Shortarida
@shortarida.bsky.social
He/Him/Indigestion
Truly and incoherently vibing and thriving.
Truly and incoherently vibing and thriving.
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Shortarida
@shortarida.bsky.social
· Jul 25
The Kaptain Krickets Texting Thread.
Well I just met my lil nephew Ignatius and he's so perfect in every single way and probably the cutest baby I've ever seen and also I love him.
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well I just met my lil nephew Ignatius and he's so perfect in every single way and probably the cutest baby I've ever seen and also I love him.
@badbisque.bsky.social happy belated FRICKEN birthday!!!!! So sorry I missed it yesterday, I hope it was a lovely day
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
@badbisque.bsky.social happy belated FRICKEN birthday!!!!! So sorry I missed it yesterday, I hope it was a lovely day
Somebody impregnate me.
November 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Somebody impregnate me.
I measure the passing of time by how far I have to scroll in a birthday year drop down list.
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I measure the passing of time by how far I have to scroll in a birthday year drop down list.
Bubbadubba dup dup dup.
Aaooooh.
Aaooooh.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Bubbadubba dup dup dup.
Aaooooh.
Aaooooh.
Make a bitch go on and ON
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Make a bitch go on and ON
FUCK me, Mike did his THING with these Ikes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
FUCK me, Mike did his THING with these Ikes.
Just in my office farting away
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Just in my office farting away
Fuck my chungus life
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Fuck my chungus life
Someone needs to baba this ghanoush.
November 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Someone needs to baba this ghanoush.
Thank you S10 Grey's Anatomy, you kinda pissed me awff.
November 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Thank you S10 Grey's Anatomy, you kinda pissed me awff.
"Come on baby it's my birthday 😏" - me to me on having cookies for breakfast.
November 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
"Come on baby it's my birthday 😏" - me to me on having cookies for breakfast.
I gotta SHIT lady let me off this call
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I gotta SHIT lady let me off this call
Reposted by Shortarida
Wait what's this about Muad'dib's girlfriend dying?
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wait what's this about Muad'dib's girlfriend dying?
Someone teach me to Riverdance right now.
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone teach me to Riverdance right now.
Ghost of Yotei was real good, real solid, real artisinal, real exquisite. Atsu fucks.
October 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ghost of Yotei was real good, real solid, real artisinal, real exquisite. Atsu fucks.
Im in love with a bad bitch that's kinda mean to people.
October 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Im in love with a bad bitch that's kinda mean to people.
Opening up girlfriend applications, here's what I offer:
- Whimsy, so much whimsy.
- Got a pretty decent job I'm proud of and I get to help people
- Team Jacob
- I'll be telling YOU about the bird I saw today, I do not shut thr fuck up
- I have a cat named Oscar (pic below)
- I have a hammock
- Whimsy, so much whimsy.
- Got a pretty decent job I'm proud of and I get to help people
- Team Jacob
- I'll be telling YOU about the bird I saw today, I do not shut thr fuck up
- I have a cat named Oscar (pic below)
- I have a hammock
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Opening up girlfriend applications, here's what I offer:
- Whimsy, so much whimsy.
- Got a pretty decent job I'm proud of and I get to help people
- Team Jacob
- I'll be telling YOU about the bird I saw today, I do not shut thr fuck up
- I have a cat named Oscar (pic below)
- I have a hammock
- Whimsy, so much whimsy.
- Got a pretty decent job I'm proud of and I get to help people
- Team Jacob
- I'll be telling YOU about the bird I saw today, I do not shut thr fuck up
- I have a cat named Oscar (pic below)
- I have a hammock
I just like that Lewis Capaldi
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I just like that Lewis Capaldi