Millicent
@shitisjokes.bsky.social
Jupiter about to be so close you can see moons
pumpkin spice potato chips are sitting right there but no one will do it
its practically what butternut squash is anyway
its practically what butternut squash is anyway
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
pumpkin spice potato chips are sitting right there but no one will do it
its practically what butternut squash is anyway
its practically what butternut squash is anyway
how's the shrinkage
that's my main concern sounds like it would shrink a lot of my stuff
that's my main concern sounds like it would shrink a lot of my stuff
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
how's the shrinkage
that's my main concern sounds like it would shrink a lot of my stuff
that's my main concern sounds like it would shrink a lot of my stuff
its quietly revolutionary
November 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
its quietly revolutionary
its real good i went from completely unimpressed in the first half to going through the five stages of vince mcmahon meme in the last half
i give it 5 bags of popcorn and a 2003 nokia 6600 cellphone because you’ll need it to text all your friends about this one
i give it 5 bags of popcorn and a 2003 nokia 6600 cellphone because you’ll need it to text all your friends about this one
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
its real good i went from completely unimpressed in the first half to going through the five stages of vince mcmahon meme in the last half
i give it 5 bags of popcorn and a 2003 nokia 6600 cellphone because you’ll need it to text all your friends about this one
i give it 5 bags of popcorn and a 2003 nokia 6600 cellphone because you’ll need it to text all your friends about this one
are you planning on hitting up lake mungo in this marathon
October 27, 2025 at 6:56 PM
are you planning on hitting up lake mungo in this marathon
you being a july baby makes so much sense
October 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
you being a july baby makes so much sense
i’ve never trusted sperm
October 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i’ve never trusted sperm
you are incorrigible @eucrite.bsky.social!
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
you are incorrigible @eucrite.bsky.social!
y'know... as in 'to garf'
October 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
y'know... as in 'to garf'