Millicent
@shitisjokes.bsky.social
Jupiter about to be so close you can see moons
within ten years the grinch will fully overtake santa claus
which is i fine i feel no affiliation to santa
grinch worship is spiritually adjacent to having a fond association with a christmas story and yet i shed no tears over the burial of santa
which is i fine i feel no affiliation to santa
grinch worship is spiritually adjacent to having a fond association with a christmas story and yet i shed no tears over the burial of santa
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
within ten years the grinch will fully overtake santa claus
which is i fine i feel no affiliation to santa
grinch worship is spiritually adjacent to having a fond association with a christmas story and yet i shed no tears over the burial of santa
which is i fine i feel no affiliation to santa
grinch worship is spiritually adjacent to having a fond association with a christmas story and yet i shed no tears over the burial of santa
my mother-in-law is featured extensively in this
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my mother-in-law is featured extensively in this
in case you were wondering i've noticed starting an order with "can i get" is alive and well within the gen z community
i dare say stronger than ever
i dare say stronger than ever
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
in case you were wondering i've noticed starting an order with "can i get" is alive and well within the gen z community
i dare say stronger than ever
i dare say stronger than ever
i knew something was up when he was always suspiciously a hair late shouting uno
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i knew something was up when he was always suspiciously a hair late shouting uno
me chomping down on a whopper: "its 5am somewhere"
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
me chomping down on a whopper: "its 5am somewhere"
maybe he isn't a fascist because with a fascist the planes would run on time!
November 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
maybe he isn't a fascist because with a fascist the planes would run on time!
once my cc kept declining an online purchase so i called them to give live confirmation and they told me the only way they'd process it is if i linked my cc to my phone and pay thru their app because that's "more secure" and hoo boy did i not do that
if anything that sounds way less secure
if anything that sounds way less secure
i'm sorry but the way people hold out their phone to pay for something gives me the ick!
there i said it
there i said it
October 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
once my cc kept declining an online purchase so i called them to give live confirmation and they told me the only way they'd process it is if i linked my cc to my phone and pay thru their app because that's "more secure" and hoo boy did i not do that
if anything that sounds way less secure
if anything that sounds way less secure
i'm sorry but the way people hold out their phone to pay for something gives me the ick!
there i said it
there i said it
October 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i'm sorry but the way people hold out their phone to pay for something gives me the ick!
there i said it
there i said it
what are we even doing
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
what are we even doing
the gen-z couple at the table next to us on a date and one of them is watching ‘one day at a time’ on their phone and the other is just straight scrolling on theirs
like the whole point of becoming old enough to leave the house is so you don’t have to watch home improvement anymore
like the whole point of becoming old enough to leave the house is so you don’t have to watch home improvement anymore
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
the gen-z couple at the table next to us on a date and one of them is watching ‘one day at a time’ on their phone and the other is just straight scrolling on theirs
like the whole point of becoming old enough to leave the house is so you don’t have to watch home improvement anymore
like the whole point of becoming old enough to leave the house is so you don’t have to watch home improvement anymore
today's nyt strands
for the first time in my life i legitimately felt like i was having a stroke
for the first time in my life i legitimately felt like i was having a stroke
August 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
today's nyt strands
for the first time in my life i legitimately felt like i was having a stroke
for the first time in my life i legitimately felt like i was having a stroke
billion dollar idea: one of those paint can shakers from the hardware store but miniaturized for use on jars of peanut butter when the oil has separated
July 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
billion dollar idea: one of those paint can shakers from the hardware store but miniaturized for use on jars of peanut butter when the oil has separated
yikes i thought it would've easily crossed fifty bucks by friday morning
July 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
yikes i thought it would've easily crossed fifty bucks by friday morning
can't belive it took me this long to realize how similar the names liam neeson and leslie nielsen sound
June 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
can't belive it took me this long to realize how similar the names liam neeson and leslie nielsen sound
hmph zero likes
touché to all my haters
touché to all my haters
June 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
hmph zero likes
touché to all my haters
touché to all my haters
i'm going to stop saying "that's crazy!" or "that's insane!" whenever someone tells me something remarkable and instead i'm going to say "that's remarkable!"
i'm thinking of hearkening back
i'm thinking of hearkening back
May 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i'm going to stop saying "that's crazy!" or "that's insane!" whenever someone tells me something remarkable and instead i'm going to say "that's remarkable!"
i'm thinking of hearkening back
i'm thinking of hearkening back
hmm yes and does this so-called pornhub have interactive word games that refresh daily
i apologize for my ignorance but this only speaks on record to how unfamiliar i am to the website we are discussing
i apologize for my ignorance but this only speaks on record to how unfamiliar i am to the website we are discussing
January 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hmm yes and does this so-called pornhub have interactive word games that refresh daily
i apologize for my ignorance but this only speaks on record to how unfamiliar i am to the website we are discussing
i apologize for my ignorance but this only speaks on record to how unfamiliar i am to the website we are discussing
this guy's impression of al pacino randomly yelling "i like.... rj barrett!" to nobody in particular is also how i imagine @futurecanon.bsky.social spends his time from day to day
old.reddit.com/r/billsimmon...
old.reddit.com/r/billsimmon...
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
this guy's impression of al pacino randomly yelling "i like.... rj barrett!" to nobody in particular is also how i imagine @futurecanon.bsky.social spends his time from day to day
old.reddit.com/r/billsimmon...
old.reddit.com/r/billsimmon...
attn: @mentallyeel.bsky.social
Recognize the name Jolt Cola? The 1980s soda aims to make a comeback — this time with even more caffeine
Jolt Cola returns as energy drink with more caffeine | CTV News
Jolt Cola, the soda brand that gained attention in the 1980s for offering “all the sugar and twice the caffeine,” is heading back to stores in 2025. This time, it’s promising more than twice the original caffeine content.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 29, 2024 at 10:04 PM
attn: @mentallyeel.bsky.social
occupation is a synonym for job
just something to think about....
just something to think about....
December 3, 2024 at 8:00 PM
occupation is a synonym for job
just something to think about....
just something to think about....
(to help my lengthy list of canadian mutuals understand the absurdity of such a notion: today is the american thanksgiving)
gonna do some yard work in my front yard today to impress my neighbors with my work ethic
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
(to help my lengthy list of canadian mutuals understand the absurdity of such a notion: today is the american thanksgiving)
gonna do some yard work in my front yard today to impress my neighbors with my work ethic
November 28, 2024 at 5:31 PM
gonna do some yard work in my front yard today to impress my neighbors with my work ethic