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Shortarida
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He/Him/Indigestion

Truly and incoherently vibing and thriving.
Oh oh course, my old pal Yop.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
RIP to a real one
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Opening up girlfriend applications, here's what I offer:

- Whimsy, so much whimsy.
- Got a pretty decent job I'm proud of and I get to help people
- Team Jacob
- I'll be telling YOU about the bird I saw today, I do not shut thr fuck up
- I have a cat named Oscar (pic below)
- I have a hammock
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Is this me?
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
October 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Making coffee
October 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I need a baddie to do this to me.
October 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
How DO you get hand foot and mouth??!!?!??!???!
October 2, 2025 at 3:20 AM
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Its been nice knowing you sir.
September 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
September 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
His name is Oscar but he goes by:

Big Son
Sonscar
Freakscar
Loudscar
Osk
Boxscar
Bagscar
My Son
Pissscar
Oscar de la Catso
September 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Soup.
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Miss you big dog
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 AM
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
September 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Probably 21/22 in this?
August 29, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Doing research
August 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Anywhere in first row behind the break.
August 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM