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Millicent
@shitisjokes.bsky.social
Jupiter about to be so close you can see moons
my mother-in-law is featured extensively in this
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i knew something was up when he was always suspiciously a hair late shouting uno
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
me chomping down on a whopper: "its 5am somewhere"
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
November 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
what are we even doing
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
August 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
yikes i thought it would've easily crossed fifty bucks by friday morning
July 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
attention: haters
May 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
this guy's impression of al pacino randomly yelling "i like.... rj barrett!" to nobody in particular is also how i imagine @futurecanon.bsky.social spends his time from day to day

old.reddit.com/r/billsimmon...
January 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“one baconator please”
January 7, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
November 4, 2023 at 8:54 PM