly, I wind up at the airport like 4 hours early cause I can’t think of anything else to do.
February 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
What do people do in the morning before a flight? Every time I fly, I wind up at the airport like 4 hours early cause I can’t think of anything else to do.
More kids dying from lack of vaccines will lead to fewer cases of autism and unfortunately that’s just how numbers work.
(You do have to ignore things like “per capita statistics” and “morality” and “common sense” to make this work for you though)
(You do have to ignore things like “per capita statistics” and “morality” and “common sense” to make this work for you though)
February 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
More kids dying from lack of vaccines will lead to fewer cases of autism and unfortunately that’s just how numbers work.
(You do have to ignore things like “per capita statistics” and “morality” and “common sense” to make this work for you though)
(You do have to ignore things like “per capita statistics” and “morality” and “common sense” to make this work for you though)
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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
February 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
Who can I talk to about the war crime that is TOM AND JERRY: WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (2017)?
My therapist told me after 6 sessions we have to move on to something else.
My therapist told me after 6 sessions we have to move on to something else.
February 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Who can I talk to about the war crime that is TOM AND JERRY: WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (2017)?
My therapist told me after 6 sessions we have to move on to something else.
My therapist told me after 6 sessions we have to move on to something else.
There’s an essay I want someone smarter than me to write about how Tim Robinson is the perfect comedian for our internet age, where people tend to hide their true feelings behind facade/repression but his characters instead feel fully and totally and openly
February 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
There’s an essay I want someone smarter than me to write about how Tim Robinson is the perfect comedian for our internet age, where people tend to hide their true feelings behind facade/repression but his characters instead feel fully and totally and openly
The relationship of my love for Francisco Alvarez and the strength of his English is a perfect bell curve. The better it gets, the more I love him. Someday he will be too fluent and his interviews will be less endearing. But for now, I love that little troll so very much. #LGM
February 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The relationship of my love for Francisco Alvarez and the strength of his English is a perfect bell curve. The better it gets, the more I love him. Someday he will be too fluent and his interviews will be less endearing. But for now, I love that little troll so very much. #LGM
hi, when you post your very silly minor league baseball team content there are sick people like me who then have to buy their merch. please think about my bank account before posting your very silly minor league baseball team content. thank you.
February 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
hi, when you post your very silly minor league baseball team content there are sick people like me who then have to buy their merch. please think about my bank account before posting your very silly minor league baseball team content. thank you.
Who do I need to talk to around here for us to have a novelty bluesky account that just posts out of context Gary Keith and Ron quotes? Is that something @johndemarsico.bsky.social can take care of?
February 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Who do I need to talk to around here for us to have a novelty bluesky account that just posts out of context Gary Keith and Ron quotes? Is that something @johndemarsico.bsky.social can take care of?
very late to be posting this but like, Doechii is making actual fucking art and someone way smarter than me needs to be talking about it more.
February 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
very late to be posting this but like, Doechii is making actual fucking art and someone way smarter than me needs to be talking about it more.
Huge NYC Mental Health Hack:
Make an appointment at an Apple Store near Central Park to get your iPhone battery replaced. You’ll then have an hour (minimum!) to explore the park completely disconnected from the outside world.
I do this at least once a month.
Make an appointment at an Apple Store near Central Park to get your iPhone battery replaced. You’ll then have an hour (minimum!) to explore the park completely disconnected from the outside world.
I do this at least once a month.
February 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Huge NYC Mental Health Hack:
Make an appointment at an Apple Store near Central Park to get your iPhone battery replaced. You’ll then have an hour (minimum!) to explore the park completely disconnected from the outside world.
I do this at least once a month.
Make an appointment at an Apple Store near Central Park to get your iPhone battery replaced. You’ll then have an hour (minimum!) to explore the park completely disconnected from the outside world.
I do this at least once a month.
Some have said I’m an insufferable cishet white man but I couldn’t hear them over my shouting that baseball is theater, games are its stories, players are characters, seasons are plot arcs. Every pitch is a scene, a dialogue between pitcher and catcher, batter and ball, scored by an orchestral crowd
February 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Some have said I’m an insufferable cishet white man but I couldn’t hear them over my shouting that baseball is theater, games are its stories, players are characters, seasons are plot arcs. Every pitch is a scene, a dialogue between pitcher and catcher, batter and ball, scored by an orchestral crowd
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When i die, I have 2 requests.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
February 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
When i die, I have 2 requests.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
1. Scatter my remains on the beach
2. Do not cremate me.
Idk how they choose MVP but Cooper Dejean is a shoe-in for MFNTS (most fun name to say)
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Idk how they choose MVP but Cooper Dejean is a shoe-in for MFNTS (most fun name to say)
Terry Bradshaw’s forehead is wild in 4K thank you Tubi
February 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Terry Bradshaw’s forehead is wild in 4K thank you Tubi