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If you're reading this, you probably need a hobby 😅 ... she/her 💜
Everyone tell Clarence he's pretty. 😤
A chonky stoneware capybara with a carved pumpkin on his head, glazed with a shiny, slightly brown glaze, and mostly underglaze on the pumpkin. He is bootiful. 4 views.
A chonky stoneware capybara with a carved pumpkin on his head, glazed with a shiny, slightly brown glaze, and mostly underglaze on the pumpkin. He is bootiful. 4 views.
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Everyone tell Clarence he's pretty. 😤
A chonky stoneware capybara with a carved pumpkin on his head, glazed with a shiny, slightly brown glaze, and mostly underglaze on the pumpkin. He is bootiful. 4 views.
A chonky stoneware capybara with a carved pumpkin on his head, glazed with a shiny, slightly brown glaze, and mostly underglaze on the pumpkin. He is bootiful. 4 views.
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"Your Dasher will arrive soon." "Cool and ty, but when will they leave?"
September 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
"Your Dasher will arrive soon." "Cool and ty, but when will they leave?"
Never doubt that the face-eating leopards will eat your face, too.
September 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Never doubt that the face-eating leopards will eat your face, too.
This timeline truly is the fucking worst.
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This timeline truly is the fucking worst.
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Yay! Finally! Happy dance!
September 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Yay! Finally! Happy dance!
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WTF, NYT. I get it in 5, you tell me to try for 4. I get it in 4, you tell me to try for 3. I get it in 2, and you're just 🥱😪😴😌
August 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
WTF, NYT. I get it in 5, you tell me to try for 4. I get it in 4, you tell me to try for 3. I get it in 2, and you're just 🥱😪😴😌
Here's hoping...
Q: Should New York's independent redistricting commission should be disbanded?
Gov. Kathy Hochul: "Yes. I'm tired of fighting this fight with my hand tied behind my back."
Gov. Kathy Hochul: "Yes. I'm tired of fighting this fight with my hand tied behind my back."
August 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Here's hoping...
One of my new favorite glaze combos, a pinch pot, gas kiln. 💜
July 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
One of my new favorite glaze combos, a pinch pot, gas kiln. 💜
lol, "I wasn't, like, counting every time" is perhaps not the best defense... 💀
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
lol, "I wasn't, like, counting every time" is perhaps not the best defense... 💀
Host: how does that make you feel?
NGL, I really thought the answer was going to be "um, nothing? 🤷🏻♀️", but Xander pulled it out.
And good on Mal. 😤😤
NGL, I really thought the answer was going to be "um, nothing? 🤷🏻♀️", but Xander pulled it out.
And good on Mal. 😤😤
July 14, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Host: how does that make you feel?
NGL, I really thought the answer was going to be "um, nothing? 🤷🏻♀️", but Xander pulled it out.
And good on Mal. 😤😤
NGL, I really thought the answer was going to be "um, nothing? 🤷🏻♀️", but Xander pulled it out.
And good on Mal. 😤😤
watching Queer Ultimatum, and TIFF'S FRIEND 💀💀💀
"You two are batshit crazy. Now kith."
"You two are batshit crazy. Now kith."
a cartoon character with a duck and a fox
ALT: a cartoon character with a duck and a fox
media.tenor.com
July 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
watching Queer Ultimatum, and TIFF'S FRIEND 💀💀💀
"You two are batshit crazy. Now kith."
"You two are batshit crazy. Now kith."
Using food, show where you grew up
June 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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There have been mass arrests of authors writing boy love fiction in China.
Police arrest scores of Chinese women writing 'boy love' fiction for money
Police in China are arresting female authors of homosexual romance novels, in a widespread crackdown on the "boys love" fiction genre.
www.abc.net.au
June 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There have been mass arrests of authors writing boy love fiction in China.
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June 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Every time I make my pup a bowl of kibble with pumpkin puree and some water and he looks at me like I hung the stars, I wonder: am I his Xie Lian?
May 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Every time I make my pup a bowl of kibble with pumpkin puree and some water and he looks at me like I hung the stars, I wonder: am I his Xie Lian?
There aren't any good AVP gifs from the movie, so going with this one. 😌 (Still a better love story than Twilight)
April 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
There aren't any good AVP gifs from the movie, so going with this one. 😌 (Still a better love story than Twilight)
My pistachio ate another pistachio 😮
March 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My pistachio ate another pistachio 😮
At jury duty, and all I know so far is daytime TV sucks.
February 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
At jury duty, and all I know so far is daytime TV sucks.