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Shitty Johnny
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Looking to follow musicians, artists & progressives.
Since the magats are trying to brand tomorrow's #NoKings as hate America, I thought I'd make a sign to clear things up for them.
October 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I don't know what shows my age more. The fact I take Collagen every day or that while preparing it, I sing the word "Collagen" to the tune "Janitor" by Suburban Lawns.
youtu.be/u2FnMk44sAg?...
Suburban Lawns - Janitor (Original Video)
YouTube video by The Void
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October 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ABC should go back to its 1953 #McCarthy era logo. It seems like the reich thing to do.
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Shitty Johnny
BREAKING: ABC has announced it is pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show off the air “indefinitely” to censor the host after comments he made Monday night about the "MAGA gang" doing everything to claim Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin was "anything other than one of them."

Here is the clip:
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by Shitty Johnny
Did the FCC threaten Fox when Brian Kilmeade suggested murdering the homeless?

No? Weird….
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
To fuck with the MAGA canceling @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social
The crew should do the show tonight as Guillermo Live! and post it to YouTube with his side kick being @jimmykimmel.com
More viewers than ABC and revenue stays with the crew.
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I loved #Superman @jamesgunn.bsky.social but one question
Do the #MonkeyBots in the #PocketUniverse use #5G to connect to the web in our universe or did Lex have to install a LAN line?
August 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The shitgibbon would have a huge meltdown if this song introduction hit the charts this week.
@brucespringsteen.net
My City of Ruins (Introduction) - Live in Manchester, May 14, 2025
Bruce Springsteen · Land Of Hope & Dreams · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
10 years ago, when I started my job, my employer laughed at me suggesting that rather than joining the 401k program, they just pay me 4% more..
My suggestion isn't so funny today, huh.
April 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Looking forward to a lot of "Bobby Hill - That's My Purse" energy at #HandsOff on April 5th
April 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Yes @mcuban.bsky.social why shut down the 3-card monte guy on the corner when he brings so much hope to the neighborhood?
Smartest crypto quote on @blueksy. And it doesn't have to be $5k. In a country where a large number of people don't have $400 in savings, If a candidate doesn't respect the importance of $100 of crypto to young voters, they will lose them
For someone who works a low paid job but has amassed $5000 in crypto, it’s not just an investment. It’s their ticket out. You do NOT want to threaten that if you want them to vote for you.
March 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey #comicssky anyone know the name of the #comic about a killer that returns to a city on an annual basis & the officials refuse to stop them (i.e.mass shooters).
I think I saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social mention it back when we were at the old mall we used to skate at (X).
March 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Reposted by Shitty Johnny
Trump and Musk’s initiatives are forcing us into a dark age for science.

Watch the full video on YouTube: Trump Hates Science

youtu.be/46XaJvIxPeY
Trump Hates Science
YouTube video by Adam Conover
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March 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Dems should start posting memes laughing at how old man trump can't drive.
March 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is the same as when Jimmy Carter brought the press to the dealership he bought a Pinto from... oh, wait, that never happened because it's illegal for POTUS to use his office like this.
#bizzaroTrumpWorld
Elon Musk explaining cars to Trump: "It's literally like a golf cart that goes really fast."
March 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I really dislike pro wrestling, but I love Mike-A-Mania.
#bestshow4life
A new episode of MIKE-A-MANIA is now available on the Best Show Patreon! AP Mike enters THE ATTITUDE ERA, and his WrestleMania enters its Parental Discretion Advised phase.

Watch on Patreon: patreon.com/thebestshow
March 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The great Lenny Lashley's Gang Of One released a new LP on Friday that has been on repeat for me all weekend.
#musicsky
#punk
#Rock

youtu.be/sLWJOF7LoWE?...
Mrs. Breeze
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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March 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's been decades since I listened to rock radio. Do they still announce the morning time as "It's 7:53 AM. Get your ass out of bed!"
February 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
February 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Last night, I witnessed a loss of innocence when I saw my dear sweet wife discover the Costco Guys "We Bring The Boom."

I blame @julieklausner.bsky.social & Tom Scharpling for bringing this evil into my home.
I hope they burn in hell.
February 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Up With People played it 4 times & they don't make your top 10?
I guess the NYT doesn't factor in sheer talent to their rankings.
From @theathletic.bsky.social: Where will Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance rank among the best in history? In advance of this year’s performance, we watched every halftime show. nyti.ms/42LMas1
February 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey @bestshow4life.bsky.social are you still asking rockers if they saw Humble Pie at their peak, or is that only when in elevators?
#itNeverEnds
February 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
While so much of the media is turning a blind eye to the insanity going on, this podcast reminds me I'm not just imagining the nation is falling apart.
Musk’s Coup, Democrats Find Their Voice, Trump Capitulates www.youtube.com/live/e5zuqv5... via @YouTube
Join me LIVE for The News at 6:05 PM Eastern:
Musk’s Coup, Democrats Find Their Voice, Trump Capitulates
YouTube video by David Feldman
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February 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Nice work, Baron Von Fuckface. Your theater stunt is going to continue to cost US companies millions.
Edmontonians ready to shop local despite U.S. tariff pause
YouTube video by CityNews
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February 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM